Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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WickedHate: Aug 1, 2013; by Lowtax

But what would be the most pretensions, being a snob to ordinary plebs, or being even-more-pretentious-than-thou towards other snobs by liking modern music?

# ? Sep 5, 2016 07:17

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# ? May 9, 2024 11:54

Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

"This blind man is clearly the dishonest sort, but you, Foggy, Son of Nel...you, Namor trusts!"

Well, he's not wrong.

# ? Sep 5, 2016 07:22

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Ghostlight posted:

Iron Hitler was also not a tie in.

I'm picturing JJJ patiently waiting there while someone sharpies his loving face on the helmet and I can't stop laughing

Mover posted:

Some discussion in the movie thread reminded me of some 60s Namor lovin' from Daredevil #7--way back.

Namor shows up in Manhattan, and he wants to sue the surface world! The only problem? He can't figure out hi tech human contraptions, like doors.

You'd think this was a one-off joke, but I promise that we are about to be treated to three straight pages of Namor being utterly helpless when he needs to enter or exit a room. Let's see what happens EXACTLY 60 SECONDS LATER:

Has he figured this door thing out yet? How will ever be able to leave the offices of Nelson & Murdock, Attorneys at Law?

Ah.

God I love Namor :allears:

# ? Sep 5, 2016 07:31

WickedHate: Aug 1, 2013; by Lowtax

Big Mean Jerk posted:

I'm picturing JJJ patiently waiting there while someone sharpies his loving face on the helmet and I can't stop laughing

It's actually like, semi transparent? Which I never really understood.

# ? Sep 5, 2016 07:34

Zereth: Jul 9, 2003

WickedHate posted:

It's actually like, semi transparent? Which I never really understood.

I think it's supposed to be a hologram?

# ? Sep 5, 2016 07:36

WickedHate: Aug 1, 2013; by Lowtax

Oh, that'd explain the light effect.

# ? Sep 5, 2016 07:37

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Or some sort of display surface. Also the weekday colourist trying to color it yellow and red, while the weekend guy does it right. :v:

# ? Sep 5, 2016 07:37

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Buckets posted:

Clown 9 was the greatest hero of our age

This post makes me really nostalgic for when Cloud9 had a Dota 2 team.

# ? Sep 5, 2016 07:43

Roth: Jul 9, 2016

Howard the Duck #10

Nice save, Peter.

# ? Sep 5, 2016 08:56

Calico Heart: Mar 22, 2012; "wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"

SynthOrange posted:

I can't not see that thing around ant-mans mouth as some weird sex thing. Like, I don't know what it would do, but I know it would be used in some pretty heavy bdsm

# ? Sep 5, 2016 11:45

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Calico Heart posted:

I can't not see that thing around ant-mans mouth as some weird sex thing. Like, I don't know what it would do, but I know it would be used in some pretty heavy bdsm

I think its his ant communicator, but you're not the only one with that idea.

Johnny Walker posted:

# ? Sep 5, 2016 11:50

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

WickedHate posted:

It makes no sense that Scott would have rode an ant there, because even with wings it'd take so much longer to travel much distance that it'd be completely useless. So he is definitely just loving with Peter.

I like the movie explanation, that ants can cling to cars and such to get him around fast.

# ? Sep 5, 2016 14:29

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Gotta Ant Fast

# ? Sep 5, 2016 14:35

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

Gaz-L posted:

I like the movie explanation, that ants can cling to cars and such to get him around fast.

You know what else can get around fast

His own car

# ? Sep 5, 2016 15:55

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Piell posted:

You know what else can get around fast

His own car

Think how much an ant saves you on gas.

# ? Sep 5, 2016 16:00

ghosthorse: Dec 15, 2011; ...you forget so easily...

There's like a million superheroes in nyc I'm sure he just gets his ant to cling to spider-man or thor or whoever else is flying past

# ? Sep 5, 2016 16:09

Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

In the '60s, Ant-Man had tiny little cannons in his lab that would fire him and the Wasp onto the backs of a pair of flying ants.

