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Yeah, definitely find some unrelated, pet free roommates poor goon. You're not your sister's husband, you don't owe it to her to live with her and frankly it's weird that you do.
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wyntyr posted:Thread delivers that person regged in 2012 not 2006...
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 14:18 |
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Man, if you can't hit up Imgur a lot of the Internet is total poo poo. What's funny is that they were probably targeting Reddit with that ban but ended up getting a whole bunch of other sites as a side-effect. Facebook, of course, will still function, which is great because your boss probably loves Facebook. bradzilla posted:that person regged in 2012 not 2006... Honestly getting a four-year lurker to make his first post is a pretty good result too
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 14:59 |
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Back in the day before we had probation, I can remember that you had to actually consider what you posted or suffer a ban. Now it just seems that if you follow the basic rules and not be a creepy goon you'll be ok.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 15:13 |
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quote:Hi goons. Im one of the kids who was allegedly molested by Michael Jackson. My confession is that it was all fake. There was no molestation. My parents thought they could get money out of a famous weirdo by making up poo poo, and they were right. I helped destroy one of the kindest human beings that I have ever met, entirely out of greed. quote:Hey kids, anon Goon with rich hypochondriac girlfriend here (page 24)- A happy, murder-free ending
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 19:03 |
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And MJ kid goon, assuming your confession is real: just because it didn't happen to you doesn't mean it didn't happen to anyone. Some of the details I've heard, if that man wasn't a pedophile, he was trying his goddamn hardest to seem like a pedophile. But I'm glad you weren't molested, at least! e: wait did anyone actually get money out of MJ, I thought the official result was criminal charges of which he was acquitted e2: ok I checked again and that was what happened the second time, the first time he settled out of court for a bunch of money loquacius fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Sep 2, 2016 |
# ? Sep 2, 2016 19:04 |
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strong bad how do you type with boxing gloves on
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 19:12 |
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Putty posted:strong bad how do you type with boxing gloves on *runs into thread puffing* VERY CAREFULLY
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 20:00 |
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loquacius posted:assuming your confession is real I have good news
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 20:28 |
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bradzilla posted:that person regged in 2012 not 2006... I used to lurk using a friends account. Ask OP if i put "creepy lurker" as the subject of the mail i sent. ...
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 22:15 |
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Congrats for not knocking up that crazy bitch and having a soul Sadly some idiot probably will but none of us can stop that...except for pushing her crazy rear end into the ocean yeah you should have stuck to murder.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 22:44 |
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loquacius posted:And MJ kid goon, assuming your confession is real: just because it didn't happen to you doesn't mean it didn't happen to anyone. Some of the details I've heard, if that man wasn't a pedophile, he was trying his goddamn hardest to seem like a pedophile. But I'm glad you weren't molested, at least! So same basic justification as a lynching then
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 22:52 |
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Other than the big legal trials with the best lawyers money could buy, and the lack of any punishment, exactly like a lynching.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 22:56 |
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Anne Whateley posted:Other than the big legal trials with the best lawyers money could buy, and the lack of any punishment, exactly like a lynching. I mean the attitude that even if he's innocent it's fine because he probably did something else. Obviously the whole trial wasn't like a lynching.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 23:04 |
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i think global nuclear annihilation would be a good thing for the planet becuase it would recover eventually and humans are bad for it
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 23:05 |
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Cumslut1895 posted:I mean the attitude that even if he's innocent it's fine because he probably did something else. Obviously the whole trial wasn't like a lynching. I feel bad for Wade Robson. He was a kid who was a key star witness on MJ's behalf, then after Jackson died, Robson recanted and said he'd been abused too and he'd been too intimidated to tell. When Robson made those claims, he was one of the best choreographers in the country with a busy career, and he hasn't done anything since recanting afaik, so I don't think it was for the money.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 23:39 |
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Cumslut1895 posted:I mean the attitude that even if he's innocent it's fine because he probably did something else. Obviously the whole trial wasn't like a lynching. Define "it" in this sentence please
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 23:50 |
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smasha2000 posted:I used to lurk using a friends account. mods??
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 00:26 |
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LethalGeek posted:Congrats for not knocking up that crazy bitch and having a soul She's going to meet a man who really "gets" who she is and sees into her soul and isn't afraid to shove her off a murder boat
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 03:23 |
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Zorodius posted:She's going to meet a man who really "gets" who she is and sees into her soul and isn't afraid to shove her off a murder boat I can almost imagine her true beau...
