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Now someone needs to shop in the Gary Oldman face.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 08:42 |
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Trying to explain how to absorb recoil
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 09:12 |
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http://i.imgur.com/9zdzj2l.gifv
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 11:10 |
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Jill Easter: You don't Google "How do I kill myself?", rookie. You take that question straight to Yahoo Answers.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 14:15 |
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Henchman of Santa posted:Sometimes I lament how boring the wildlife is in the Midwest, but Australians and Floridians always make me feel much better about it. Worst we ever get are house centipedes, and I rarely run into those. Also there were no phones in the cases...
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 14:42 |
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Zero One posted:Also there were no phones in the cases... *posts picture clearly showing a phone*
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 16:09 |
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Handiklap posted:*posts picture clearly showing a phone* It looks like you can see light through the case? As in there the selfie sticks just had empty cases in them.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 16:13 |
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:The Supreme Court rejected my state's rear end in a top hat governor's request to reinstate our restrictive, racist voting laws: lol if you think mccrorys going anywhere. the only people who don't like his idiot views are in a jerry rigged district. sadly I live in richmond county and know people who support all of his stupid poo poo even when it costs the state huge sums of money that could go into infrastructure or the economy. When you try to point out that these laws are from out of state religious groups trying to find any state dumb enough to pass the law they just stare at you blankly then say something about how we as a country need more morals. The only thing that makes living here bearable is there is a bojangles with in walking distance of where I live and I can drown my woes in bo sauce covered chicken.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 16:15 |
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Handiklap posted:*posts picture clearly showing a phone* Which side of the phone do you think would typically face the user?
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 16:18 |
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Whoops! I was assuming people who use selfie sticks would occasionally use the phone's higher quality front-facing camera. Thought I was seeing highlights off the top and bottom of the camera bezel. Carry on.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 16:24 |
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snergle posted:lol if you think mccrorys going anywhere. the only people who don't like his idiot views are in a jerry rigged district. sadly I live in richmond county and know people who support all of his stupid poo poo even when it costs the state huge sums of money that could go into infrastructure or the economy. When you try to point out that these laws are from out of state religious groups trying to find any state dumb enough to pass the law they just stare at you blankly then say something about how we as a country need more morals. Don't forget Cook Out. I miss Cook Out.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 16:25 |
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In atonement, a red light runner gets some sweet instant justice: for potty mouth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fd8nX8-Gbk Handiklap has a new favorite as of 17:05 on Sep 5, 2016 |
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So is there a reason why Starfleet Engineering Corps runs the security services for this place?
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 17:12 |
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I like how this goes to child-like wonder to rapid-aging process in seconds. It's like he's partially made of wax. There is nothing not brilliant about this.
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Der Kyhe posted:So is there a reason why Starfleet Engineering Corps runs the security services for this place? Better them than redshirts.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 17:21 |
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I used to think it would be cool to live in Australia and now I don't even want to visit, so thanks for that, thread.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 18:18 |
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snergle posted:lol if you think mccrorys going anywhere. the only people who don't like his idiot views are in a jerry rigged district. You're getting Jury-Rigging and Gerrymandering confused there.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 18:34 |
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:I like how this goes to child-like wonder to rapid-aging process in seconds. It's like he's partially made of wax. He opened the Ark!
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 18:47 |
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:I like how this goes to child-like wonder to rapid-aging process in seconds. It's like he's partially made of wax. I thought I would be awesome at flying a fighter plane because I can do it in video games with ease. When I saw Flight Simulator X had a F 18 I decided why not, I can do it. Unfortunately I got like 8 Over-G alarms over the course of 6 minutes which essentially means I would have passed out and crashed each time. Also at the end of the 6 minutes I ran out of fuel while flying 1400 MPH at like 13000 feet. I'm at least convinced now that I can't fly a plane like that because in order to prevent G-LOC I would most likely poo poo and piss myself.
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Henchman of Santa posted:Sometimes I lament how boring the wildlife is in the Midwest, but Australians and Floridians always make me feel much better about it. Worst we ever get are house centipedes, and I rarely run into those. HOUSE CENTIPEDES ARE THE WORST my first experience with one was at my ex's house. We were chilling and playing vidya games and such and one just...APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE holy poo poo. I know they're harmless, but good god.
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im pooping! posted:I thought I would be awesome at flying a fighter plane because I can do it in video games with ease. When I saw Flight Simulator X had a F 18 I decided why not, I can do it. Unfortunately I got like 8 Over-G alarms over the course of 6 minutes which essentially means I would have passed out and crashed each time. Also at the end of the 6 minutes I ran out of fuel while flying 1400 MPH at like 13000 feet. I'm at least convinced now that I can't fly a plane like that because in order to prevent G-LOC I would most likely poo poo and piss myself. Best thing I learned from flight sims was that jets do not roll into dives just because it looks cool but because it's easier to redout than blackout. You get much past -1G and it's trouble.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 20:02 |
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A White Guy posted:
Edit: People are playing pranks and openly sabotaging some of the Burning Man rich people camps: https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2016/sep/05/luxury-camp-at-burning-man-festival-targeted-by-hooligans?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other nerdz has a new favorite as of 20:26 on Sep 5, 2016 |
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Korgan posted:The eastern brown snake is the second most venomous land snake in the world and those fuckers will chase you down to prove it. Are there really places where people don't just get away when they see or hear a snake? In Denmark we literally only have two kinds of snake species. One that is harmless and one that is kind of endangered and so mildly poisonous that it has only killed one weak-hearted sickly tourist in 50years. The only animal I was afraid of when I was younger was badgers because I was told that they would bite and break your ankles if you stepped in one of their holes. Denmark is like the opposite of Australia when it comes to dangerous animals is what I'm trying to say.
