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LoL guy: can't they just quit and start a new game?
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quote:Like the other anon that hosed prostitutes that were likely victims of sex trafficking, I also hosed hookers that were likely victims of sex trafficking. quote:I have thought about taking my IUD out and getting pregnant without telling the guy I'm loving. I don't love him or anything, I just want a baby and I'm at the point where having one naturally would be extremely difficult. I won't do it because it's crazy but nothing makes me cum harder than thinking he's knocking me up.
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Sep 4, 2016 17:16
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First confessor: if this is real, get tested. Seriously.
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Sep 4, 2016 17:17
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i find it odd that a hooker would be perfectly fine with all sorts of weird stuff but not being kissed but idk i've never used one
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Sep 4, 2016 17:21
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ishikabibble posted:I was thinking Tom DeLonge from Blink 182, maybe. He's super into UFO stuff. This was my guess as well. He's a guitarist, has been in multiple bands, has a clothing line, reportedly left Blink to hunt for aliens and is talking about it in earnest in the press, etc.
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Sep 4, 2016 17:57
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If i ever get a prostitute she better kiss me right on the mouth And also penis Maybe other places also..
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Sep 4, 2016 18:03
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H.H posted:First confessor: if this is real, get tested. Seriously. Do asian hookers operate on werewolf rules? If you get kissed by one, are you doomed to carry the curse of turning into one as well?
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Sep 4, 2016 18:10
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Panfilo posted:Do asian hookers operate on werewolf rules? If you get kissed by one, are you doomed to carry the curse of turning into one as well? you'll be doomed to carry something
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Sep 4, 2016 19:35
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Hey guys I'm a rabidly obsessed fan of this one musician's work and so I've been reading every interaction the guy's had with the media lately; he's been saying some confusing things about UFOs and angels to the press instead of making music and so I did a bunch of drugs and wrote an anonymous confession where my self-insert jam session buddy gets to become an archpriest in this musician's cult religion based on musical fart jokes. If there's any one comedic band for which I would walk through the gates of hell, it could only be the Tenacious D.
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Sep 5, 2016 00:27
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KRock posted:This was my guess as well. He's a guitarist, has been in multiple bands, has a clothing line, reportedly left Blink to hunt for aliens and is talking about it in earnest in the press, etc. Tom DeLonge checks out I can see him stealing riffs as well
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Sep 5, 2016 01:39
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:Hey guys I'm a rabidly obsessed fan of this one musician's work and so I've been reading every interaction the guy's had with the media lately; he's been saying some confusing things about UFOs and angels to the press instead of making music and so I did a bunch of drugs and wrote an anonymous confession where my self-insert jam session buddy gets to become an archpriest in this musician's cult religion based on musical fart jokes. Their 3rd album sucks rear end. The second one does as well (except Kickapoo). Don't get mo wrong: tenacious d are great comedians and performers (well, jack black is), kyle glass is a great guitarist. But in terms of musical writing? eh.
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Sep 5, 2016 04:44
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quote:I (male) went down on a lesbian friend of mine when she didn't want me to, until she either had an orgasm or faked one to get me to stop. Years later I know it was hosed up, but at the time I was deeply in love with her. I was heartbroken when the next morning she sadly, softly told me "nothing happened last night" and gave me a hug. quote:My wife gets really turned on by having me pop her zits. She gets these really monster ones on her labia (usually on the left side) and when we are getting ready for bed she'll ask me to detonate them. She likes to position herself so her head is kind of hanging off the bed when I do this. Of course its a sensitive area so she will often wince and yelp but still insist I follow through. She also returns the favor and pops my bacne. I couldn't find a copy of this last online, so I guess it's real, unlike the previous one.
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Sep 5, 2016 06:35
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Anonymous Zit Popper should introduce his wife to Dr. Pimple Popper.
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Sep 5, 2016 06:39
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Humans are loving gross and I hate you all.
