TetsuoTW posted:

motherfucker i am calm, i will calm the gently caress out of you, i will namaste this whole loving thread to the ground

Karate Bastard posted:

I bet that will be turbulent.

(•_•)



( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

Namasturbulent.

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

if you set a dog on fire you are no longer considered a citizen of any nation

TheScott2K posted:

Dear Diary,

Today on the forums Fishmech defended the honor of Top 40 radio in the USPol thread. I spent some time wondering if that counted as progress for someone who used to host goonporn.rar on his personal domain.

Hogge Wild posted:

well how do you make hot dogs then

Hogge Wild posted:

well how do you make hot dogs then

Hogge Wild posted:

well how do you make hot dogs then

Hogge Wild posted:

well how do you make hot dogs then

NomChompsky posted:

I've got a bump on my nut and I'm really worried

begin manchat

SweetKarma posted:

It's your penis.

Hogge Wild posted:

well how do you make hot dogs then

Hogge Wild posted:

well how do you make hot dogs then

Hogge Wild posted:

well how do you make hot dogs then

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Racistly, with your kids' Christmas present money.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Racistly, with your kids' Christmas present money.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Racistly, with your kids' Christmas present money.

RVWinkle posted:

I forgot to post this earlier but they also announced this week that they're working on a new expansion for Renowned Explorers. They haven't given any details other than posting this concept drawing:



Looks like they'll have some Native American character, maybe to go along with a Lewis and Clark themed expedition.

WickedHate posted:

Do you think Sacagawea's estate will sioux?

Machai posted:

Sacagawea was not a Sioux, she was Shoshone, you racist assholes.

Machai posted:

Sacagawea was not a Sioux, she was Shoshone, you racist assholes.

Bel_Canto posted:

this news mostly went around back in may, but if you all haven't seen it yet, there is a recently-discovered pseudo-Aristotelian text that is probably of great interest to the members of this thread

Numerical Anxiety posted:

I'm not really sure of about ps.-Aristotle's attempt to divide the eristic from the logos trollikon in this work; the way that semainein is used here is in contrast to Metaphysics Gamma, which might reflect later stoic influences on the peripatetic school. If we're to follow the authentic Aristotle on the nature of what it means to sign, the troll indicates in epideictic fashion, which would indeed lump him with modes of argument which we find in Gorgias' Encomium to Helen, Antiphon's Tetrologies and the anonymous Dissoi Logoi. Still, a really interesting text.

Disinterested posted:

The posting superstar is is the troll whose virtue so exceeds that of his peers that he can be said to be the greatest of all; but in normal circumstances, it is best not to overly elevate a troll, since he may be encouraged by his position of power and the heredity of his office in to the corruption of the constitution of the forum. So then it is often better to prefer a mixed constitution, that allows all trolls to participate in the governance of the forum with the best participating according to their virtue, but without the tyranny of the posting superstar.

Mzbundifund posted:

I was duke of some province somewhere. Like all dukes I was ambitious and ruthless. Got my eyes on a bunch of land, got vassals I want to promote, got rivals I want to take out. I've got pretty good traits, decent stats, things are looking bright for Duke Bumface.

Then I have a daughter. She's the most horrifying human being I've ever seen. Harelip, hunchback, stats are just zeroes across the board. Some sort of horrible troglodyte gremlin daughter. I've clearly won some sort of reverse jackpot with the rolling of this daughter. So what do I do with her?

Eventually decide to use her as a political cruise missile to ruin my rivals' family's gene pool. So I pick some rival I'm not planning on invading for a while, marry this ghoul princess off to them. It works magnificently. A few generations later their entire line is wheezing harelipped incompetents who are so ugly and disliked that getting them excommunicated is child's play. Shortly thereafter the invasion begins.

It's not until I'm planting my flag directly in their former seat of power, guffawing about my political brilliance, that I suddenly realize where the goblin daughter came from.

My wife cheated on me.

poo poo.

SadisTech posted:

C_ucK 2 rocks

RyokoTK posted:

you can tell by the size of her cities

Pharmaskittle posted:

Oh yeah it's a good story and it was almost certainly their best option, I just am curious if anyone knows what chemical or whatever you'd ideally want to use to take your piss game to the next level.

