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Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

icantfindaname posted:

no not really. confucianism is basically just platonism/catholic scholasticism
At least Book of Changes from which all Chinese thought stems from (1300-800 BC) thought that everything wasn't created from a single divine being and/or created perfectly - which makes most evangelicals seem like spoiled bratty schoolchildren.

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
The Book of Changes is meaningless gibberish.

Silver2195
Apr 4, 2012

Mozi posted:

The Book of Changes is meaningless gibberish.

:thejoke:, I think? "From which all Chinese thought stems from" strikes me as intentionally ridiculous hyperbole.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
My bad!

But as the Orientals say,

Nine in the fifth place means:
The influence shows itself in the back of the neck.
No remorse.

Six at the top means:
The influence shows itself in the jaws, cheeks, and tongue.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

Mozi posted:

The Book of Changes is meaningless gibberish.

Yes but how else will suburban moms attempt to divine the future by throwing little wooden sticks while feeling smugly in touch with the mystical orient?

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
They could apply red hot pokers to ox scapulae.

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

Ceciltron posted:

Yes but how else will suburban moms attempt to divine the future by throwing little wooden sticks while feeling smugly in touch with the mystical orient?

By tossing scapulas onto a hot fire while drinking a glass of wine and admiring the shirtless pool boy.

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos

Ceciltron posted:

Yes but how else will suburban moms attempt to divine the future by throwing little wooden sticks while feeling smugly in touch with the mystical orient?

If by suburban mom you mean Philip K. Dick

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

P-Mack posted:

By tossing scapulas onto a hot fire while drinking a glass of wine and admiring the shirtless pool boy.

I like this better and it is good for the Shirtless 18-22 year old demographic, for whom finding jobs has been very difficult in the West, owing to the decrease of domestic pools after the 2008 banking crisis.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
They might also put terracotta statues of shirtless poolboys in the pool then fill it in. For the afterlife, you see.

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

I have the feeling that both Bloodnose and I are offended by this page.

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
This poster is great.



1.83 million signatures who were against Occupy Central, please vote on September 4!

So that's around 85% of the 2.20 million votes. They didn't get 85% of the seats

Here's the results by SCMP

http://multimedia.scmp.com/counting-room/

caberham fucked around with this message at 18:14 on Sep 6, 2016

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
I don't know how to interpret the three party affiliations the site states- or perhaps I'm just afraid to.

Deep State of Mind
Jul 30, 2006

"It was a busy day. I do not remember it all. In the morning, I thought I had lost my wallet. Then we went swimming and either overthrew a government or started a pro-American radio station. I can't really remember."
Fun Shoe

Grouchio posted:

I have the feeling that both Bloodnose and I are offended by this page.

Question mark?

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Bloodnose posted:

Question mark?
Bloodnose what is your take on the I Ching?

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Grouchio posted:

Bloodnose what is your take on the I Ching?

From I Ching to Ka Ching: A Li Ka-shing Story

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Grand Fromage posted:

It doesn't take all that much instruction to be able to poo poo on the floor in a mall.

lmao

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
\
:backtowork:
All Chinese thought stems from Mao Zedong Thought

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Jeoh posted:

From I Ching to Ka Ching: A Li Ka-shing Story

Nice

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Mozi posted:

My bad!

But as the Orientals say,

Nine in the fifth place means:
The influence shows itself in the back of the neck.
No remorse.

Six at the top means:
The influence shows itself in the jaws, cheeks, and tongue.

Man am I ever playing sudoku wrong.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Grand Fromage posted:

It doesn't take all that much instruction to be able to poo poo on the floor in a mall.

Uh, excuse me? You totally gotta consider the Feng Shui when you drop a deuce.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


WarpedNaba posted:

Uh, excuse me? You totally gotta consider the Feng Shui when you drop a deuce.

Feng Shui is a HK thing
Bank of China HQ in Hong Kong deliberately has bad Feng Shui as a massive, childish 'gently caress You'

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
.

sincx fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Mar 23, 2021

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
I too believe in divination by throwing sticks. If I bean my boss with an oak branch, the branch will predict that I won't have a job the next day.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
I'm still a fan of carving questions onto a turtle shell and burning it and seeing how it cracks. It does tend to annoy the turtles though.

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
\
:backtowork:

WarpedNaba posted:

I too believe in divination by throwing sticks. If I bean my boss with an oak branch, the branch will predict that I won't have a job the next day.

Incorrect, you'll have the boss's job. Advancement with Chinese characteristics!

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


simplefish posted:

Feng Shui is a HK thing

It's definitely a thing here in Sichuan.

hong kong divorce lunch
Sep 20, 2005
You can read the South China Morning Post comments to see some good quotes from people calling Eddie Chu a pussy for being afraid of credible death threats.

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
.

sincx fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Mar 23, 2021

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Grand Fromage posted:

It's definitely a thing here in Sichuan.

Well, I live and learn!

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


Imperialist Dog posted:

All Chinese thought stems from Mao Zedong Thought

only 70% of it

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
would have been 100% except for the nefarious gang of four

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Are there any logical/moral fallacies in Confucius' the Analects?

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Grouchio posted:

Are there any logical/moral fallacies in Confucius' the Analects?

Yes, absolutely.

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
.

sincx fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Mar 23, 2021

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos
Don't even respond


It's his gimmick

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

rear end struggle posted:

Don't even respond


It's his gimmick
:ironicat:

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
.

sincx fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Mar 23, 2021

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Uber’s ‘ghost drivers’ in China are scaring passengers into parting with their money.

:siren:DO NOT CLICK IF YOU'RE CHINESE!!! TERRIFYING GHOST PICS WITHIN!!!:siren:

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Artificer
Apr 8, 2010

You're going to try ponies and you're. Going. To. LOVE. ME!!

sincx posted:

Heard on my last trip to China (from a Chinese person who would know this): apparently some NB PLAN special forces guy decided to go scuba diving in a freshwater lake. Unfamiliar with the equipment and the location, he nevertheless insisted on going down by himself (a monumentally stupid decision; the buddy rule is hammered in to you in every scuba training program). He was found dead in 6 meters of water with full tanks, drowned because he got disoriented after his regulator (mouthpiece) got loose and was unable to recover. And that, in a microcosm, is why China won't beat the US anytime soon.

Edit: He actually said the last sentence about this as an example of why China will lose to the US. Not something I added.

I suspect that most intelligent Chinese citizens know that they can't win a fight against America, at least not for many years. It's the people posting on the likes of Tiexue that are spouting nonsense.

The US has loving idiots in its military too though?

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