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Sep 5, 2016 22:43
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I'm a farmhand/construction worker, so I carry more edged weapons than my D&D character. Let me tell you whut, you don't clear fallen limbs off a fence with a carabiner knife and you don't cut strangs off hay bales with a machete. And then are you really gonna open a can of dip with the same pocketknife you used to open a can of sheep dip? I ain't. So that's two more right there. (edit for the post above me) You need one that's big enough to be scary but not so big it becomes comical or theatrical. Not more than 9 inches but not less than 4 inches. And you gotta either switch knives every job or have one without a bunch of identifying markings.
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Sep 5, 2016 22:44
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vyst posted:what's the best knife to rob people with capitalism
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Sep 5, 2016 22:46
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i used to carry a pocket knife. one day I used it to pull the annoying safety tab out of my lighter, and I was standing in front of a public school. some busy body in the school called the cops because I was "menacing with a knife" (aka walking past on the way to the bank). the cops stopped me and bothered me for 10min making sure I knew they were tough, then gave me my knife back and sent me on my way. that is my pocket knife story OP. be careful out there!
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Sep 5, 2016 22:46
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vyst posted:what's the best knife to rob people with Microtech Halo V.
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Sep 5, 2016 22:48
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JonathonSpectre posted:Everyone should carry a pocketknife and a cigarette lighter with them pretty much 100% of the time. drat straight, this is a good post. You know what the difference between you and a monkey? You have the flame and the edge. Without the flame and the edge, you're just a hairless monkey. With the flame and the edge, you're a human being.
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Sep 5, 2016 22:48
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Blue Train posted:if you're comparing a two inch pocket knife to a sword you are straight retarded the size of the blade is an indicator of nothing else but what it is, every one possesses some fraction of the gestalt concept of "blade," and is sublimated by nearly everyone in some capacity. some of us carry pocket knives, some of us may choose more eccentric routes like using a straight razor or carrying a nice pen, which carries a lot of the same psychological cues as a knife might. some people sublimate it with a gun, but the urge to weaponry strikes all of us at some point or another. we all have our personal excalibur, whatever form it takes
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Sep 5, 2016 22:49
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Blue Train posted:she looks like she likes that, I'm down Approximately half of all Californians are descended from actresses who moved here from the Midwest, failed, did some soft core porn, then stayed for the weather- "porn face" is a common genetic trait
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Sep 5, 2016 22:51
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GRANNYS PEACH TEA posted:drat straight, this is a good post. You know what the difference between you and a monkey? You have the flame and the edge. Without the flame and the edge, you're just a hairless monkey. With the flame and the edge, you're a human being. as a human I know that you can make knives by hitting rocks together at the right angles, and make fire with a friction bow. we need no tools to carry, the world is your tool!
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Sep 5, 2016 22:51
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Rutibex posted:as a human I know that you can make knives by hitting rocks together at the right angles, and make fire with a friction bow. more like tool is our world *does the tink tink tink intro from 'eulogy' on a beer bottle*
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Sep 5, 2016 23:12
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vyst posted:what's the best knife to rob people with 
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Sep 5, 2016 23:29
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i've been carrying various models of kershaw speedsafe folders for years now. have a zing ss currently. morakniv heavy duty fixed blade for backwoods poo poo i love the contingent of modern "men" that are proud of how useless they are
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Sep 5, 2016 23:29
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9mm? You'd get laughed out of the alley in Chicago with that thing. 40S&W and up player.
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Sep 5, 2016 23:39
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unpacked robinhood posted:This thread made me check my parents couch and I've found my mini griptilian that's been missing for months, thanks thread. Love that little knife This is a good knife, benchmade is good poo poo
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Sep 5, 2016 23:53
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symbolic posted:i don't think you can whittle with a gun, though William Stoner posted:The gently caress I can't
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Sep 5, 2016 23:58
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Solice Kirsk posted:9mm? You'd get laughed out of the alley in Chicago with that thing. 40S&W and up player.
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Sep 6, 2016 00:01
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Aren't you more likely to get hosed by the law if you ever use a knife for self defense
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Sep 6, 2016 00:28
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ColoradoCleric posted:Aren't you more likely to get hosed by the law if you ever use a knife for self defense Around here you can get charged even without a knife http://winnipeg.ctvnews.ca/mobile/man-forced-to-defend-himself-against-intruder-says-police-took-90-minutes-to-respond-1.3026419
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Sep 6, 2016 00:32
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BarkingSquirrel posted:40 Short & Weak? Bitch please. Only gangbangers use that garbage. Well if you're mugging people you use the proper tools.
