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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Moist von Lipwig posted:

yeah it's insane. uou can get 100mg of the stuff for $80 on the darknet. to get that to a usable dose that wouldn't kill a human you'd have to dump it into a 55 gallon drum of water, take a milliliter of that drum and dump it into another 55 gallon drum, and repeat that one more time, then take one milliliter of that last solution.

thank god it can't be easily aerosolized or it'd be a chemical weapon.

jesus gently caress

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SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Moist von Lipwig posted:

yeah it's insane. uou can get 100mg of the stuff for $80 on the darknet. to get that to a usable dose that wouldn't kill a human you'd have to dump it into a 55 gallon drum of water, take a milliliter of that drum and dump it into another 55 gallon drum, and repeat that one more time, then take one milliliter of that last solution.

thank god it can't be easily aerosolized or it'd be a chemical weapon.

lmao "the darknet"

I could get you fentanyl right now

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28rJqj-7pEY

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

SmokaDustbowl posted:

lmao "the darknet"

I could get you fentanyl right now

yeah but i'm talkin' about carfentanil, 150x more powerful than fentanyl

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Moist von Lipwig posted:

yeah but i'm talkin' about carfentanil, 150x more powerful than fentanyl

*smokadustbowl's eyes immediately fill up w/ weird canadian money signs*

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

*smokadustbowl's eyes immediately fill up w/ weird canadian money signs*

they're called tires.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Shaggar posted:

they're called tires.

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
update: it was a kidney stone

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


I had oral surgery a few weeks back and the doc prescribed Oxy for me for the pain afterwards. I took one after the original novocaine wore off and holy poo poo gently caress those things in the rear end forever.

I took the rest of the bottle and dumped it into a pharmaceutical disposal place. That was the first time in around 30 years that I had any opiates and it was obvious that I could have just taken a couple of strong ibuprofen for this. Giving me 30 pills of Oxy that easily was crap.

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
im going to piss a rock made of hardened piss out of my dink

epipen
Aug 11, 2014

nyoom
given we're talking horror stories









GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


News flash fucko posted:

update: it was a kidney stone

congratulations on not keeling over dead for waiting too long on having that checked out. Glad you are ok

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

News flash fucko posted:

im going to piss a rock made of hardened piss out of my dink
good times, good times.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord

News flash fucko posted:

im going to piss a rock made of hardened piss out of my dink

Congrats

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
Canadian tire money (the official legal tender of Canada) has don cherry (the official mascot of Canada) on the front.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

I had oral surgery a few weeks back and the doc prescribed Oxy for me for the pain afterwards. I took one after the original novocaine wore off and holy poo poo gently caress those things in the rear end forever.

I took the rest of the bottle and dumped it into a pharmaceutical disposal place. That was the first time in around 30 years that I had any opiates and it was obvious that I could have just taken a couple of strong ibuprofen for this. Giving me 30 pills of Oxy that easily was crap.

yeah man, here they just gave me that fun pack of advil

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

News flash fucko posted:

im going to piss a rock made of hardened piss out of my dink

is it too far along for them to blast w/ their sonic gun

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

is it too far along for them to blast w/ their sonic gun

I'm guessing he's in the US so no they wont do that

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Shaggar posted:

Canadian tire money (the official legal tender of Canada) has don cherry (the official mascot of Canada) on the front.

lol it has a picture of some scottish dingus on it come on son

I used to know a liquor store that would take canadian tire money

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/DVSblast/status/773256969163603968

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

as a result heroin has never been cheaper
the free market works! :911: :911: :911:

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Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

SmokaDustbowl posted:

I'm guessing he's in the US so no they wont do that

they do but it's only 3mm so no real reason

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Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
also that poo poo hurt way too loving bad to ignore, i thought my fuckin appendix burst

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum



SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
look at this slick mothafucka

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUNG0oz4PyE

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

SmokaDustbowl posted:

lol it has a picture of some scottish dingus on it come on son

I used to know a liquor store that would take canadian tire money

I'm pretty sure ive seen don cherry in that hat.

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

lmao

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

News flash fucko posted:

they do but it's only 3mm so no real reason

:rip: your urethra


News flash fucko posted:

also that poo poo hurt way too loving bad to ignore, i thought my fuckin appendix burst

women who have given birth and had a kidney stone report that the stone is much worse

yippee cahier
Mar 28, 2005

Shaggar posted:

I'm pretty sure ive seen don cherry in that hat.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tam_o%27_shanter_(cap)

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

put a laser up you peehole, piss out gravel. it's the future!

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

give me your address and I'll mail you some canadian bitcoins

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

FMguru posted:

lol x2 at this guy

isn't this a major subplot to Burn After Reading?

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

SmokaDustbowl posted:

give me your address and I'll mail you some canadian bitcoins
do it shaggar

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

anthonypants posted:

do it shaggar

I have some in my junk drawer

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


I was already cracking up before they showed his loving school picture

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
yeah that made me lose it

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

:gas:

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May 5, 2005



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