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Bast Relief posted:To the point of how New Yorkers talk, that's probably either how stupid New Yorkers talk or how regular New Yorkers talk when they aren't having to be polite or professional. Seriously. If it was "that's just the way New Yorkers talk", Trump would be dropping f-bombs ever 5th word. edit: also, regarding Phyllis Schlafly dying, I'm not crying about it, especially given what a poo poo year 2016 has been for awesome people dying. I was having a conversation yesterday with some friends of mine, shortly before If found out, and I was like "drat. Prince, Bowie, Gene Wilder, Glen Frey, Morley Safer...can I get a Ted Nugent up in this bitch?" So I settle for Schlafly for the moment. edit 2: as long as we're posting scathing obituaries, I'll post Hunter S. Thompson's takedown of Richard Nixon. Excerpts" Hunter Thompson posted:If the right people had been in charge of Nixon's funeral, his casket would have been launched into one of those open-sewage canals that empty into the ocean just south of Los Angeles. He was a swine of a man and a jabbering dupe of a president. Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning. Even his funeral was illegal. He was queer in the deepest way. His body should have been burned in a trash bin. Whole thing here: http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/1994/07/he-was-a-crook/308699/ BiggerBoat fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Sep 6, 2016 |
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BiggerBoat posted:Seriously. If it was "that's just the way New Yorkers talk", Trump would be dropping f-bombs ever 5th word. It's the Dilbert idiot not actually ever interacting with people and thinking New Yorkers all act like caricatures from the Critic from 25 years ago who are just constantly yelling at each other and have no self-awareness. The majority of people who live in NYC think Trump is an oaf who talks like a moron
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Good Citizen posted:Some sources have reported that she's leaving because she felt troubled by the culture Ailes left behind. No loving poo poo, lady, we all are. Good job abandoning ship when he finally decides to drop a steaming log somewhere that actually effects you, I guess? Looking forward to all of the stories about the hard hitting investigative reporters at Fox who didn't know there was anything wrong for all the decades they worked there.
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BROCK LESBIAN posted:Yeah I don't know I accompanied a friend to an OBGYN because she didn't want to go alone and I'm a dude. I just sat in the waiting room looking at my phone while the doc was diddling her vag or whatever? It's also entirely possible that he was her ride there and didn't want to sit in the car and wait. The waiting room is probably air conditioned and has things to read. Sure as hell beats the car.
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Jack Gladney posted:Is Crowder anything aside from a twitterman? Is he on tv or something? I only ever read about him here in social media form. He has some kind of video podcast. I wouldn't recommend watching it. I sampled a bit of a debate he had with someone on the left, and it must've been so bad I banished it from my brain because I remember neither the topic of the debate nor who his opponent was. e: I mean who wouldn't want to sit through this Also, regarding Pete Davidson and 9/11 jokes, the first one I heard was told by Davidson himself -- at the Bieber roast, he turned to Snoop Dogg and said, "Soul Plane was the worst experience of my life involving planes." Von Sloneker fucked around with this message at 00:06 on Sep 7, 2016 |
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The first thing that comes to mind w/r/t the Hillary's health stuff isn't "sexism," it's "obnoxious bullshit please shut up already." Though it could be both, IDK.
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More proof Sean Hannity is a repugnant rear end in a top hat https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/751841397322420224 https://twitter.com/seanhannity/status/751850564913332224
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:More proof Sean Hannity is a repugnant rear end in a top hat What a piece of poo poo.
