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Kurtofan posted:I'm a social retard but even I could crack the code of "you want to go to my place?" I'm not a handsome dude by any definition so when I think a girl is into me I assume I'm wrong, initially at least. That said yeah I was being a dipshit haha NomChompsky posted:It's a stark contrast to dark souls where you have no friends. There are no nice guys in dark souls. Petrus is a loving beta bitch. He simultaneously resents and is pervy about the cleric girl whose name escapes me Calico Heart fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Sep 2, 2016 |
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Fortunately you don't need to be handsome as a man to be attractive
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Groovelord Neato posted:most guys don't walk around with an erection and it also doesn't show through in lots of material especially beneath an extra layer (your undies). also showers v growers. Well no, but like, you see mass in the general penis zone and you're like "yup, there's a penis under there of some description, as I would expect" and then Anthony Wiener's also fits that expectation overall. I don't know, it's like a nip slip, I might not want that photo online but anyone could infer the nipples were there anyway based on looking at my shirt and where my breasts are.
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Troposphere posted:there's really nothing better than smoking a bowl and helping my dumb idiot elf wife accidentally murder everything she ever loved da2 is literally "the game for people who absolutely adore all their friends even the sucky ones, and want to play a game that realistically replicates your bad friendships (with dragons)" so, you know. it's Pick's game.
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Pick posted:Well no, but like, you see mass in the general penis zone and you're like "yup, there's a penis under there of some description, as I would expect" and then Anthony Wiener's also fits that expectation overall. I don't know, it's like a nip slip, I might not want that photo online but anyone could infer the nipples were there anyway based on looking at my shirt and where my breasts are. wait so knowing someone has a dick of any description and seeing pictures of a specific dudes actual dick are the same? do you feel that way about the leaked nudes of a lot of actresses from last year? this is a super weird position to take
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Rondette posted:Someone posted this goober's instagram account in the Schadenfreude thread, I feel it'd be right at home here too... spend less time photochoping yourself with ladies and more time talkign to them.. it'd do wonders for you.
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probably not for tha tguy
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Lmao those shops
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:wait so knowing someone has a dick of any description and seeing pictures of a specific dudes actual dick are the same? do you feel that way about the leaked nudes of a lot of actresses from last year? this is a super weird position to take the anthony wiener picture was through his underwear, it was totally underwhelming for a saucy picture i've seen stronger penis silhouettes on cyclists
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if it could've been seen at the local swimming pool, it's not a dick pic
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oh also back on topic, one time a guy's opening okcupid message to me was to read harry potter and the methods of rationality
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I read Methods of Rationality and quite enjoyed it, but mainly because it felt like reading one of the old sci-fi novels where the brilliant perfect handsome cynical Man of Science from Earth gets transported to an alien world where, get this, THE RULES ARE NOT THE SAME. It was a fun romp and I liked all the parts where Harry owned himself real hard while simultaneously smirking about how great and genius and rational he was. I took this as a cute, self-aware trick by the author to poke fun at his self-righteous Harry, and when I realized the author was actually jacking himself raw over how amazing and great his Harry was, the whole thing turned into a cringe-fest. Kinda like how DA2 is hot garbage fresh from the microwave, but if you convince yourself the characters are all just broken assholes on purpose, supposedly you can play it all the way through without your eyes rolling back in your head. Or so I've heard-- I hated DA2 so much that I'd frankly rather talk to nice guys on okcupid than any of those galloping whackjobs you're supposed to dragon age date. Anyway I can't imagine what kind of person tries to open conversation with Methods of Rationality proselytizing. Oh god, was he under the impression that you would read it and be forever altered by its wisdom? Was he... was he tryna get you woke?
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elise the great posted:Anyway I can't imagine what kind of person tries to open conversation with Methods of Rationality proselytizing. The recepient might have been a factor in this possibly reasonable decision.
