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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Squeegy posted:

Facial expressions are not all about context. That is why you can take those facial empathy tests that ask you to identify a face's expression and get a high score. This is a highly exaggerated look of concern and displeasure; you can tell by her squinted eyes, the curve of her eyebrows, and her pouting lips that she's on the verge of crying in the first picture. If you try to mimic her facial expression you can feel the tears coming. You're right that the context there informs the interpretation of the second expression, though; because of the Before shot, her barely upturned lips and raised eyebrows, which would normally simply look like a nervous smile, look forced and threatened, hence my "at gunpoint" comment. That's why it's horrifying; not only does the expression look completely unnatural, but to the casual onlooker it appears that this woman is being forced to look happy against her will, which is like a cry for help.

This post seems like a believable and informed explanation of the reaction we were almost all having to the picture, but provoked a similar reaction itself...maybe someone else can explain that.

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Orv
May 4, 2011

Squeegy posted:

I'm an armchair psychologist.

Well you're a professional nutjob apparently. It's not that you're wrong, it's that why would you even post that at all?

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
What a nutjob, making a post

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.
Did you know that if you masturbate too hard you will burst into flames?

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Orv posted:

Well you're a professional nutjob apparently. It's not that you're wrong, it's that why would you even post that at all?

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Lunethex posted:

Did you know that if you masturbate too hard you will burst into flames?

I can confirm, myth busted :colbert:

KataraniSword
Apr 22, 2008

but at least I don't have
a MLP or MSPA avatar.
I am my own man.

Lunethex posted:

Did you know that if you masturbate too hard you will burst into flames?

Someone please explain why the Nexus's servers haven't melted into useless slag?

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.

KataraniSword posted:

Someone please explain why the Nexus's servers haven't melted into useless slag?

Same reason Arthmoor was right all along and those oblivion gates didn't crumble in Skyrim :q:

Chinaman7000
Nov 28, 2003

It looks like Ted Cruz

lurksion
Mar 21, 2013


:stare:

That's barbie-doll alright.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
3. I Said No

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

lurksion posted:



:stare:

That's barbie-doll alright.



CJacobs posted:

3. I Said No

Supraluminal
Feb 17, 2012

CJacobs posted:

3. I Said NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Kokoro Wish
Jul 23, 2007

Post? What post? Oh wow.
I had nothing to do with THAT.



Also, watch Xtro.

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.

Good av-post combo imo.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Kokoro Wish posted:



Also, watch Xtro.

What a bizarre movie that was.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Croccers posted:

Did anyone ever play? Like, I knew it was a thing but I get the feeling it was pretty DOA.

I did. Apparently the one person I met the one time I played had played it more than me.

A lot more than me.

So, yeah, I did. Once.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

The Sims 4's sex mod (:nws: link) is more extensive than I thought.

quote:

Starting sex interactions with one or two sims (Teasing, Handjob, Foot job, Oral job, Vaginal, Anal)

Inviting any amount of sims to the sex interaction (group sex)

Changing sex type and position at any point

Swaping sims in the sex interaction at any point

Making sims go away from watching sex of your sims

Undressing sims in the sex interaction (top/bottom/shoes)

Blocking of objects used for sex to avoid other sims using them

Settings

Ability to change sex interaction progression: category progression (random animations), stage progression, disabled

Ability to disable gender restrictions and use any animation for any gender

Ability to enable ‘Always Accept’ setting which makes every sim accept every sex proposition

Ability to enable/disable selected animations

Ability to change sex initiation and make sims instantly teleport to the sex location (requires Always Accept setting to be enabled)

Ability to disable taking off shoes when in sex interaction

Ability to enable auto full outfit undressing when in sex interaction

Ability to disable undressing when in sex interaction

Customization of sex positions: (for animators)

Modify sex position duration and genders

Specify locations of sex position (any objects/category of objects/floor)

Specify locations that are excluded from the sex position if category of objects includes it

Set which cloting should be removed for sex position

Set to force undressing of shoes

Create stages of sex positions to play them one by one

Define preferred gender of an actor if actor can be both genders

Apply custom height and facing angle offset to location of sex position

Exhibitionism:

Undressing top and/or bottom outfit parts

Undressing top and/or bottom underwear parts

Flashing naked body parts

Auto-applying penis mesh cas part for males when naked

Auto-undressing pants when using a toilet

Modification of privacy system to avoid uncomfortable situations when naked with high exhibitionism level

Male sims get erect when seeing other naked sims of preferred gender

Autonomy for exhibitionism actions depending on the level

Exhibitionism Skill:

Gain more confidence with every level and unlock more possibilities

Sim mood and traits affect how quick you progress

Higher levels of skill will not make you embarrassed and shoo other sims when taking shower, using toilet or just being nude

Improve your skill using additional special interactions (admire yourself in mirrors)

Story Progression:

Sims learn exhibitionism skill over time

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


I love how that interacts with the Sims 4 system where Sims can interact while doing other things, so you've got a screenshot of two dudes just looking at each other and chatting during a blowjob. They've even got super hippie haircuts and beards, it's like I'm really at Burning Man.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Woohoo!

Morglon
Jan 13, 2010

Safe and sound, detached from reality.
Just like your posting.

It's just what it's called in the Sims because kids play it.

I'm not at all surprised a mod on there is that big and elaborate, I mean there are always huge elaborate mods for Bethesda games too, say what you will about those guys over there but they're very dedicated and also good at what they do.

Bohemian Nights
Jul 14, 2006

When I wake up,
I look into the mirror
I can see a clearer, vision
I should start living today
Clapping Larry
Someone post that huge wall of text with the incredibly advanced controls for one of the skyrim sex mods

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.
What does sex-ed have to do with geometry?

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Bohemian Nights posted:

Someone post that huge wall of text with the incredibly advanced controls for one of the skyrim sex mods

That thing went from Build your Own Sex Mod to Skyrim Filmmaker.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Squeegy posted:

I love how that interacts with the Sims 4 system where Sims can interact while doing other things, so you've got a screenshot of two dudes just looking at each other and chatting during a blowjob. They've even got super hippie haircuts and beards, it's like I'm really at Burning Man.

I'm partial to the girl giving her boyfriend a handy while her roomie and their classmate discuss a group project. It amuses me to think the sims "exhibitionism" negatively affected her relationship with her roommates, as they get fed up with her bullshit, and they report her to the RAs to get her kicked out.

Polaron
Oct 13, 2010

The Oncoming Storm
You forgot the best part of that Sims 4 sex mod.

quote:

Does sex animations never stop?
In the current public release they never stop on their own.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
So could Sims literally gently caress themselves to death because they won't stop to eat?

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

Wasabi the J posted:

I'm partial to the girl giving her boyfriend a handy while her roomie and their classmate discuss a group project. It amuses me to think the sims "exhibitionism" negatively affected her relationship with her roommates, as they get fed up with her bullshit, and they report her to the RAs to get her kicked out.

I liked the one with the nerd on the computer while the girl fingers herself in bed

Schubalts posted:

So could Sims literally gently caress themselves to death because they won't stop to eat?

Lol I hadn't even though about that

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Schubalts posted:

So could Sims literally gently caress themselves to death because they won't stop to eat?

Not before they'd pissed themselves.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Doc Hawkins posted:

Not before they'd pissed themselves.

don`t kinkshame

Brainamp
Sep 4, 2011

More Zen than Zenyatta

Schubalts posted:

So could Sims literally gently caress themselves to death because they won't stop to eat?

So what color ghost does that produce?

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012

I've had it with the wild conjecture. I'm taking matters into my own hands.

...



Sonic and the Mario Bros., under one roof! Olympics are over, and already everyone's out of shape.




Sonic and Mario agreed to a friendly competition






to who could first buttslam the other to death.





Luigi agreed to be judge, observing for purely professional reasons.



Mario was in awe of Sonic's power and control, and gained new respect for his old rival.



Sonic was less impressed.



Luigi was the first one to piss himself, because he's Luigi.



Then he fell asleep on the job.



Then he died. He didn't even collapse or anything so grand, he just immediately poofed into an urn.



Ol' Jumpman was too focused on the game to notice.

At this point I waited for Sonic and Mario to die in the middle of their animation, but all their meters reached zero and--




--they were still alive. I ordered the Anal Sex to stop, hoping that they would immediately drop dead when they got off the bed.



Nothing happened. They didn't starve, pass out, or piss themselves. They had hosed past the threshold of death.



Death meant nothing to them now, but neither did life. The only thing that was left was a hollow, pointless existence. Sonic turned to Mario and cried, "Kiss me, you're beautiful! These are truly the last days."



They held hands, and they fell into it, like a daydream or a fever.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
One less mystery in the universe.

Brainamp
Sep 4, 2011

More Zen than Zenyatta


:lol:

Roobanguy
May 31, 2011


hahahaha

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

FutonForensic posted:

I've had it with the wild conjecture. I'm taking matters into my own hands.

...



Sonic and the Mario Bros., under one roof! Olympics are over, and already everyone's out of shape.




Sonic and Mario agreed to a friendly competition






to who could first buttslam the other to death.





Luigi agreed to be judge, observing for purely professional reasons.



Mario was in awe of Sonic's power and control, and gained new respect for his old rival.



Sonic was less impressed.



Luigi was the first one to piss himself, because he's Luigi.



Then he fell asleep on the job.



Then he died. He didn't even collapse or anything so grand, he just immediately poofed into an urn.



Ol' Jumpman was too focused on the game to notice.

At this point I waited for Sonic and Mario to die in the middle of their animation, but all their meters reached zero and--




--they were still alive. I ordered the Anal Sex to stop, hoping that they would immediately drop dead when they got off the bed.



Nothing happened. They didn't starve, pass out, or piss themselves. They had hosed past the threshold of death.



Death meant nothing to them now, but neither did life. The only thing that was left was a hollow, pointless existence. Sonic turned to Mario and cried, "Kiss me, you're beautiful! These are truly the last days."



They held hands, and they fell into it, like a daydream or a fever.

I hope this post was as good for you as it was for me.

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.
Honestly I think the thread should close and be reborn after that post.

Awesome/Awful Game Mods: we hosed past the threshold of death

Gildiss
Aug 24, 2010

Grimey Drawer

Lunethex posted:

Honestly I think the thread should close and be reborn after that post.

Awesome/Awful Game Mods: we hosed past the threshold of death

Yeah, turns out this thread was all leading up to this moment.

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Shady Amish Terror
Oct 11, 2007
I'm not Amish by choice. 8(
From the wastes that are modding, a piece of art is given shape.

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