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SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

meatpotato posted:

California charges CRV (a 5� refundable deposit but you have to find a place that will actually refund it) on each of those loving yakult bottles it's insane

lmao does the US not have bottle deposit or something

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SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

are you like 80 years old or something cause I've never heard anyone bitch about bottle deposit

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Hunter2 Thompson: Feb 3, 2005; Ramrod XTreme

Good luck trying to convince the guy at a grocery store who is too underpaid and tired to deal with your poo poo that those yakult bottles are worth 5� each.

In my area "recycling centers" are p much exclusively used by addicts who stole copper wire and guys riding stolen beach cruisers with trash bags full of bottles taken out of people's recycling bins. Not that these groups are mutually exclusive.

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Hunter2 Thompson: Feb 3, 2005; Ramrod XTreme

The CRV nearly doubles the price of MY PRECIOUS YAKULT, it's dumb

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPUfhcL7Tfo

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SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

meatpotato posted:

Good luck trying to convince the guy at a grocery store who is too underpaid and tired to deal with your poo poo that those yakult bottles are worth 5� each.

In my area "recycling centers" are p much exclusively used by addicts who stole copper wire and guys riding stolen beach cruisers with trash bags full of bottles taken out of people's recycling bins. Not that these groups are mutually exclusive.

wow you are an astounding prick

I put my returnables in a garbage bag and then I leave them out for all those "addicts", most of whom aren't addicts and are fuckin super poor or homeless people

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

DrPossum posted:

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SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

I am forever hounded by bottle deposits

https://albertadepot.ca/recycling-101/container-types-and-refunds/

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SmokaDustbowl posted:

lmao does the US not have bottle deposit or something

it varies from state to state

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SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

Improbable Lobster posted:

creme egg physics

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NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

nws, but lol lol lol at the photos in this article

https://www.buzzfeed.com/hayleycampbell/sex-machines

there's an old friend to be found as well :cool:

quote:

When we opened up the shop and hung out the sign that said �Unique Sex Toys, Free Demos� Rick and I agreed that I�d do the demos on the men, and he would do the demos on the women. We�d keep it polite and professional, always courteous.

�The first guy I did was a stoned, drunken pervert! I was giving him a demo of the Fucksall (a reciprocating electric saw with a dildo attached to the end) and he kept asking me to touch him. Here I am, ramming this dildo into his rear end and he�s totally gross and he wants me to touch him.�

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SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

NoneMoreNegative posted:

nws, but lol lol lol at the photos in this article

https://www.buzzfeed.com/hayleycampbell/sex-machines

cool game of spot the libertarian

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Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

NoneMoreNegative posted:

nws, but lol lol lol at the photos in this article

https://www.buzzfeed.com/hayleycampbell/sex-machines

there's an old friend to be found as well

quote:

Marlon: �I don�t remember how I stumbled across first seeing a sex machine, but upon doing so enlisted the input of a fffffffemale who was sufficiently open and articulate to talk to me about the range of functionality that she would like to see in a state-of-the-art erotic device.

�I had this fffffffemale over to test the machine I built. It takes a while to get a fffffffemale in the mental place where they can articulate what they would like, but we put the time in and got her to explain, then adjusted the machine accordingly.�

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NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

Smoke weed everyday

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NoneMoreNegative posted:

nws, but lol lol lol at the photos in this article

https://www.buzzfeed.com/hayleycampbell/sex-machines

there's an old friend to be found as well

I soon as I saw this link I knew I would be disappointed if I didn't see him there.

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SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Smoke weed everyday

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duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

SmokaDustbowl posted:

wow you are an astounding prick

I put my returnables in a garbage bag and then I leave them out for all those "addicts", most of whom aren't addicts and are fuckin super poor or homeless people

yeah

don't begrudge the modern rag & bottle people lest you become one

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Roosevelt posted:

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NoneMoreNegative posted:

Smoke weed everyday

the plan to kill the monsters in the first 3 gamera movies is just to spin them around really fast

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sexually

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Smoke weed everyday

alternatively: all right, we get it already, you vape

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Roosevelt posted:

lmao

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Roosevelt posted:

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NoneMoreNegative posted:

nws, but lol lol lol at the photos in this article

https://www.buzzfeed.com/hayleycampbell/sex-machines

there's an old friend to be found as well

lol @ dildo-equipped johnny five

# ? Sep 6, 2016 22:40

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Sombrerotron posted:

lol @ dildo-equipped johnny five

lol x2 at this guy

quote:

I�m this divorced Christian guy, not promiscuous at all, and here I am with a sex machine.

It was an idea I came up with in the last year or two of the marriage, as a last-ditch attempt to save whatever we had�our sex life, if nothing else. She actually pushed me for a divorce before I could finish it and give it to her.

So, I want to sell it to a couple. I will require anyone ordering a machine from me to provide proof of marriage and a signed statement of intent to use only within that marriage � kind of like a gun dealer that requires proof of age and proof of passage of a firearm safety test before selling someone a firearm. Sexual arousal is a doorway to a person�s very soul and isn�t to be messed with lightly

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Sombrerotron posted:

lol @ dildo-equipped johnny five

input need input

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duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Roosevelt posted:

this is such a good joke

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bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

NoneMoreNegative posted:

nws, but lol lol lol at the photos in this article

https://www.buzzfeed.com/hayleycampbell/sex-machines

there's an old friend to be found as well

that beautiful fuckin mustache

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bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

dying at this johnny five dickbot motherfucker

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duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

bump_fn posted:

dying at this johnny five dickbot motherfucker

when pixelated it looks like he has one of those foam pixelated minecraft swords only instead of a sword it's a dick

e: PLAY OF THE GAME

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Hunter2 Thompson: Feb 3, 2005; Ramrod XTreme

SmokaDustbowl posted:

wow you are an astounding prick

I put my returnables in a garbage bag and then I leave them out for all those "addicts", most of whom aren't addicts and are fuckin super poor or homeless people

You're right, I was out of line and being a prick.

My city isn't doing a good job caring for or protecting homeless and mentally ill people so these people do what they need in order to survive. I've become really jaded but that's no excuse.

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