Teenage Fansub posted:

https://twitter.com/50cent/status/772277070919532544

Gaz-L posted:

The 50 Cent Man is a massive saving over the Caucasian version. That's a discount of $5 999 999.50

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

There is no quicker way for people to think that you are loving dogs than by wearing a shirt about it!

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

There is no quicker way for people to think that you are loving dogs than by wearing a shirt about it!

Lil Mama Im Sorry posted:

The Bhagavad Gita is a serious pro-read.

Hostile V posted:

Is that the one where Will Smith is magical and teaches a man how to golf?

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

GreyjoyBastard posted:

*googles kangaroo testes*

Well, huh.

prefect posted:

When magic-types make promises, they usually take them more seriously than normal people do. Probably some kind of interdimensional Geneva Conference got the rules set up.

FilthyImp posted:

OK guys, look... we've been at this 2...3 aeons now? Christ alive man just lets wrap this poo poo up. Hoggoth, you're limited to just the Hoary Hosts in euclidian-dimensions, provided that any mindflayers, eldritch horrorgods or ancient unknowables keep a respectable distance from Death. Can we agree to that?

I'd like clarification on the "entities posing as Gods" addendum.

oh gently caress's sake...

Facebook Aunt posted:

Just a few years ago we were making fun of dollfuckers. Now goons are all "please just gently caress dolls, don't kill anyone".

mdm posted:

sorry son I'm leaving you for your sister

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

This reminds me of chilling back in the day and someone was like "hey what's that thing on the dog's balls?" It turns out it was just the light reflecting off the dogs shiny smooth black balls. It was quite an unexpected revelation.

papa_november posted:

also creepy: the name "Literal Nazi Furry"

i would suggest a name and title change before you suffer irony poisoning, my friend

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

"But I don't even like bukkake, that's what's so insane about this!"

Probably Magic posted:

Comparing a person not standing up during the National Anthem to a September 11th is very proportional, I'll tell you what.

Madcosby posted:

Why ask people to do what the buildings couldnt?

K. Waste posted:

Well, as FishBulb points out, that arbitrary cut-off exists largely so that we can know exactly who the creeps are, or, more particularly, who the degenerate poors are.

Like, if you're a high school drop-out who's been working and contributing to the family income since they were a teen, or come from a neighborhood where a higher proportion of the population is indigent or unemployed, or come from a neighborhood with a more ingrained culture of narcotic/alcohol abuse; you're likely not going to have the same perspective on what constitutes an "informed adult" as somebody who's had 12 solid years of consistent schooling and is now off to college so that they can get a "real job."

Of course, other than that, there are just unethical creeps.

Improbable Lobster posted:

The MSJ posted:

The Sims 4's sex mod ( link) is more extensive than I thought.

Schubalts posted:

So could Sims literally gently caress themselves to death because they won't stop to eat?

Doc Hawkins posted:

Not before they'd pissed themselves.

FutonForensic posted:

I've had it with the wild conjecture. I'm taking matters into my own hands.

...



Sonic and the Mario Bros., under one roof! Olympics are over, and already everyone's out of shape.




Sonic and Mario agreed to a friendly competition






to who could first buttslam the other to death.





Luigi agreed to be judge, observing for purely professional reasons.



Mario was in awe of Sonic's power and control, and gained new respect for his old rival.



Sonic was less impressed.



Luigi was the first one to piss himself, because he's Luigi.



Then he fell asleep on the job.



Then he died. He didn't even collapse or anything so grand, he just immediately poofed into an urn.



Ol' Jumpman was too focused on the game to notice.

At this point I waited for Sonic and Mario to die in the middle of their animation, but all their meters reached zero and--




--they were still alive. I ordered the Anal Sex to stop, hoping that they would immediately drop dead when they got off the bed.



Nothing happened. They didn't starve, pass out, or piss themselves. They had hosed past the threshold of death.



Death meant nothing to them now, but neither did life. The only thing that was left was a hollow, pointless existence. Sonic turned to Mario and cried, "Kiss me, you're beautiful! These are truly the last days."



They held hands, and they fell into it, like a daydream or a fever.

Das Boo posted:

I lived in Dhaka, Bangladesh growing up. It's city of 8 million people and no pollution laws, noted for having the highest airborne lead content in the world. We bleached our vegetables because so much produce was treated with human waste. 3-inch flying cockroaches would divebomb your face and we had "hand spiders," which were as large as your hand and hideously aggressive. Lake Gulshan was so polluted it couldn't support life, a classmate of mine died of malaria, the city has had an obscene amount of terrorist attacks and it would take two hands to count the number of times my or my family's lives were threatened there.

The worst place I've lived is Greenville, South Carolina.

Rigged Death Trap posted:

cash crab posted:

Panfilo posted:

I didn't know Zuarg got back with his wife!

Avshalom posted:

from a thread titled "worst places you have lived"

Avshalom posted:

from a thread titled "worst places you have lived"

EmmyOk posted:

I actually laughed at this quote

graybook posted:

As a South Carolinian, that checks out.

greatn posted:

That's what I love about his friend. Jared Leto keeps getting older but she stays the same age, alright.

CuteStorm posted:

I just laughed because I am exactly the sort of person who people would dump random ferrets they found with.

RandomFerret posted:

Oh yeah, I meant to thank you for putting me up last weekend.

Hogge Wild posted:

maybe someone can help me. there was a post where someone used many goon favoured expressions and they all had some deliberate mistakes in them. i think that someone has already quoted it itt

Hogge Wild posted:

I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies, and are more than just ice king on the cake. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite.

So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.

I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the fax, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies, and are more than just ice king on the cake. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite.

So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.

I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the fax, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.

Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

Here's a thing you posted:

JigglyPuff posted:

I love these.

Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

Here's a thing you posted:

Avshalom posted:

Dhaka chat

from a thread titled "worst places you have lived"

Kay Kessler posted:

Missed out on using "without further adieu", an error I've actually seen happen on here.

JigglyPuff posted:

I love these.

Karate Bastard posted:

Hey avs, I thought you done hosed off, given your recent posts in this here thread. What changed your mind?

elise the great posted:

Sadly, the giant elf dildo is still in transit, which was tragic because I went to a birthday party last night and would have dearly loved to whip that thing out and wreak havoc among the innocent partygoers.

Whenever I get it, I'm gonna post pictures of it lying on my cat

VelociBacon posted: