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As a restaurant person, I've spent a fair amount of time guessing at people's names when I hand their receipts to them. More times than I would think reasonable, people are overjoyed to hear their names correctly pronounced. This allows me to deploy a shrugged, "hey, I'm a cunning linguist." The joke almost always kills, especially when I work bachelorette parties. Not an edit: the above poster posted a Cake song, yeah? Thievery abounds! ----------- Real edit: gently caress... It was Deep Purple. Knocking at Your Back Door The_Book_Of_Harry has a new favorite as of 05:13 on Sep 2, 2016 |
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Sep 2, 2016 05:16
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Lizard Combatant posted:... What? The line "cunning linguist" sounds like cunnilingus, or colloquially: eating pussy. 
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Sep 2, 2016 05:23
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The_Book_Of_Harry posted:The line "cunning linguist" sounds like cunnilingus, or colloquially: eating pussy. idgi (I don't get it)
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Sep 2, 2016 05:31
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Yes you do.
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Sep 2, 2016 05:45
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So I was browsing dumb crafts and bullshit on Pinterest, and usually the ads are pretty well tailored to me though I'm not sure it really matters. I go to Target once every three months to stock up on lady business and pills because I get a gift card from my credit card rewards anyway. But this add... I did click on it. Yeeeeeaaaaaaaah I can't imagine an average person would want this. I don't know why this exists. I understand why gently caress pillows and boob-ergonomic mousepads exists, even though I don't like that they exist. But this...? http://www.infmetry.com/products/gi...ource=Pinterest Wow, this site has some great stuff: 
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Sep 2, 2016 05:45
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redneck nazgul posted:That's a boxer, right? No, it's a dog.
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Sep 2, 2016 05:49
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Tiggum posted:No, it's a dog. What, you've never boxed a dog?
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Sep 2, 2016 06:15
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Nothing in the rulebooks say that a dog cannot be a boxer.
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Sep 2, 2016 06:18
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The_Book_Of_Harry posted:
I don't understand this line, which is what I think the other poster was asking about. I don't see anybody posting a song or lyrics, whether Cake or Deep Purple, and I don't get "thievery abounds" because if your whole post was also a quote from something, I have no idea what it was. 
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Sep 2, 2016 06:47
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The MSJ posted:Nothing in the rulebooks say that a dog cannot be a boxer. Air Bud: Pugilist Dammit, we'll have to recast.
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Sep 2, 2016 08:05
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redneck nazgul posted:That's a boxer, right? No, it's a Meimaraner.
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Sep 2, 2016 10:30
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Bobby Digital posted:Air Bud: Pugilist Air Bud is now a multi-movie franchise with its own spinoffs starring supporting characters from Air Bud movies and has led to the formation of Air Bud Entertainment. Here is the trailer to their 15th (I think) movie, starring a minor character from the Santa Buddies movie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8u7iu_AJs0
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Sep 2, 2016 11:03
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I would gladly pay to see that. That dog's part in santa buddies was hilariously goofy and you can't really go wrong with talking dog movies (marmaduke was pretty stupid though).
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Sep 2, 2016 11:11
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Don't they usually use tons of dogs to play the same "character" though? I mean it's not like you can say that a dog actor is good and worth following in other movies...
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Sep 2, 2016 13:18
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Don't they usually use tons of dogs to play the same "character" though? I mean it's not like you can say that a dog actor is good and worth following in other movies... Yeah, most animal roles are generally played by two or three near-identical ones for when the first one gets fussy/pisses itself/bites the lead actor and needs to be taken out back with a shotgun.
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Sep 2, 2016 13:27
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Don't they usually use tons of dogs to play the same "character" though? I mean it's not like you can say that a dog actor is good and worth following in other movies... Eddie from Frasier was awesome!
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Sep 2, 2016 13:27
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The mouse from Stuart Little was really good. Surprised he hasn't been in anything since.
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Sep 2, 2016 13:31
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RCarr posted:The mouse from Stuart Little was really good. Surprised he hasn't been in anything since. He got Parkinson's.
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Sep 2, 2016 13:38
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Bogmonster posted:Welcome, friend. You know, a lot of people say: 'Guy N. Smith? Isn’t he the guy who writes all that horror crap?' Well, good luck to you, you’re an idiot. Man, if there were ever a show that needed a second series, this is it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3rNBAMt-kg
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Sep 2, 2016 13:51
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Apparently Rin Tin Tin won the first Academy Award for Best Actor but the Academy wanted people to take them seriously so instead gave it to second place.
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Sep 2, 2016 13:54
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SKY COQ posted:He got Parkinson's. 
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Sep 2, 2016 13:55
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Bast Relief posted:So I was browsing dumb crafts and bullshit on Pinterest, and usually the ads are pretty well tailored to me though I'm not sure it really matters. I go to Target once every three months to stock up on lady business and pills because I get a gift card from my credit card rewards anyway. But this add... This is reminiscent of the Panda's Ana stuff. Not like I know who was the progenitor of miniature dishware girls. http://www.takaratomy-arts.co.jp/specials/pandanoana/meido/index.html
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Sep 2, 2016 13:58
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Sep 2, 2016 14:15
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Bart Fargo posted:Man, if there were ever a show that needed a second series, this is it. They wanted to make a 2nd series, but it was cost prohibitive with the way they shot. They shot everything normal, than in post added the 80's "effects"
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Sep 2, 2016 14:36
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They deserved all the money in the world for how great that series was.
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Sep 2, 2016 15:12
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MacheteZombie posted:They deserved all the money in the world for how great that series was. Wank an only dream.
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Tiggum posted:No, it's a dog. Heh, I'm pretty sure it's David Mitchell.
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Sep 2, 2016 15:21
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DudeGoofyGuy posted:I don't understand this line, which is what I think the other poster was asking about. I don't see anybody posting a song or lyrics, whether Cake or Deep Purple, and I don't get "thievery abounds" because if your whole post was also a quote from something, I have no idea what it was. Ahh. I was blind guessing that someone posted the song from whence (I wrongly assumed) the "cunning linguist" joke came. It was not a Cake song, as I had misremembered, but one by Deep Purple. "Thievery abounds" was in response to me not only stealing the joke for my own ends, but looking at a macro doing the same, while I also misattributed the source. The funny picture is me IRL, but have a classic, too 
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Sep 2, 2016 16:40
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Sep 2, 2016 17:11
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E: oops
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Sep 2, 2016 18:34
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Cunning linguist probably dates back to like Oscar Wilde or someone.
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Sep 2, 2016 18:45
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Data Graham posted:Cunning linguist probably dates back to like Oscar Wilde or someone. If there's one thing Oscar Wilde wouldn't claim, it's probably being good at eating pussy
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Sep 2, 2016 18:46
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Bast Relief posted:So I was browsing dumb crafts and bullshit on Pinterest, and usually the ads are pretty well tailored to me though I'm not sure it really matters. I go to Target once every three months to stock up on lady business and pills because I get a gift card from my credit card rewards anyway. But this add... Mu. Unpost that picture. Unask tha- Mu. Muu!
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Sep 2, 2016 18:53
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theflyingorc posted:If there's one thing Oscar Wilde wouldn't claim, it's probably being good at eating pussy I concur
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Sep 2, 2016 18:57
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Sep 2, 2016 19:12
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Probably on his way (back) to Ontario to find work. E: sorry 
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Sep 2, 2016 19:24
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Sorry to Canadians for leaking our jingoism is leaking across the border.
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Sep 2, 2016 19:58
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gently caress these things. 
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Sep 2, 2016 20:32
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That picture sure is "funny".
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