The MSJ posted:

Heath posted:

Think of it in game terms. A 9 is going to have a much higher defense rating than a 6, but the 9 is worth much more XP. If you yourself are but a 5 on a good day, you need to cast debuffs on her in the form of a neg to bring down her defense to the level a 5 might have. You can't just insult her outright or you might activate her trap card (taser) so you have to cast a spell and hope you roll well.

Shin00bie posted:

But what if it's like Battlestar Galactica and they all get sent away but then come back later and destroy the Twelve Colonies?

hth posted:

i never thought of that

the last time we did something like this we wound up with the sydney opera house so im fairly optimistic to hear what opera sounds like in space

mind the walrus posted:

Talking about some shithole shantytown sex offenders congregate in because they can't live anywhere else:

FeloniousDrunk posted:

On the topic of password managers, I rolled my own crypto! Basically for people who don't trust LastPass etc. It runs entirely in the browser, no local storage, randomized per instance (unless choices have been made by the user).

I'd love to hear about problems it has, I haven't really put it out in the world.

Rufus Ping posted:

I've made a quick POC [Proof Of Concept -- AA] to show how a malicious site (or a site with malicious ads) can abuse that bookmarklet to steal people's passwords:

https://rufoa.com/sa/poc.html

Install that guy's bookmarklet then pretend to log into my site above (click the bookmarklet then the fill button)

Absurd Alhazred posted:

From the SH/SC Infosec Thread:

Rufus Ping posted:

for those who can't be bothered running it themselves:

here's a site I want to log into



Load up the bookmarklet and click fill...



whoops

Wulfolme posted:

You could do cool poo poo with MIDI, it was just hard.

http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/sega/genesis/GreenHillZone.mid
This version of a Sonic 1 song has clever poo poo like notes manually doubled and delayed to sound like a reverb effect. You almost don't notice how basic most of the sounds are because of the effective layering. Most versions sound like a tuba trying to gently caress an oboe inside of a badly tuned piano while a gated reverb snare drum watches from the corner and masturbates sitting on top of a mound of cheap electric bass guitars.

Trig Discipline posted:

Rufo is a treasure and I hope I never make him angry.

Rufus Ping posted:

i mean seriously, if there are people out there who don't trust proper password managers but do trust some pile of poo poo w3schools-quality javascript bookmarklet written by local helpdesk janitor Tod McRetard, then your response shouldn't be to indulge their stupidity

Facebook Aunt posted:

http://i.imgur.com/GxNEysb.gifv

RyokoTK posted:

This must be what Leto used to turn into the giant sandworm.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Man, what didn't that guy do on the set of Suicide Squad?!?

SodomyGoat101 posted:

Act.

Your Gay Uncle posted:

Once when I was around 8 or 9 I was hanging out with my cousin at a park. We went back to his place and smelled something terrible. We tracked the smell down to his room and found that his beloved Guinea Pig Marbles had died. We were both very sad and decided he should be cremated like they had done with Grandpa. That way we could could save his ashes in a Batman cup and leave them on the mantle.

So we collected his remains and some lighter fluid and headed down to the public bbq to burn Marble's body like the heathen kings of old. What we didn't know was that you had to stick a corpse in an insanely hot oven to reduce it to ash. We thought you just had to light it on fire and let the natured take care of the rest. So we dumped Marbles in the bbq, soaked it in lighter fluid and lit it on fire. his hair sizzled, his toenails caught on fire but he went out pretty quick. We resoaked his half charred, toenailless corpse again and relit it.

I don't know if you have ever smell burning Guinea hair and melting flesh, but it isn't pleasant. His hair was now fully burned off and his skin was blistering, but still no ashes. At this point we were starting to gather some attention from other people at the park. We panicked and thought they would call the cops and arrest us for improper animal corpse handling and sent to to Juvie. We patted Marble's corpse out, ran to the public restroom and tried to flush it down the toilet.

It didn't go great. Marbles swirled around the bottom of the toilet like the way Curly would twirl around the flooring yelling " woob woob woob woob woob", but he didn't flush. We tried again but nothing happened. Panicking even more, we stuffed him down the toilet and flushed again. His corpse got sucked halfway down , then the toilet started to back up and overflow. Panicked completely took over at this point and we left Marbles stuck in the toilet and ran back to my cousin's house, dug a hole in the garden, buried an empty shoebox and told everyone that's where Marbles was buried.

I've always wondered what the next person to use that restroom thought when they found a half roasted guinea pig corpse sticking out of the toilet like some kind of Skeksi puppet.

gentle pete posted:

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted: