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piano black: i.e. fingerprint magnet
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Sep 6, 2016 05:40
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i want one in Japan Black
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Sep 6, 2016 05:42
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Sep 6, 2016 05:43
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https://17orbits.com/2016/09/05/apple-all-25-of-the-apples-dongles-in-one-place/
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Sep 6, 2016 06:35
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Millstone posted:Iphone PlayStation 3 
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Phoenixan posted:piano black: i.e. fingerprint magnet theres no fingerprints when you use it with a case, as tim intended
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Sep 6, 2016 09:45
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I loving love dongles
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Sep 6, 2016 10:56
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Song for the 7th: everyone is in love with their iPhone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4kI02naOqk
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Sep 6, 2016 13:18
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ArmZ posted:I loving love dongles agreed get bullshit edge use cases out of the core form factor
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Sep 6, 2016 16:09
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two activities apple fans enjoy: * calculating that the price of apple hardware is in fact really low given all the premium components and complex workmanship * smugly pointing out that apple is hugely profitable compared to all their scrub competitors
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Sep 6, 2016 16:14
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:agreed get bullshit edge use cases out of the core form factor lol @ the idea that using headphones that don't require a batter is an edge case
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Sep 6, 2016 16:18
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Sep 6, 2016 17:28
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tim wants to eliminate components/features of the iphone so it can become thin enough that he can use it to slit apple's throat
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Sep 6, 2016 17:28
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apple is upsetting turbo nerds so they are doing something right
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Sep 6, 2016 17:46
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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:the magic trackpad no I was asking for things that arent huge pieces of overpriced poo poo.
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Sep 6, 2016 17:49
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the magic trackpad
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Sep 6, 2016 17:53
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the tragic macpad is a huge piece of overpriced poo poo so it doesn't meet the stated criteria
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Sep 6, 2016 17:55
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apple passes the audiojack savings onto you, the consumer
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Sep 6, 2016 18:02
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I bought an iPad Pro over the long weekend, I am very happy with it compared to my old POS Samsung tablet. I am now preparing my body for Tim's release on Friday.
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Sep 6, 2016 18:14
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trilljester posted:I bought an iPad Pro over the long weekend, I am very happy with it compared to my old POS Samsung tablet. "better than a samsung tablet" isn't exactly high praise... in fact i can't think of a single object in life that this phrase doesn't apply to
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Sep 6, 2016 18:17
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trilljester posted:I bought an iPad Pro over the long weekend, I am very happy with it compared to my old POS Samsung tablet. wow this [new thing] is so much better than [old thing]. thanks [brand]!
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Sep 6, 2016 18:19
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just sold my apple stock so if it goes anything like my last few transactions it will be the most amazing phone of all time and will sell 100m units in preorders the night of the keynote seriously the only reason yahoo can be up 3.5% today is because i sold on friday
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Sep 6, 2016 18:28
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Polo-Rican posted:"better than a samsung tablet" isn't exactly high praise... in fact i can't think of a single object in life that this phrase doesn't apply to i would rather have a samsung tablet than an lg tablet i guess that's something
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Sep 6, 2016 18:31
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http://www.theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2016/9/5/12797204/ming-chi-kuo-iphone-7-rumorsquote:As for what Apple will do with the space formerly occupied by the jack? It'll be taken up by a new sensor to improve the iPhone's 3D Touch experience.
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Sep 6, 2016 19:18
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any bets the new sensor is a dongle with a soldered-in 3.5mm plug
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Sep 6, 2016 19:23
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replacing the headphone jack with something to improve 3d touch is pretty emblematic of tim's philosophy: eliminate useful, widely-used features in service of eroding primary functionality such as discoverability and ui design
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Sep 6, 2016 19:40
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butt dickus posted:http://www.theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2016/9/5/12797204/ming-chi-kuo-iphone-7-rumors lmfao
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Sep 6, 2016 19:44
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https://twitter.com/ZDNet/status/773249403255721984 hopefully there'll be a monthly subscription service so you can replace the ones you lose
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Sep 6, 2016 21:22
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hell yeah gonna look sexy like uhura
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Sep 6, 2016 21:27
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thank u timb, for making star trek real
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Sep 6, 2016 21:28
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normal people don't pay attention to the news so they're gonna be like wtf when they go to buy a new iphone and it doesn't have a headphone jack
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Sep 6, 2016 21:30
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my wife who is a normal and not autistic person (unlike me) basically said what the gently caress when i told her the new iphone wasn't gonna have a headphone jack
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Sep 6, 2016 21:31
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Pinterest Mom posted:https://twitter.com/ZDNet/status/773249403255721984 maybe this is all part of some sort of steve jobs summoning ritual
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Sep 6, 2016 21:32
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earpods make my ears hurt after like 10 minutes so gently caress those
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Sep 6, 2016 21:32
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so i have to plug the iphone headphones on a different hole? who gives a gently caress? - normal people
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Sep 6, 2016 21:32
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triple sulk posted:my wife who is a normal and not autistic person (unlike me) basically said what the gently caress when i told her the new iphone wasn't gonna have a headphone jack get her a samsung that explodes with normal use instead
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the floppy drive was dying when apple nixed it getting rid of the superdrive made sense even in 2008 when the macbook air first came out because they were dying and you could buy the external one if you needed it the lightning cable was a great upgrade at the time (although i wish they'd move to usb-c to keep in line with the macbook and allow cable reuse) getting rid of the headphone jack is unnecessary and dumb bullshit because bluetooth loving sucks
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