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Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Maybe if CM Punk smoked some weed he wouldn't be such a oval office.

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Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Lloyd Boner posted:

Maybe if CM Punk smoked some weed he wouldn't be such a oval office.

Unless he decided to get all artitisinal about it and poo poo.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Lloyd Boner posted:

Maybe if CM Punk smoked some weed he wouldn't be such a oval office.

No, he'd just become a 420smokeweederryday oval office, different flavour is all.

ninety
Mar 13, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Brock Lesnar will be heavyweight champion again and Phillip "CM Punk" Brooks will be victorious in his UFC debut. Scared?

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

rovert posted:

I hate when people hint around things and withhold information on here

A rovert joke made me laugh, well played

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

ninety posted:

Brock Lesnar will be heavyweight champion again and Phillip "CM Punk" Brooks will be victorious in his UFC debut. Scared?

I would like to see Miocic or Werdum push his poo poo in.

NotQuiteQuentin
Jan 29, 2005

BIG OVER
College Slice

rovert posted:

I hate when people hint around things and withhold information on here

rovert, you are a dang treasure. I don't care what the others say.

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

*mumbles*
Rated T for Teen

rovert posted:

I hate when people hint around things and withhold information on here

Can someone explain the joke to me? I don't want WWE or anything

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Tezcatlipoca posted:

I would like to see Miocic or Werdum push his poo poo in.

Me too, but sadly I don't think Punk can make Heavyweight.

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014

Eat Bum Zen posted:

Can someone explain the joke to me? I don't want WWE or anything

Rovert will vaguely claim something, something will happen, Rovert will claim that was his scoop all along.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

rovert posted:

I hate when people hint around things and withhold information on here

It's weird seeing rovert becoming self-aware.

Eat Bum Zen posted:

Can someone explain the joke to me? I don't want WWE or anything

rovert does this all the loving time. He pretends to be a wrestling insider but he just follows everybody in the business on twitter and acts like he knows lots of secret things but never says what those secret things are. He is very insane and it's sad that people humor him.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


he'll also link his tweets to embed them as posts instead of just posting the content, usually text, normally.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


rovert posted:

I hate when people hint around things and withhold information on here

I love you

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

*mumbles*
Rated T for Teen

syzpid posted:

Rovert will vaguely claim something, something will happen, Rovert will claim that was his scoop all along.

keg posted:

rovert does this all the loving time. He pretends to be a wrestling insider but he just follows everybody in the business on twitter and acts like he knows lots of secret things but never says what those secret things are. He is very insane and it's sad that people humor him.

Ah, we has one of those as well

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

Eat Bum Zen posted:

Ah, we has one of those as well

Freud_mayweather is different in that he just says GSP is gay and that he has proof.

RagingHematoma
Apr 19, 2004

Goiters can be beautiful too!
What are the odds CM Punk can survive the week without getting injured?

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

RagingHematoma posted:

What are the odds CM Punk can survive the week without getting injured?

Really really good, people usually stop training hard the week of a fight and just focus on cutting weight.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

I can't believe we're just a week away from AJ Lee being single again. I'm so excited, ya'll!

Paulocaust
Jan 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
This is a page ago but people hate CM Punk because he's an unlikable oval office. He's probably my "favourite" wrestler to watch since Benoit but he's a grade A piece of poo poo narcissist and I also don't believe a word that comes out of his mouth. Specifically the poo poo about his MRSA. As a wrestling fan I hope he wins because it bodes well for a comeback one day, but as a human I want to see him get KO'd hilariously.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Paulocaust posted:

This is a page ago but people hate CM Punk because he's an unlikable oval office. He's probably my "favourite" wrestler to watch since Benoit but he's a grade A piece of poo poo narcissist and I also don't believe a word that comes out of his mouth. Specifically the poo poo about his MRSA. As a wrestling fan I hope he wins because it bodes well for a comeback one day, but as a human I want to see him get KO'd hilariously.

You're in love with him

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Lloyd Boner posted:

Maybe if CM Punk smoked some weed he wouldn't be such a oval office.

I think it would make him a different kind of oval office.

Edit: Like Kevin Smith/Joe Rogan "I didn't start smoking till my late 30's/early 40's now I'm going to never shut the gently caress up about it" kind of oval office.

Heavy Metal
Sep 1, 2014

America's $1 Funnyman

Gonzo McFee posted:

I think it would make him a different kind of oval office.

Edit: Like Kevin Smith/Joe Rogan "I didn't start smoking till my late 30's/early 40's now I'm going to never shut the gently caress up about it" kind of oval office.