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Just watched the roast and Coulter really ate it. I love how Roast turned into Coulter Roast
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Good Citizen posted:Some sources have reported that she's leaving because she felt troubled by the culture Ailes left behind. No loving poo poo, lady, we all are. Good job abandoning ship when he finally decides to drop a steaming log somewhere that actually effects you, I guess? The comments sections I was reading today were littered with poo poo about how ugly Greta Van Sustwren is and how she's jealous that she never got sexually harassed. Even forgetting for a second how terrible of an opinion that is to have and is apropo of nothing, she looks like a perfectly attractive woman to me. Never read the comments. Speaking of that though, I've posted before about playing a sort of game with comments sections where I count how many posts it takes for some idiot to equate whatever the story is about to the fault of liberalism, however unrelated the story is to politics. Its insane even more fun the less political the story is. A woman who had (I think) the first ever face transplant died and I swear to God like ten posts in it had something to with Hillary Clinton and liberals. Some dude in Australia got killed by a shark while kite surfing and by the second or third page it was some poo poo about environmentalism and global warming. Just nuts. ToxicSlurpee posted:It's also entirely possible that he was her ride there and didn't want to sit in the car and wait. The waiting room is probably air conditioned and has things to read. Sure as hell beats the car. I mean, even beyond that though, what's so OUTRAGEOUS and offensive about a person sitting in a loving doctor's office with someone? Where will it END?! BiggerBoat fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Sep 7, 2016 |
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Good Citizen posted:Some sources have reported that she's leaving because she felt troubled by the culture Ailes left behind. No loving poo poo, lady, we all are. Good job abandoning ship when he finally decides to drop a steaming log somewhere that actually effects you, I guess? Saying that a woman working for a company where sexual abuse is happening should just quit in order to make a stand is a dumb and bad opinion that you should be ashamed of. Yeah she's a scientologist with bad opinions. She still deserves a work environment free of sexual abuse, and she shouldn't have to give up her nightly show in order to make that a reality. You're talking about just voluntarily crossing a guy who worked for Nixon who used the FNC budget as a slush fund to hire private investigators to dig up dirt on a journalist doing an unauthorized biography. So I think any women working at FNC can be excused for not blowing the whistle earlier (as long as they're weren't enabling Ailes behavior). Josh Marshall at TPM is reporting that it may have had to do with her playing hardball negotiating a pay raise after Gretchen Carlson accused Ailes publicly. I guess that's implying she may have tried to use something connected to Ailes as leverage, but Apparently Greta van Susteren's husband is saying also that there may be litigation over her firing. So since Ailes departure, unsurprisingly, not much has changed. Murdoch is a snake that put Bill Shine in charge despite him and Dianne Brandi being implicated countless times in these sexual harassment claims. This is like the hacking scandal. It's just getting started. ErIog fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Sep 7, 2016 |
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Von Sloneker posted:e: I mean who wouldn't want to sit through this I feel like vomiting
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Crowder, You lost ANY moral high ground in this when you wrote an article calling the Madam Secretary a 'bitch". You are legitmatey a sexist. gently caress off and go stick your dick in a cheese grater. Yours truly Fuzzyskinner
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ErIog posted:Saying that a woman working for a company where sexual abuse is happening should just quit in order to make a stand is a dumb and bad opinion that you should be ashamed of. Yeah she's a scientologist with bad opinions. She still deserves a work environment free of sexual abuse, and she shouldn't have to give up her nightly show in order to make that a reality. My comment was implying that she should have quit because Ailes' editorial direction was creating a toxic culture, separate from the sexual abuse.
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Good Citizen posted:My comment was implying that she should have quit because Ailes' editorial direction was creating a toxic culture, separate from the sexual abuse. Everything about Fox News is toxic.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:More proof Sean Hannity is a repugnant rear end in a top hat I mean not that I needed more proof of that but it's nice to know that nothing has changed.
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Aesop Poprock posted:Conservatives as a whole don't understand humor, which becomes a lot more obvious when you see a conservative "comedian" like Crowder in action. Their poo poo is always based on their actual prejudices and dislike of things so when they see poo poo like roasts targeting their right wing kin they can't help but feel like it's coming from the same place their jokes come from. I find that there's an inverse relationship between having a good sense of humor and how worried you are about being perfect and correct all the time. Humor is our way of accepting that the world isn't perfect.
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FuzzySkinner posted:Crowder, I think we have long proved that he never once had any real principles to violate. He just says whatever he thinks is properly edgy to spite the vague group he labels "liberals" for his deluded audience to nod and agree with him. He's always been a soulless puppet saying exactly what the right wing wants to hear.
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Aesop Poprock posted:Conservatives as a whole don't understand humor, which becomes a lot more obvious when you see a conservative "comedian" like Crowder in action. Their poo poo is always based on their actual prejudices and dislike of things so when they see poo poo like roasts targeting their right wing kin they can't help but feel like it's coming from the same place their jokes come from. Liberals don't have a monopoly on humor. The social function of humor is to identify in-groups and out-groups, as well as reinforce in-group bonding. If I tell a racist joke, and you're offended by it, then you're a part of the out-group, and not who the joke is intended for. Humor, even among liberals, usually comes at the expense of someone else. This website we are posting on was built almost entirely on mocking and ridiculing other people. It's not quite an issue of "punching up" or down either, as so many of Somethingawful's targets over the years were not powerful people at all (like all the 9/11 jokes or making fun of random internet people, Reddit, Tumblr, etc). As horrifying as it might seem, Crowder does have an audience. He has 453,000 subscribers to his Youtube channel, and almost 80 million total views of his videos. His twitter has 258k followers. The handful of people who read this thread are certainly not "80% of his viewers" like someone mentioned before. If you click on his videos and scroll through the comments, people do find it funny. None of us in this thread are even remotely conservative, so it seems bizarre to us. Ivan Shitskin fucked around with this message at 04:47 on Sep 7, 2016 |
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Kenzie posted:Liberals don't have a monopoly on humor. The social function of humor is to identify in-groups and out-groups, as well as reinforce in-group bonding. If I tell a racist joke, and you're offended by it, then you're a part of the out-group, and not who the joke is intended for. Humor, even among liberals, usually comes at the expense of someone else. This website we are posting on was built almost entirely on mocking and ridiculing other people. It's not quite an issue of "punching up" or down either, as so many of Somethingawful's targets over the years were not powerful people at all (like all the 9/11 jokes or making fun of random internet people, Reddit, Tumblr, etc). Counterpoint: The pain that was the half-hour news hour.