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Sep 6, 2016 00:35
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Heath posted:the size of the blade is an indicator of nothing else but what it is, every one possesses some fraction of the gestalt concept of "blade," and is sublimated by nearly everyone in some capacity. some of us carry pocket knives, some of us may choose more eccentric routes like using a straight razor or carrying a nice pen, which carries a lot of the same psychological cues as a knife might. some people sublimate it with a gun, but the urge to weaponry strikes all of us at some point or another. we all have our personal excalibur, whatever form it takes I often find myself gently fingering my knife when a muscular gent walks by. Later on I will run my fingers up and down the handle thinking of plunging my steel into his heaving form. Something something sexmurderrepression.
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Sep 6, 2016 00:37
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For real tho, I use the awl on my swiss army knife around the house more than any other thing since I don't feel like getting a drill every time I want to start a screw.
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Sep 6, 2016 00:41
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Ork of Fiction posted:I often find myself gently fingering my knife when a muscular gent walks by. Later on I will run my fingers up and down the handle thinking of plunging my steel into his heaving form. Something something sexmurderrepression. Same, but for every taped up box I see.
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Sep 6, 2016 00:44
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I have one of these and carry it daily. It is objectively the best possible pocket knife.
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Sep 6, 2016 00:47
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A gay coloured Leatherman? But what if it gets scratched?
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Sep 6, 2016 01:00
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Ohnonotme posted:A gay coloured Leatherman? But what if it gets scratched? Actually I forgot - that was the one I originally had that ended up getting lost. My current pocketknife is actually this very similar model:  Also, your mother's a whore.
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Sep 6, 2016 01:08
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I have one of these and carry it daily. It is objectively the best possible pocket knife. actually that's for scrubs. for daily utility use Pocket Ninja is the best multitool, as it fits into the credit card slot in your wallet: 
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Sep 6, 2016 01:09
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Rutibex posted:actually that's for scrubs. for daily utility use those is the best multitool, as it fits into the credit card slot in your wallet: I really won't dignify your absurd assertion with a response.
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Sep 6, 2016 01:11
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I love my Swiss army knife. Its just super convenient to always be able to open things and gave scissors. And a bottle opener. And mine has a little pen in it which has been super handy.
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Sep 6, 2016 01:12
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EvilJoven posted:Everyone shits on cargo shorts because they got popular with neckbeards but they still own bones if you do a lot of outdoors stuff. Lol outdoors goons
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Sep 6, 2016 01:15
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Hold on I got a tree that needs sawing down. Wtf ami gonna do now!?
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Sep 6, 2016 01:17
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12gaugelobotomy posted:Around here you can get charged even without a knife 
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Sep 6, 2016 01:20
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Ork of Fiction posted:For real tho, I use the awl on my swiss army knife around the house more than any other thing since I don't feel like getting a drill every time I want to start a screw. Same but for sounding
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Sep 6, 2016 01:20
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I experimented with different sized pocket knives and multitools, and I found that the keychain versions are the most handy. Sometimes I'll carry this larger cheap Chinese knife when camping or at job sites. Spending >$100 on these things is for TFR.
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Sep 6, 2016 01:43
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12gaugelobotomy posted:Around here you can get charged even without a knife Old man beat the poo poo out of him. "While restraining the perp" Good.
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Sep 6, 2016 01:54
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Also, your mother's a whore. Who you couldn't even afford, so you went for my grandmother instead, with her old saggy tits. Why don't you take a seat, right over there?
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Sep 6, 2016 02:14
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why are Liberals so scared of weapons
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Sep 6, 2016 02:29
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Carrying a knife around on the regular is stupid because if I need a knife for something, I'm an adult and can find one wherever.
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Sep 6, 2016 02:40
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Jerry Cotton posted:Carrying a knife around on the regular is stupid because if I need a knife for something, I'm an adult and can find one wherever. do you work in a knife store or sometjing
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Sep 6, 2016 02:54
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Ein cooler Typ posted:why are Liberals so scared of weapons because they are already rich and safe
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Sep 6, 2016 02:56
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that moment when you realize life isn't a video game populated by smashable crates containing the tools necessary to complete your task
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Sep 6, 2016 02:57
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