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Sonofsilversign posted:you realize these food "engineers" are just doing the same thing as the poor schlub pouring an oz of cream and 6 sugars in his coffee right? if they had to spend 40 years and millions of dollars to figure that one out then i really dont think theyre the authority you wanna appeal to No it's not the same. The trick is making cheap garbage palatable. If you take any bag of chips or bread and disrupt their salt/sugar/fat balance even slightly, it will taste like cardboard.
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Bullshit, if your salt/sugar/fat ratio changes, you just call it salt & vinegar or sour cream & onion.
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KVeezy3 posted:No it's not the same. The trick is making cheap garbage palatable. If you take any bag of chips or bread and disrupt their salt/sugar/fat balance even slightly, it will taste like cardboard. the brightest mind in his field the most lauded man in food engineering peers down his microscope in his billion dollar laboratory "finally after 40 years of research and testing it is finished" he whispers the sweat beading on his forehead as his tweezers ever so gently place the last grain of salt "finally my life's work is complete" he straightens his back stiff from decades of sugar balancing and announces to his enraptured colleges "i have created DORITOS® JACKED™ Spicy Street Taco flavor!" a single tear rolls down his face as the applause begins
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Sep 3, 2016 05:33
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fat people are gross that's my opinion and it's legit
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Fat people are gross. Source: a fat guy
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thrusting your dick in between a hambeast's fatty folds is hot as hell. don't knock it till you try it
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Did the guy in this thread who was trying to argue that if you eat less than you burn you dont necessarily lose weight abandon ship?
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Eating a pound of pizza rolls at a time is not genetic. Sorry OP.
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Fat shaming should not be allowed on this forum. Its the same as making fun of cripples and retards. Some people have a much easier time keeping off weight. No matter how hard I try I cant seem to lose it.
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Blue Train posted:I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill em all  It's afraid!
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losing weight is easy, just eat less and move more ~somebody who believes abstinence-only education works too
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Sonofsilversign posted:the brightest mind in his field the most lauded man in food engineering peers down his microscope in his billion dollar laboratory "finally after 40 years of research and testing it is finished" he whispers the sweat beading on his forehead as his tweezers ever so gently place the last grain of salt "finally my life's work is complete" he straightens his back stiff from decades of sugar balancing and announces to his enraptured colleges "i have created DORITOS® JACKED™ Spicy Street Taco flavor!" a single tear rolls down his face as the applause begins http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/24/magazine/the-extraordinary-science-of-junk-food.html
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:I guess now you have two types of fat jeans, op. wowwie!
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waitwhatno posted:What if fat people are right and we are wrong? What if we are on the wrong side of history? yeah but the fats did some rthings right you have to admit they have some good ideas
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Sep 3, 2016 12:54
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The aliens introduced new genes into the genepool a few years ago, that's why we are now getting fatter because of our genes. It's completely out of our control and not our fault
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Sep 3, 2016 12:55
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Activity log: Removing chem trail residue with crystal (20 mins walking and throwing crystals)
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Sep 3, 2016 12:58
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basement jihadist posted:yeah but the fats did some rthings right you have to admit they have some good ideas Killing themselves as quickly as possible through their diet was a good idea, not sure about anything else after that.
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Zzulu posted:The aliens introduced new genes into the genepool a few years ago, that's why we are now getting fatter because of our genes. It's completely out of our control and not our fault but why would they....*drops burito* planet building....mother of god
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Triggered posted:Killing themselves as quickly as possible through their diet was a good idea, not sure about anything else after that. well... there might be some kind of solution... to the thin problem
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runupon cracker posted:losing weight is easy, just eat less and move more but abstinence works? just eat more and move less
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CheesyDog posted:but abstinence works? just eat more and move less loving lol
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basement jihadist posted:well... there might be some kind of solution... to the thin problem 
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runupon cracker posted:http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/24/magazine/the-extraordinary-science-of-junk-food.html i dunno how many calories posting a new york times article no one will read burns but im guessing you overreported it by 50% anyway
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runupon cracker posted:losing weight is easy, just eat less and move more Are you suggesting people could lose weight by wearing a condom while they eat?
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Sep 3, 2016 14:14
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pull out the twinkie at the last moment
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unpacked robinhood posted:pull out the twinkie at the last moment must be a catholic thing
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runupon cracker posted:losing weight is easy, just eat less and move more This metaphor makes sense if you would never get pregnant or STDs as long as you didn't have too much sex
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Guy Goodbody posted:This metaphor makes sense if you would never get pregnant or STDs as long as you didn't have too much sex Heh, no way that method'd work for me, I like loving too much! *sprinkles crushed up viagra onto giant mound of chili cheese fries and rolls away on scooter*
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runupon cracker posted:losing weight is easy, just eat less and move more Nah the proper weight loss attitude to compare to abstinence only education would be those stupid fad diets that disallow eating anything that actually tastes good.
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runupon cracker posted:losing weight is easy, just eat less and move more Except the only people that believe this are enormous fatlords that never do a drat thing. "Its a condition!! Everything tastes good!!*" *Except salad.
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504 posted:*Except salad. Some leafy greens with a variety of garden vegetables chucked in is good eats. I don't even use much dressing or other toppings, unless the salad is going to be the whole meal. Then you throw on some chicken or steak and some feta or something. Maybe a small portion of raisins if you just got done exercising or must have something sweet. I will gently caress a plate of broccoli right up. Give me that poo poo raw or plain steamed. My big problem is eating good stuff isn't a habit for me and I often fall back in to drinking tons of empty calories with energy drinks/soda. I just need to switch back to coffee and tea. I like my poo poo without cream and sugar because I'm a weirdo I guess.
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oh you guys are saying fat people should kill themselves.. thats really edgy, congratulations.
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Carmant posted:oh you guys are saying fat people should kill themselves.. thats really edgy, congratulations. I don't think anybody said that?
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Carmant posted:oh you guys are saying fat people should kill themselves.. thats really edgy, congratulations. no there's no need to say it
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We're already doing a pretty good job of offing ourselves, to be honest.
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504 posted:Except the only people that believe this are enormous fatlords that never do a drat thing. "Eating salad makes you skinny" is actually a pretty useless attitude for weight loss I'm not even talking about the fact that fat people put 1000 calories of dressing, bacon and croutons on their salad In a broad sense, if you want to lose weight, you should focus on what not to eat, not what to eat. It's baffling, but lots and lots of people in this world are stupid enough to think if you eat like poo poo and then add salad on top of it, that's somehow a good thing.
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AugmentedVision posted:"Eating salad makes you skinny" is actually a pretty useless attitude for weight loss Healthy foods counteract unhealthy foods. For example, strawberries are healthy, chocolate is unhealthy, so chocolate dipped strawberries are neutral. If you ate nothing but chocolate dipped strawberries, you'd starve to death because they have zero nutritional value.
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Guy Goodbody posted:I don't think anybody said that? You literally said it like a page ago
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if i didn't have a good metabolism i would definitely be one of the people complaining about genetics even though I take zero care of myself or my diet
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take a multivitamin and fiber supplement and you can live off protien shakes woth no ill effects i did it when i was poor
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