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Athletic Footjob
Sep 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer

Sagebrush posted:

wait, is this for charging things from your belt or for charging the belt itself?

yes

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anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
efb

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
lomarf

quote:

Alphabet Inc’s Google has suspended Project Ara, its ambitious effort to build what is known as a modular smartphone with interchangeable components, as part of a broader push to streamline the company’s hardware efforts, two people with knowledge of the matter said.

The move marks an about-face for the tech company, which announced a host of partners for Project Ara at its developer conference in May and said it would ship a developer edition of the product this autumn.
googles hardware division is literally made up of drooling retards

big shtick energy
May 27, 2004


the stupid modular phone thing has finally been cancelled officially

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
rip project ara

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

DuckConference posted:

the stupid modular phone thing has finally been cancelled officially

if only anyone could have seen this coming

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope
i'm shocked! :geno:

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

it was a dumb loving idea when it was a kick starter and it was a dumb loving idea when it was a Google project

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
iirc it started as an art project, to design a hypothetical product, and a lot of people thought it was a really good idea and passed it around

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

anthonypants posted:

iirc it started as an art project, to design a hypothetical product, and a lot of people thought it was a really good idea and passed it around

homercar.jpg

ahmeni
May 1, 2005

It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.
Grimey Drawer

The Management posted:

if this was apple every news organization would be running headlines about exploding iPhones and how the company is doomed. but it's Samsung so no one cares.

it was just on the news here lmao

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
along with project ara they're also ditching the nexus brand in favor of calling their new phones the pixel and pixel xl

Athletic Footjob
Sep 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer
how do you have an extra large pixel

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Athletic Footjob posted:

how do you have an extra large pixel

"what do you mean? i thought it was a computer thing"

-- the marketing director who named these products

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

atomicthumbs posted:

along with project ara they're also ditching the nexus brand in favor of calling their new phones the pixel and pixel xl

do i have to start a google-branding fork of the ms-branding page now?

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
Chromebook Pixel C XL 6P

Sinjang
May 29, 2013
loving awful name. Google continues to aim for mediocrity and hope for viral success.

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

nothing says convergence like naming your phone after your computer.

microsoft surface
microsoft surface phone!

google chromebook pixel
google chromebook pixel phone!

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

tbf they arent selling the computer anymore

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011


i updated the site

https://didgoogleshutdown.com/Project-Ara

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

LastInLine posted:

tbf they arent selling the computer anymore

*throws pixel in trash*

welp, we tried. *pause* hey wait a minute.

* pulls computer out of trash*

*peels off "pixel" sticker*

maybe we can still use this bit?

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

PleasureKevin posted:

*throws pixel in trash*

welp, we tried. *pause* hey wait a minute.

* pulls computer out of trash*

*peels off "pixel" sticker*

maybe we can still use this bit?

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

PleasureKevin posted:

*throws pixel in trash*

welp, we tried. *pause* hey wait a minute.

* pulls computer out of trash*

*peels off "pixel" sticker*

maybe we can still use this bit?

lol

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



sarnsung recalling the note 7. lmao

Athletic Footjob
Sep 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer
here's a note for Samsung: don't build exploding big phones

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
kudos to the ara vision guy who conned google into 5 years or whatever of fat checks by pitching them pie in the sky bullshit

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

poty posted:

kudos to the ara vision guy who conned google into 5 years or whatever of fat checks by pitching them pie in the sky bullshit

seriously. everyone who knows anything said this was a terrible idea and it was still funded for years.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

FMguru posted:

lomarf
googles hardware division is literally made up of drooling retards

i dont think any amount of current engineering could make this feasible in any way without being huge and dumb looking as poo poo

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
ara prototype simulation

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

The Management posted:

seriously. everyone who knows anything said this was a terrible idea and it was still funded for years.
the 2014 verge article about how google is reinventing the smartphone with darpa-style vision gets funnier every day

every paragraph is a treasure

quote:

"When this goes to market, this will be the most custom, mass-market product ever created by mankind," Eremenko argues. The closest thing to that level of customization is "maybe Chipotle burritos," he jokes. But the key problem is that when it comes to building out an Ara phone, people will "have to make a huge number of choices that are quite difficult to make, both aesthetic and functional."

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

and all the google board members stood up and clapped

no, really

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

oh gosh i remember this

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

atomicthumbs posted:

ara prototype simulation



except with duplo

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

atomicthumbs posted:

ara prototype simulation

we've disrupted the wheel by making it square

silence_kit
Jul 14, 2011

by the sex ghost

The Management posted:

seriously. everyone who knows anything said this was a terrible idea and it was still funded for years.

Do you know a lot about this? What was the major technical obstacle to the idea? Even if it weren't technically hard, the idea is a little dumb in that people don't really care about customizing the functionality of their cell phones.

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

silence_kit posted:

Do you know a lot about this? What was the major technical obstacle to the idea? Even if it weren't technically hard, the idea is a little dumb in that people don't really care about customizing the functionality of their cell phones.
lol

silence_kit
Jul 14, 2011

by the sex ghost

what

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
stay in school

Athletic Footjob
Sep 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer
oh no I lost my processor block

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silence_kit
Jul 14, 2011

by the sex ghost

anthonypants posted:

stay in school

ok?

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