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Pick posted:oh also back on topic, one time a guy's opening okcupid message to me was to read harry potter and the methods of rationality weird that his opening message was a request that you never talk to him again
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NecroMonster posted:weird that his opening message was a request that you never talk to him again "hey, you should go do something really time consuming instead of talking to me. I hope this conversation goes places.  "
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So what was the fire hose in your vagina like? Were you afraid he'd make a robot to torture a copy of you if you turned him down?
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my opening okcupid line is something like this: "heyy girl i bet you're too dumb to even want fukk" Which is pro on a few levels:
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Sep 2, 2016 21:48
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darkhand posted:my opening okcupid line is something like this: dating sites hate him!
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tater_salad posted:spend less time photochoping yourself with ladies and more time talkign to them.. it'd do wonders for you. See, that's not the real point of his photoshops - and in general for a lot of these men. They want to show that they have a girlfriend while not having to burden the responsibilties and complications of being in a relationship. It's all superficial. They don't want partners who are real people. They want the status of "being in a relationship".
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Solar Tornado posted:See, that's not the real point of his photoshops - and in general for a lot of these men. The fact they would never be able to afford a Real Doll probably doesn't help.
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Sep 2, 2016 22:13
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I just send girls a picture of them sleeping in their bed, that way they know I'm watching them sleep
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Pick posted:the anthony wiener picture was through his underwear, it was totally underwhelming for a saucy picture he had an erection and underwear is thinner than normal pants.
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NecroMonster posted:weird that his opening message was a request that you never talk to him again I also enjoyed how he subtly indicated he doesn't think that I know stuff
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hey gurl dost thou even fucke?
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heh heh heh he "weiner"
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Girls!
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Pick posted:That's weird and sad. this thread is a pretty crazy look into the world of men. like how could you not just be able to give your friend a gift just because you appreciate him and you love him. how do men show they love each other? Sorry to quote such an old post but yeah, male on male platonic love is like, nearly taboo nowadays. Unless you're brothers, two men saying they love each other is seen as gay as all hell. The only exception to this gift-giving thing is items that are of immediate use, food, booze or drugs. Like, my friends are in a band, the drummer is out of sticks and has a gig that night. I buy him a pair of sticks at guitar center because we're bros. At the bar, he buys me a drink and puts some rohypnol in it. Things get fuzzy after that but the point is we're really good friends.
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nothing quite like some purely platonic, non taboo, everyday, shirtless beach volleyball and/or full man on man
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Von_Doom posted:PRESSA BUTTON AND YOU GET SAMURAI AWESOMNESS!!! this. also DA2 sucks hard and inqustion is meh. it has some good ideas but then pisses away with overly long quests and tons of boring meandering. that and it takes an interesting character(dorian) and makes his personal quest the bog standard "daddy hates because i am gay". which sucks because it could have been something interesting.
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This thread is all about nice guys, but what about the bad women. Like my highschool girlfriend who I told I write short stories to and she said ''I write stories too!'' but she meant slash fiction where Legolas is nailing Aragorn's six year old son.
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darkhand posted:my opening okcupid line is something like this: it's good but it's not perfect. next time try: "heyy girl i bet you're TOO dumb to even want fukk?" [*] girls know subconsciously they are dumb but "TOO" means they ask "am I even dumber than other girls?" [*] ? so they really know the ball is in their court next time I'm at the club I will be sure to print this out on cards and give it to several girls. I'll laminate them too so i can re-use them. Teamwork gets the bitches!
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I feel really bad for Matt in particular. I love his name just squashed down the bottom in a tiny font and the inexplicable "gastropub" pint glass with crossed forks logo.
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I can swim in pussy just like Alex Bender and Paolo Roy
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When the Venn diagram between spammers and PUAs overlaps.
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Just leaving your number is kinda a bitch move innit? I guess it is like a step up from nice guy though
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It's so much easier than actually talking to girls, and the best bit of it is, they're business cards. Like a businessman uses. Dude those girls will think we have jobs and our own houses and everything! I even got a suit and tie printed on my card, see?
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