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Handiklap posted:In atonement, a red light runner gets some sweet instant justice: I was so drat focused on the car making the left turn that I didn't see the black truck running the light and the cop immediately turning on his lights and sirens.
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im pooping! posted:I thought I would be awesome at flying a fighter plane because I can do it in video games with ease. When I saw Flight Simulator X had a F 18 I decided why not, I can do it. Unfortunately I got like 8 Over-G alarms over the course of 6 minutes which essentially means I would have passed out and crashed each time. Also at the end of the 6 minutes I ran out of fuel while flying 1400 MPH at like 13000 feet. I'm at least convinced now that I can't fly a plane like that because in order to prevent G-LOC I would most likely poo poo and piss myself. Your username is accurate then, my friend. But seriously, people who can do that deserve a lot of respect because that must be hell. Still, watching the pilot smile as that kid dissolves into a bitter old man without lip control is utter fantastic. "Hey, little Billy, here's how hosed your generation is!" *joy turns to blank horror, dread, and immediate old age*
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 21:04 |
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Out of the handful of Australians I've known in real life, every single one of the them are freaked out by American opossums. This is hilarious to me because they're totally harmless.
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Kay Kessler posted:Out of the handful of Australians I've known in real life, every single one of the them are freaked out by American opossums. This is hilarious to me because they're totally harmless. They're not usually aggressive but I wouldn't call them harmless. Then again I wouldn't call a house cat entirely harmless if you pet it the wrong way v0v
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Sarcopenia posted:In Denmark we literally only have two kinds of snake species. One that is harmless and one that is kind of endangered and so mildly poisonous that it has only killed one weak-hearted sickly tourist in 50years. The only animal I was afraid of when I was younger was badgers because I was told that they would bite and break your ankles if you stepped in one of their holes. In the entire history of post-European colonization Australia, something like 120 people have been whacked by dangerous wildlife here. About as many Americans get shot in the average weekend. Turns out the real most dangerous animal...is u Well not you since you're Danish, but Americans
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nerdz posted:
This is seriously schadenfreudy. http://burningman.org/culture/philosophical-center/10-principles/ quote:Radical Inclusion The Facebook comments on White Ocean's original post do not disappoint: https://www.facebook.com/WhiteOceanCamp/posts/1260978690601617 quote:I remember before the wealthy silicone valley snobs took over the Black Rock Desert with all their commercialism the Burning Man was a FREE event. Now tickets disappear within 45 minutes of offering at around $850.00 each. The whole Burning Man event should be burned to the ground it is so elitist and exclusionary. But that's just my opinion. Not as funny as a few years ago when someone snuck up the man and burned it early, but still funny watching the schism. "No, I'm not being exlcusionary, you are!"
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:Your username is accurate then, my friend. But seriously, people who can do that deserve a lot of respect because that must be hell. Still, watching the pilot smile as that kid dissolves into a bitter old man without lip control is utter fantastic. "Hey, little Billy, here's how hosed your generation is!" *joy turns to blank horror, dread, and immediate old age* It does look like he's smiling but he's gritting his teeth because he's flexing literally every muscle in his body to keep the blood in his head and the oxygen in his lungs.
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https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/772212581037699073
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That was actually painful
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Trig Discipline posted:In the entire history of post-European colonization Australia, something like 120 people have been whacked by dangerous wildlife here. About as many Americans get shot in the average weekend. Turns out the real most dangerous animal...is u How did you celebrate the end of colonization? Though judging from the statistics, Australians are mostly offing themselves by tripping over/crashing into animals instead of getting mauled/poisoned/boxed to death. http://www.ncis.org.au/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/FACT-SHEET-Animal-related-deaths-final.pdf Kangaroo Motor Vehicle Accident: 16 Unknown: 2
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I guess if they ever do a live-action Rick & Morty, they can cast this kid.
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syscall girl posted:That was actually painful Yeah, that was, but if you're gonna fly like a modern-day Icarus, your wings will melt in the sheen from Trump's hairpiece.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 23:33 |
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Here's some schadenfreude: Phyllis Schlafley died
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AlmightyBob posted:Here's some schadenfreude: Phyllis Schlafley died Schlafly posted:By getting married, the woman has consented to sex, and I don't think you can call it rape quote:She called Roe vs. Wade "the worst decision in the history of the U.S. Supreme Court" and said that it "is responsible for the killing of millions of unborn babies". Yeah I'm not sure I'll be crying a river over this death.
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