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Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

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Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Whaaaaat. How did I never hear of Ken M before this

Mr. 47
Jul 8, 2008

Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then.

Scaramouche posted:

Whaaaaat. How did I never hear of Ken M before this

He has elevated trolling to an art form.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

I feel like there has to be near infinite Ken M setups that didnt get the required "derp,what?" for his punchline. So just a random no sense post in a sea of YouTube posts making no sense.

Then again there are near infinite retards posting on YouTube so somebody will volley back to him.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

They could be using wormhole telescopes. Pop open a pinhole in front of your telescope and in the region you want to look at in relatively real time and uh, science?

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Bombadilillo posted:

I feel like there has to be near infinite Ken M setups that didnt get the required "derp,what?" for his punchline. So just a random no sense post in a sea of YouTube posts making no sense.

Then again there are near infinite retards posting on YouTube so somebody will volley back to him.

"trolling" originally came from the fishing term, as in drop a line behind you and see who bites, so ken's just keeping it old-school here

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

I can't imagine what it must be like for bacon to be a "thing" for you

Gotta find the best bacon. But what's the best oil to fry it in? Which pan? How long? I must bacon the best bacon ever. I must be one with the bacon

It's like the loving oatmeal guy made liking bacon a meme

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Furia posted:

But what's the best oil to fry it in?

Dude what the hell are you doing to bacon

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

CheesyDog posted:

Dude what the hell are you doing to bacon

trap sprung!

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
I been boiling my bacon in tap water

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

CheesyDog posted:

Dude what the hell are you doing to bacon

I dunno man I jus wrote the first thing that cane to mind

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




CheesyDog posted:

Dude what the hell are you doing to bacon

Deep fried bacon.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

I adore this

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
Did you know Alex Jones is Bill Hicks?

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



They're both men, they both have faces, hair, four characters in their first name, five characters in their surnames and their surnames both end with 's'. Theory checks out.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost


a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
It's tough being Alex Jones

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

Anderron Shi posted:

I been boiling my bacon in tap water

I make mine in milk, served with only the finest jelly beans Charlie Day style.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Ah yes, the rigorous three-point facial recognition system. It's not like most of mankind conforms to a general set of proportions especially in regards to the placement of our eyes and mouth. I've also seen enough real life doppelgängers (three so far!) who were in fact not the person I knew to know that some people can look incredibly similar.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
I'm really impressed that, in spite of his smoking habit, Bill Hicks doesn't look like he's aged a day in twenty years.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Does Alex Jones smoke? I guess it wouldn't surprise me, but he always struck me as somebody who'd be opposed to most vices.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Lmfao, what the gently caress

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


lmao

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

Pvt.Scott posted:

They could be using wormhole telescopes. Pop open a pinhole in front of your telescope and in the region you want to look at in relatively real time and uh, science?

I loving Love Science

ConstantDelays
Jan 1, 2013
I'm loving that 'plastic surgery' section. The proof that Alex Jones is Bill Hicks is that he both does and does not look like him. Pretty unassailable!

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

ConstantDelays posted:

I'm loving that 'plastic surgery' section. The proof that Alex Jones is Bill Hicks is that he both does and does not look like him. Pretty unassailable!

I loving love science

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
its a near perfect match

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Their nostrils don't even match!

E: poo poo, those teeth don't even look close

Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Sep 6, 2016

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Pvt.Scott posted:

Their nostrils don't even match!

E: poo poo, those teeth don't even look close

Nice try, shill








You won't be able to hide the truth forever, agents of disinformation

SpaceGoatFarts fucked around with this message at 18:07 on Sep 6, 2016

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Nice try, shill





Bishop 97 Eel-Man protocol 3. Need immediate threat assessment of Eidolon level 7 SpaceGoatFarts. Masquerade may have crashers.

Curdy Lemonstan
Jan 25, 2012

by zen death robot
Is alex jones joking though? Because his show is the funniest thing ever.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Curdy Lemonstan posted:

Is alex jones joking though? Because his show is the funniest thing ever.

I think that's the appeal. You can take him seriously, or not. Good times either way.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
I can't believe Facebook had this expose and we here at sa are only just getting the scoop

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
same hands

SAME PERSON!!!

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
Bill Cosby is actually Andy Kaufman in disguise.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Curdy Lemonstan posted:

Is alex jones joking though? Because his show is the funniest thing ever.

What is his show about?

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

notZaar posted:

What is his show about?

https://twitter.com/immolations/status/750088625556189185

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Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

That would be a perfect bit for a post alien-invasion sci-fi show or movie.

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