# ? Sep 5, 2016 17:17

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Piell posted:

You know what else can get around fast

His own car

Not in New York traffic.

# ? Sep 5, 2016 17:20

Calico Heart: Mar 22, 2012; "wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"

smashpro1 posted:

Not in New York traffic.

that defeats the point of ants attaching to a car!

He should have an ant attach itself to a bird that he's genetically engineered to fly faster

# ? Sep 5, 2016 19:42

Captain Bravo: Feb 16, 2011; An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.

Look, man, there's clear limits in place. Start loving with birds and all you'll get is a pissed-off Falcon on your doorstep.

Might as well just design a tiny, ant Iron Man suit.

# ? Sep 5, 2016 19:53

Veotax: May 16, 2006

# ? Sep 5, 2016 20:56

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Veotax posted:

Why didn't they just ride on top of the subway car while still in costume? Or they could hang on the back.

# ? Sep 6, 2016 01:06

Benito Cereno: Jan 20, 2006; ALLEZ-OUP!

Senior Woodchuck posted:

In the '60s, Ant-Man had tiny little cannons in his lab that would fire him and the Wasp onto the backs of a pair of flying ants.

In the very earliest Ant-Man stories, I guess before they remembered some ants had wings, the cannon would shoot him through the air and he would mentally control a bunch of ants to make a big ant pile for him to land on

# ? Sep 6, 2016 01:30

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Veotax posted:

Old school Red Hood back there.

# ? Sep 6, 2016 01:42

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

prefect posted:

Why didn't they just ride on top of the subway car while still in costume? Or they could hang on the back.

I don't think it's a great idea to be on top of a subway car, not a lot of clearance.
Why didn't Spider-Man web swing there with Ant Man hanging on to him? Because that's just one days worth of comics. I doubt they get off the subway before Friday.

# ? Sep 6, 2016 01:52

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

The reason Spider-man arrived by subway in the first place is because he's out in the suburbs where there's nothing to swing on.

# ? Sep 6, 2016 01:56

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

What's the over/under that Scott get's Pete's identity wrong?

# ? Sep 6, 2016 04:19

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

You're Spider-Man!?

# ? Sep 6, 2016 04:20

WickedHate: Aug 1, 2013; by Lowtax

Choco1980 posted:

What's the over/under that Scott get's Pete's identity wrong?

You're the husband of that actress, Mary Jane Watson!

# ? Sep 6, 2016 04:33

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

The jealous husband.

# ? Sep 6, 2016 04:56

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Ghostlight posted:

The jealous husband.

The jealous loser husband with a lovely job!

# ? Sep 6, 2016 10:36

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

The nameless bum

# ? Sep 6, 2016 12:16

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

i love you, newspaper spiderman

# ? Sep 6, 2016 13:09

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Mr. Mary Jane's Husband, obviously!

This comic is so much fun :allears:

# ? Sep 6, 2016 13:36

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Also colorist asleep at the wheel and painted Peter's closed eyes white. Oh halfassed weekday colorist.

# ? Sep 6, 2016 13:39

Onmi: Jul 12, 2013; If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

Just like that JLU episode with Luthor and Flash.

"At least I'll know the Flash's secret identity... I have no idea who this is."

# ? Sep 6, 2016 13:40

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

SynthOrange posted:

The nameless bum

Well you're halfway there, Ant-Man

# ? Sep 6, 2016 13:43

ghosthorse: Dec 15, 2011; ...you forget so easily...

Peter's "you agreed not to!" is hilarious. Scott stop thinking about who I am, you super-promised!

# ? Sep 6, 2016 13:46

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Imagine if that was O'Grady, though.

# ? Sep 6, 2016 13:47

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# ? May 9, 2024 11:54

Pureauthor: Jul 8, 2010; ASK ME ABOUT KISSING A GHOST

I'm pretty that's happened before where another villain (I think it was the Vulture?) managed to unmask Spider-Man and came to the unhappy realization that 'average-looking dude' is not a great lead to go on finding out his secret identity.

# ? Sep 6, 2016 15:00

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