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I don't get it.
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 09:01 |
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loquacius posted:Define "it" in this sentence please loquacius posted:And MJ kid goon, assuming your confession is real: just because it didn't happen to you doesn't mean it didn't happen to anyone. So maybe the (fake)poster lied, but hey he probably still did it
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 09:04 |
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RatHat posted:I don't get it. Eh, the character Niles in the sitcom Frasier had a hypochondriac wife who was excessively rich and a huge pain in the rear end.
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 09:24 |
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But I don't understand how those pictures fit. Maris is definitely the best punchline in Frasier though.
RatHat fucked around with this message at 09:41 on Sep 3, 2016 |
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gently caress dogs. I'm on a roll tongith.
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 10:48 |
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Cumslut1895 posted:So maybe the (fake)poster lied, but hey he probably still did it (a) that isn't what I said, I said that even if he was innocent he seemed to want to look guilty, and also not having molested one (hypothetical) person doesn't automatically mean he didn't molest any of the multiple people who accused him of molesting them (b) he received no punishment so the "it" in "it's fine" doesn't refer to anything (c) I still don't see how saying that a guy who invited kids to apparently-platonic sleepovers at a place called Neverland Ranch seemed to be trying his hardest to look like a pedophile even if he wasn't actually one makes me a literal Klan member
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 12:43 |
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quote:hi i used to hang with a guy from a very famous band. mostly smoking it up, we jammed a bit and actually i fell out with him because he stole some of my riffs and put them on a record quote:I don't even know how to start this, I don't know if this will be interesting but it's a confession I guess.
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 17:28 |
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smasha2000 posted:I used to lurk using a friends account. Ask OP if i put "creepy lurker" as the subject of the mail i sent. ... I looked it up, it's true. Putty, although the post was technically a bit over 24 hours, I think s/he deserves an avatar.
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 17:31 |
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Nope!
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 18:10 |
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Putty posted:Nope! Yeah I'm the goon who was really excited for it but I gotta admit it was extremely underwhelming. e: it's the faulty regdate. I can tell people I lurked since 01 but nobody gives a poo poo because my reg date says 07. The early reg date + one post combo was what I really wanted here. ee: plus he has two posts now! Get the gently caress out of here with that poo poo! man you're doing great
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 18:19 |
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timp posted:Yeah I'm the goon who was really excited for it but I gotta admit it was extremely underwhelming. Indeed. Two true. Two true.
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 19:00 |
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The next step is to start a thread. Tell you what: Make a thread in GBS. If it reaches 2 pages I'll buy you an av. I know the mail subject was indeed "creepy lurker", even if the regdate is not 2006. I'm not asking for elf cocks here, so go for it!
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 20:56 |
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Fintilgin posted:Winners get therapy. Losers don't get therapy. You aren't a loser are you? Actually the opposite reading is true, therapy is for losers.
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 21:38 |
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serial killers are assholes Go use your sadbrained crazybrain to do something cool instead, like building a rocket and flying it
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 21:42 |
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H.H posted:i won't say who he is but he's kinda not someone people take seriously and his band was sort of known for joke stuff. fart joke songs and things like that. Primus?
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quote:When I was in the military, I banged a shitload of prostitutes. Chances are very good that many, if not most, of them were victims of sex trafficking. Or, to put it more accurately, sex slaves. I feel really lovely when I think back to it, because I genuinely know it's morally wrong to support such a hosed up industry. I've told a very few people about it, and always made sure I emphasized how bad I felt about it. In my defense, I do actually feel bad about it. quote:I once made nine other people wait almost an hour for a game of League of Legends to load on my parent's slow computer, just so I could play support Shaco. I am a monster.
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 00:21 |
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Ofecks posted:Primus? I was thinking Tom DeLonge from Blink 182, maybe. He's super into UFO stuff.
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 00:41 |
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H.H posted:Slave Rape / League man, that second guy is messed up
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 01:19 |
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H.H posted:Mr Tastee is actually Drew, the creator of the webcomic Toothpaste For Dinner. Thank you, this is hilarious.
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League of Legends goon, you are doing God's work son.
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