Kevin Smith seems really friendly and I enjoy his ramblings, but Joe Rogan I do find annoying.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Smith's alright for the most part, just wish any of his movies over the past decade were better

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Heavy Metal posted:

Kevin Smith seems really friendly and I enjoy his ramblings, but Joe Rogan I do find annoying.

I like both of them but I also get annoyed by both of them sometimes.

RagingHematoma
Apr 19, 2004

Goiters can be beautiful too!
It's weird. Depending on what I read, people are saying Micky Gall is a subpar fighter that CM Punk has a shot against while others are saying Punk is going to be smoked. All joking aside, is there even a chance this is competitive? Is Gall not that good?

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Gall is a subpar professional fighter. Punk is subpar for an amateur from what's been said and shown.

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

*mumbles*
Rated T for Teen

Regrettable posted:

Gall is a subpar professional fighter. Punk is subpar for an amateur from what's been said and shown.

if you think gall is a subpar professional you would also be wrong

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
mickey gall seems like the kind of guy who might win a regional belt in an inside mma highlight package, cm punk seems like the kind of guy who might be in the same package tapping to a can opener from shannon ritch at a casino in sacramento

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Triticum Guzzler posted:

mickey gall seems like the kind of guy who might win a regional belt in an inside mma highlight package, cm punk seems like the kind of guy who might be in the same package tapping to a can opener from shannon ritch at a casino in sacramento

Lol yeah

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
there isn't enough of Gall out there to know how good he is, but the basics are all promising (24 years old, 2 quick submission wins, brown belt from a legitimate academy, etc.). However the one thing that gives Punk a shot is because Gall is so young, inexperienced, and unknown he might do something stupid in the fight as well.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

mickey gall seems like the kind of guy who might win a regional belt in an inside mma highlight package, cm punk seems like the kind of guy who might be in the same package tapping to a can opener from shannon ritch at a casino in sacramento

Hell Punk would be lucky to get a 49 year old Dan Quinn to tap to strikes at the Vagos Clubhouse.

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

*mumbles*
Rated T for Teen

Triticum Guzzler posted:

mickey gall seems like the kind of guy who might win a regional belt in an inside mma highlight package, cm punk seems like the kind of guy who might be in the same package tapping to a can opener from shannon ritch at a casino in sacramento

yeah this

SpiritOfSanDimas
Oct 31, 2012

I havent seen this posted but its unedited sparring video from a couple days ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRZqtmGjlF4

Ive never done any standup so im not a good judge of this but he looks like a typical random dude you'd see at an mma gym?

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
That was pretty ordinary sparring, yeah. The things Punk did incorrectly Duke immediately tried to correct, but that looked fine for what it is.

However Punk seems to be lazy when it comes to fighting for positions/scrambles. That's like... not good at all.

Uncle Kitchener
Nov 18, 2009

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He needs a lot of work not getting hit when striking. He's waaaaay too open. Any dude and dudette can strike and shift their weight, but if you get counter hit, then it's not much of a point unless you got a metal jaw.

cams
Mar 28, 2003


Bubba Smith posted:

That was pretty ordinary sparring, yeah. The things Punk did incorrectly Duke immediately tried to correct, but that looked fine for what it is.

However Punk seems to be lazy when it comes to fighting for positions/scrambles. That's like... not good at all.
he will most likely get taken down immediately, give up position, and mercifully get subbed.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

uncleKitchener posted:

He needs a lot of work not getting hit when striking. He's waaaaay too open. Any dude and dudette can strike and shift their weight, but if you get counter hit, then it's not much of a point unless you got a metal jaw.

He needs a blow job

freud mayweather
Jan 29, 2009

Keg posted:

Freud_mayweather is different in that he just says GSP is gay and that he has proof.

You've got me confused with Willie Dee, friend. I made one "GSP is gay" joke ever and it was only because someone asked who the best Mo in MMA was. Other than that I don't post much at all.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Paulocaust posted:

This is a page ago but people hate CM Punk because he's an unlikable oval office. He's probably my "favourite" wrestler to watch since Benoit but he's a grade A piece of poo poo narcissist and I also don't believe a word that comes out of his mouth. Specifically the poo poo about his MRSA. As a wrestling fan I hope he wins because it bodes well for a comeback one day, but as a human I want to see him get KO'd hilariously.

How many times have you watched that video of his rear end

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Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

*mumbles*
Rated T for Teen

I.N.R.I posted:

He needs a blow job

woof

uncleKitchener posted:

He needs a lot of work not getting hit when striking. He's waaaaay too open. Any dude and dudette can strike and shift their weight, but if you get counter hit, then it's not much of a point unless you got a metal jaw.

i haven't ever seen the phrase "counter-hit" before. you want to say 'countered'. also you're wrong when you say anyone can strike and shift their weight.

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