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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Ten minutes played against the Adolf Hitlers and they still havent scored.

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Like in the war we held on for 15 minutes.

Grimble
Jul 7, 2002

He will build a castle with garden on an island called Cheshire, and he is permitted to breed.
God damnit King, when the germans gently caress up like that you have to score you shithead.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Extreme wateman-ness

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
I hope some pundit decides england should play sexier football so Allardyce can oval office it the gently caress up in response

its funny when you dont need to watch

return0
Apr 11, 2007
obligatory lol scotland

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
We're bad...

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Viktor Fischer ftw, quickly becoming our best player

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Hegay posted:

Viktor Fischer ftw, quickly becoming our best player

didn't he break or something

Pat Mustard
Mar 9, 2013
Why doesn't Strachan pick Leigh Griffiths?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
This match is so boring and stupid that Löw hasn't even felt his balls yet

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

mackintosh posted:

The mighty Polish national team has conceded two goals in 10 minutes. Against Kazakhstan.


HAHAHAHA gently caress yeah давай Казахстан

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

RideTheSpiral posted:

HAHAHAHA gently caress yeah давай Казахстан

how was your recent trip to kazakhstan i forget how your gbs thread ended

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Hegay posted:

Viktor Fischer ftw, quickly becoming our best player

Timewasting injury time sub for the mighty boro.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Jose posted:

how was your recent trip to kazakhstan i forget how your gbs thread ended

ive lived in Kazakhstan for 4 years

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

RideTheSpiral posted:

ive lived in Kazakhstan for 4 years

lol rip

Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART
Czech Republic - Northern Ireland has featured some outrageous misses by the Czechs.

Also nil nil draws should result in negative points for both countries

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

"very nice" -ridethespiral when he saw the footie score

Manc Hill
Jul 19, 2001




^^this is u ^^this is me

Aggro posted:

Czech Republic - Northern Ireland has featured some outrageous misses by the Czechs.

Also nil nil draws should result in negative points for both countries

I was at this game and it was bad

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

quote:

"Wayne played wherever he wanted to. I can't stop Wayne playing there," said Allardyce.

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Lallana has been pretty good for England recently.

Honestly if Allardyce is just going to do the same thing as all the useless cunts before him then what's the point?

I want to see Carroll up front and some Big Units at the back. gently caress passing short.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Ewar Woowar posted:

Lallana has been pretty good for England recently.

Honestly if Allardyce is just going to do the same thing as all the useless cunts before him then what's the point?

I want to see Carroll up front and some Big Units at the back. gently caress passing short.

No point putting Carroll up front until Creswell's fit to bang crosses at his misshapen head. In the meantime put MIckey Tony in for Walcott, I saw two or three balls to the back post where Walcott reacted like someone had just thrown a balloon full of piss at him, Antonio would have known what to do with them.

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
Is it coming home

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

I like to laugh at Theo as much as anyone but he did hit some decent crosses yesterday I thought.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

RideTheSpiral posted:

ive lived in Kazakhstan for 4 years

Tell them they shouldn't be in UEFA from me

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Blue Star Error posted:

Tell them they shouldn't be in UEFA from me


why not?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
carroll is never going to be not injured again in time for england

kazakhstan is in asia

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
https://mobile.twitter.com/BeardedGenius/status/772505710148083712

He really said that lol

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
israel should also not be part of UEFA but that at least is somewhat understandable

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

It's more European (geographically) than Turkey, Cyprus or even Russia.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:

Ah the ellipsis, the journalists' best friend. Plus the only proof I can find that he said that are various people saying "he said that".

Big Sam is the manager we need and the manager we deserve

E: The actual quote is apparently "I think that he holds a lot more experience at international football than me as an international manager. Using his experience with a team, and playing as a team member, it's not for me to say where he's going to play."

Which is actually worse, gently caress it, Big Sam Out

HJB fucked around with this message at 09:43 on Sep 5, 2016

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice


yeah its in the middle of europe and asia but not really part of either. they have to play somewhere

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer

RideTheSpiral posted:

yeah its in the middle of europe and asia but not really part of either. they have to play somewhere

Iirc, they had a choice and chose to be a part of UEFA because then they would occasionally play against teams with decent players, which they wouldn't have in Asia.
Which is understandable.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Alexeythegreat posted:

Iirc, they had a choice and chose to be a part of UEFA because then they would occasionally play against teams with decent players, which they wouldn't have in Asia.
Which is understandable.


also its far more connected to europe than asia. flying anywhere in asia is a real pain in the arse.

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
What sort of hosed up map are you people looking at that country is 100% in Asia.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

peanut- posted:

What sort of hosed up map are you people looking at that country is 100% in Asia.


well thats sorted then

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
kazakhstan might qualify for something if they played in the asian federation

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Jose posted:

kazakhstan might qualify for something if they played in the asian federation

extremely unlikely

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Al2001
Apr 7, 2007

You've gone through at the back

Wengy posted:

I like to laugh at Theo as much as anyone but he did hit some decent crosses yesterday I thought.

He actually did. His first two touches (I think a really bad shot and miscontrol which could have put him thru on goal) were funny though

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