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Aesop Poprock posted:It's the Dilbert idiot not actually ever interacting with people and thinking New Yorkers all act like caricatures from the Critic from 25 years ago who are just constantly yelling at each other and have no self-awareness. The majority of people who live in NYC think Trump is an oaf who talks like a moron It's also important to note when he mentions "That's just the way new yorkers talk" he lived in a small town in upstate, and was hundreds of miles from NYC his entire young life, before moving to california at age 18
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Hahaha what a cowardly piece of poo poo http://nation.foxnews.com/2016/09/06/radio-host-mark-levin-reverses-course-im-gonna-vote-donald-trump
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swampland posted:Hahaha what a cowardly piece of poo poo Master Shake has always been a cowardly, craven opportunist with no principles. This makes perfect sense.
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KiteAuraan posted:Master Shake has always been a cowardly, craven opportunist with no principles. This makes perfect sense. It's very true, I mean just look at long he lied about being a talking cartoon cup. The man has no shame
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/scrowder/status/773131420583682048 Holding combat and contact sports, two traditinally denied things for american women as a point against them is so loving scummy and will always be. "Here, gently caress you, no infantry for you, and just play flag football. " "Why can't you take toughness!??!!?!"
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I know what he's trying to say, but it just comes off to me that periods don't affect anybody meaningfully enough to exclude them from those activities. Again, I know he doesn't mean that though.
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Vahakyla posted:"Why can't you take toughness!??!!?!" It's not in the skill tree for the vagina-haver class
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Kenzie posted:Liberals don't have a monopoly on humor. It's true. A lot of the old Dennis Leary and Dennis Miller poo poo was super conservative, along with a lot of standup that's coming out right now. The problem with Crowder is that he's not funny and people are his fans as a way to signal to others that they are true believers. Part of Crowder's problem is that he's a coward and that to be really funny you have to take risks. Instead he just sits there in his safe space, making "edgy" comments like the OB-GYN one that are neither funny nor insightful. But his safe "edginess" is just the kind of thing that a conservative can feel safe reposting and liking so it plays perfectly in social media.
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HootTheOwl posted:Counterpoint: The pain that was the half-hour news hour. gently caress you i had that blocked out of my memory.
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TildeATH posted:It's true. A lot of the old Dennis Leary and Dennis Miller poo poo was super conservative Miller didn't make that turn until after 9/11. If you watch his SNL news bits, or his HBO special from way back, he was definitely liberal. Some of the smacks he got in at Reagan and Bush 1.0 were devastatingly hilarious.
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Edgy humor is the weakest form of humor because you rely on people being shocked instead of having a well-constructed joke. I think it's kind of why edgy comedians really don't stick around long, unless their jokes are constructed well.
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Good Citizen posted:Some sources have reported that she's leaving because she felt troubled by the culture Ailes left behind. No loving poo poo, lady, we all are. Good job abandoning ship when he finally decides to drop a steaming log somewhere that actually effects you, I guess? Greta left because the culture just didn't feel right without Ailes there to blackmail her into sucking cock (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:Greta left because the culture just didn't feel right without Ailes there to blackmail her into sucking cock keep going, I'm almost there
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Kenzie posted:
I think people in this thread tend to mistake Crowder for Walsh, who really does barely have an audience outside of people mocking him on Twitter
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If I were Megyn Kelly I would demand a large raise to stay with the network, now is the time Plus she apparently was harassed like the rest were....
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Uhh a bit late here, but what wars, manual labor, or contact sports does Crowder engage in. His only "job" is to whine about liberals on the internet.
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Heard Beck putting Yonopopolis and the alt-right on blast this morning. Described him as a "scared 13-year old boy". Beck is nuts but I feel like he's ideologically consistent, at least. He's probably the only mainstream conservative talking head I'd refer to as a "real conservative", not that that's something to aspire to. Axetrain posted:Uhh a bit late here, but what wars, manual labor, or contact sports does Crowder engage in. His only "job" is to whine about liberals on the internet. Blogging is a full contact sport
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Crowder and Walsh have the easiest job. Google Feminism, Abortion, Transgender and click News Now write an article about it using gifs
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Crowder and Walsh have the easiest job. Fixed that for you.
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