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Sep 5, 2016 06:45
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the Loud Nigra scream is currently going on in my head at full volume
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Sep 5, 2016 06:53
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He's just bragging
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Sep 5, 2016 06:56
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Sep 5, 2016 07:05
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Gimbal lock posted:He's just bragging MY WIFE
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Sep 5, 2016 07:17
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Bored As gently caress posted:MY WIFE MY WIFE's yellow pimply hellscape cooter. Or pussy, if you will. 
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Sep 5, 2016 08:11
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so he pops the zits and then licks it up?
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Sep 5, 2016 08:38
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Bored As gently caress posted:Anonymous Zit Popper should introduce his wife to Dr. Pimple Popper. Someone on my FB linked this and I watched it like an idiot. No. No no no no nonononoo 
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Sep 5, 2016 09:07
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I posted about this in another thread recently, but the craziest of my exes insisted on me letting her pop my backne. Never made me do the same to her or repeatedly got them on her labia, though. It wasn't like a sex thing or anything, she was just weird.
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Sep 5, 2016 18:02
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quote:Yo its the dog assassin I told you this before You can get rid of your dog in ways that are not killing it. Give the dog away. Post about it on Craigslist. Ask around. Find someone else to take this dog. This is not complicated. There's a series of front-page articles about this. Convince her you need to get rid of the dog (it doesn't sound difficult because you honestly do) and then give the dog away. Like, I'm flabbergasted that you haven't attempted this extremely easy and effective solution.
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Sep 5, 2016 18:04
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one day HH will graduate to a real adult whenever he finishes publishing that long rear end loving double spaced novel on his chrome mac book or wtfever get out my face nigga
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Sep 5, 2016 18:52
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On a scale from 1-1000 pounds how fat does a woman have to get for pussy zits to become a common occurrence?
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Sep 5, 2016 18:53
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Forward Toward posted:You should read this thread, http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3785918 which came from a confession earlier about making fantasy rubber dongs. Somebody knows waaaayyyy too much about elf dicks. "Way too much" meaning "literally anything more than nothing"
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Sep 5, 2016 19:47
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Forward Toward posted:You should read this thread, http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3785918 which came from a confession earlier about making fantasy rubber dongs. Retail Slave posted:Somebody knows waaaayyyy too much about elf dicks. 
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Sep 5, 2016 19:57
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cheesycharlies posted:one day HH will graduate to a real adult whenever he finishes publishing that long rear end loving double spaced novel on his chrome mac book or wtfever get out my face nigga Dare, I'll let you in on my secret since you lost $20 today and I feel I owe it to you: I'm publishing my first book, "1000 fake confession and a Kitchner: A Stare into the SA Abyss" this winter. So, goons, PM me if you want to fund my kickstar!
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Sep 5, 2016 23:59
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I'm funding the poo poo out of that. Take my money! TAKE MY MONEY I SAID!!
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Sep 6, 2016 00:35
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I just gently caress the puss filled holes after lancing cysts.
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Sep 6, 2016 01:51
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I feel like I would really enjoy being a professional dog assassin.
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Sep 6, 2016 03:04
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DoctorStrangelove posted:I feel like I would really enjoy being a professional dog assassin. fake confession voted 1
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Sep 6, 2016 03:54
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Ever wonder if the recurrence of the labia zits is due to mashing all the puss and bacteria around it immediately during sex after popping? Though I'm not sure she wants them to go away.
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Sep 6, 2016 05:44
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I think this thread should be about absolutely any non-abscess related topic now
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Sep 6, 2016 14:14
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H.H posted:Dare, I'll let you in on my secret since you lost $20 today and I feel I owe it to you: I hope Kitchner writes the foreword, and also the foreword is about 100 times longer than the rest of the book even though it doesn't actually say anything.
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DoctorStrangelove posted:I feel like I would really enjoy being a professional dog assassin. I'd also love to disguise myself as a Sheep Dog and garotte a Pom.
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