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a retard posted:i have literal autism and even i know that lmao jesus christ is this d&d
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a retard posted:i have literal autism and even i know that lmao I know it too. Fat Shat Sings posted:you see the way language works is that people don't actually have to use specific words to mean the same thing. And the same words can mean different things too! I love language. hth posted:jesus christ is this d&d Hey I just said I don't care who you guys want to gently caress or about your sexual fantasies. Apparently that makes me some kind of rabid tumblerite.
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The Sphinxster posted:Hey I just said I don't care who you guys want to gently caress or about your sexual fantasies. Apparently that makes me some kind of rabid tumblerite. "Do you want to know how little I care? I hope you are sitting down because boy will you ever find out how little I care about this topic"
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Fat Shat Sings posted:"Do you want to know how little I care? I hope you are sitting down because boy will you ever find out how little I care about this topic"
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you guys are terrible. this is terrible.
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satanic splash-back posted:you guys are terrible. this is terrible.
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Sep 2, 2016 05:55
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If you guys who are new to MMA want to see cool fights look up the following: Mark Hunt vs Antonio "Bigfoot" Silva 1 Rory MacDonald vs Robbie Lawler Conor McGregor vs Nate Diaz 2 Any title defense by Demetrius "Mighty Mouse" Johnson Carlos Condit vs Robbie Lawer
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Sharzak posted:i got loving annihilated by a 90 lb purple belt today. i am unbelievably sore. we were even training specifically wrestling. train martial arts folks. 90lb? Was it a literal child that annihilated you?
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Trast posted:If you guys who are new to MMA want to see cool fights look up the following:
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this thread is getting so dumb that moridin might not come back and defend ninjas again for the 4th day in a row
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satanic splash-back posted:you guys are terrible. this is terrible.
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Sid Vicious posted:she sucked my mom
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Diego Sanchez vs Gilbert Melendez was the best fight ever When the UFC announced their deal with Reebok, Reebok put a bunch of 'fighter kit' online that were often outright wrong  Giblert Melendez Marcio "Lyoto" Machida Conor McGregor's shirt had an American flag on it. Fighters who were critical of the errors had their shirts mysteriously disappear from the website.
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Trast posted:If you guys who are new to MMA want to see cool fights look up the following: I also enjoy those really early UFC poo poo show fights with Tank Abbott I think his name was? Basically it was this massively huge biker dude in the shittest shape who had obviously been in poo poo loads of street brawls and they threw him in the ring with some 9th degree black belt martial arts master. Spoilers: a 140lb dude gets loving ruined by 20 seconds of the most savage hay makers you've ever seen from 300lbs of crazy swings Fake edit: I tried looking this up but couldn't find it. Maybe it's not Tank Abbott but gently caress I swear I remember some Jet Li guy going against just some bar brawler and getting utterly ruined in the octagon.
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beep by grandpa posted:Holly reached out with both hands to touch gloves right before the fight started, ronda turned her back to her (to the crowd's amazement) then holly went "hm oh well" and beat the living poo poo out of her for 8mins then did a sick as hell backflip over ronda's miserably disgraced dead body unilaterally refusing to touch gloves is like pissing in the karma god's eye and daring him to let you leave the ring on unfoolish terms
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doctor 7 posted:Fake edit: I tried looking this up but couldn't find it. Maybe it's not Tank Abbott but gently caress I swear I remember some Jet Li guy going against just some bar brawler and getting utterly ruined in the octagon. Travis Fulton vs Jeremy Bullock is pretty brutal but that's not UFC
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doctor 7 posted:I also enjoy those really early UFC poo poo show fights with Tank Abbott I think his name was? yep that's him. He tried to throw a guy over the top of the cage once because he was mistakenly under the impression that it would be an automatic win for him.
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Sep 2, 2016 06:23
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The days that preceded weight classes were kinda nuts.
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proof of concept posted:yep that's him. He tried to throw a guy over the top of the cage once because he was mistakenly under the impression that it would be an automatic win for him.
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proof of concept posted:yep that's him. He tried to throw a guy over the top of the cage once because he was mistakenly under the impression that it would be an automatic win for him. He also became a pro wrestler and without telling anybody he was going to do it beforehand, decided to pull a real knife and put it to a guy's neck on live TV.
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Keg posted:He also became a pro wrestler and without telling anybody he was going to do it beforehand, decided to pull a real knife and put it to a guy's neck on live TV. in WCW during their catastrophic decline if I'm not mistaken lmao
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Sep 2, 2016 06:31
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The Sphinxster posted:Travis Fulton vs Jeremy Bullock is pretty brutal but that's not UFC That's pretty brutal but not it. Guy showed up in his gi and everything
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Sep 2, 2016 06:35
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doctor 7 posted:That's pretty brutal but not it. Guy showed up in his gi and everything that guy needed to learn a lesson but definitely not that harsh of a lesson
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doctor 7 posted:Fake edit: I tried looking this up but couldn't find it. Maybe it's not Tank Abbott but gently caress I swear I remember some Jet Li guy going against just some bar brawler and getting utterly ruined in the octagon. I'm sure there have been fights like that. Though in the earliest days with no rules or weight classes, you would see a tiny jiu-jitsu guy in his gi owning everyone. I've watched MMA on and off for a long time, and it seems like pretty much every fighting style has had its time as the "best" type of fighting or the best base for MMA-- Jiu-jitsu, wrestling, boxing (sorta), judo, karate, muay thai, catch wrestling, etc. Though now it seems like everyone trains everything (just general MMA) and we don't see that many X vs. Y fighting style matches. I always thought that was part of the fun TBH. Also come to think of it, kung fu never had its time as a top style that I can remember. Maybe just not a lot of traditional Chinese fighters ever made it to Pride or UFC. I always wanted to see that though.
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Pawn 17 posted:Also come to think of it, kung fu never had its time as a top style that I can remember. Maybe just not a lot of traditional Chinese fighters ever made it to Pride or UFC. I always wanted to see that though. There's probably a very logical reason to this: It's all poo poo and only works if both parties are doing it.
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Haier posted:There's probably a very logical reason to this: It's all poo poo and only works if both parties are doing it. It seems like a lot of martial arts are that way. If you throw out all the poo poo that doesn't work against trained fighters they end up looking an awful lot like kickboxing when the poo goes down.
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Mma mismatches... https://youtu.be/NI7VH38xFlw
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i watched the ladies olympics do wrestling while eating seafood out of a trash bag with plastic gloves and a bib on and it was pretty good. go USA!
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he just really identifies with Glassjaw Joe from Mike Tyson's Punchout (also he is a Gracie lmao)
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Pawn 17 posted:I'm sure there have been fights like that. Lyoto Machida, and currently Stephen Wonderboy Thompson are karate fighters, and fight noticeably different from other strikers with lots of success. Joanna Champion (of our hearts) is a thai boxer, and though she takes a lot of strikes to do what she does, her opponents come out looking like they've been through a meat grinder.
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Pawn 17 posted:I'm sure there have been fights like that. Turns out that kung fu was always useless and awful.
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asian fighters really struggle in modern martial arts, most of them get destroyed in the ufc this is contrary to what movies has taught me 
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proof of concept posted:yep that's him. He tried to throw a guy over the top of the cage once because he was mistakenly under the impression that it would be an automatic win for him. This is prob the funniest post I've read in this thread, I've been giggling about it all morning. Please post more funny mismatches/gifs/stories of muscle men being retards and less getting super self righteously mad at what goons wanna "get busy" with (if you know what I mean)
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Zzulu posted:asian fighters really struggle in modern martial arts, most of them get destroyed in the ufc No flying allowed in the octogon
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