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Jesus Christ posted:Bill Cosby is actually Andy Kaufman in disguise. He didn't rape those women he wrestled them!
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posting in for the first time gbs after not posting in like 3 years
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Napolean Bonerfarts posted:posting in for the first time gbs after not posting in like 3 years lmao
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Moridin920 posted:lmao I have collected so many bad Facebook posts over the years that I usually post on Twitter. I ought to post some of them here now. https://twitter.com/xSSJGOKUx/status/758710252833497088 I like this one a lot: https://twitter.com/xSSJGOKUx/status/747971037506191360 a profile pic https://twitter.com/xSSJGOKUx/status/735294927869988865 https://twitter.com/xSSJGOKUx/status/722245857240858624 Napolean Bonerfarts fucked around with this message at 23:16 on Sep 6, 2016 |
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Yes, you ought to
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Tricky D posted:Yes, you ought to https://twitter.com/xSSJGOKUx/status/715254082378866688
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Fuckin' Newberry
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12" x 1" = 12 meatballs
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Anderron Shi posted:12" x 1" = 12 meatballs basic goon arithmetic.
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Napolean Bonerfarts posted:posting in for the first time gbs after not posting in like 3 years Haha, holy poo poo! I loving love this dude!
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Napolean Bonerfarts posted:posting in for the first time gbs after not posting in like 3 years That actually might not be as pathetic as it looks. Or at least differently pathetic. "She's still a virgin" dude could be the father. Since they were expected to remain abstinent until marriage, nobody ever bothered to teach them how that works. Some people (mostly those with poor sex ed) think that only penis-in-vagina sex is sex, if she hasn't had a penis in her vagina she's still a virgin. Some of these technical virgins do "everything but" including rubbing up against each other, dry humping, oral, and even anal. In the process they get semen all over the lady, close enough to the vaginal opening for a lucky swimmer to make to score a touchdown. Bam, virgin birth.
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Anderron Shi posted:12" x 1" = 12 meatballs Is that wrong?
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Darth123123 posted:Is that wrong? He forgot to do his unit analysis
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Darth123123 posted:Is that wrong? i dont want to live in a world where it is wrong
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Facebook Aunt posted:That actually might not be as pathetic as it looks. Or at least differently pathetic. "She's still a virgin" dude could be the father. Since they were expected to remain abstinent until marriage, nobody ever bothered to teach them how that works. ok dude
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Facebook Aunt posted:That actually might not be as pathetic as it looks. Or at least differently pathetic. "She's still a virgin" dude could be the father. Since they were expected to remain abstinent until marriage, nobody ever bothered to teach them how that works. I was just gonna say it's too small to read.
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Change your meatball policy or this post is going viral!!!
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 im charlie
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That dude has aloooootttttt of time
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Anderron Shi posted:
Oh, sorry I didn't want to intrude on your mother's busy life while you were incredibly young and required a ton of attention. She seemed to have plenty of friends and family already fighting each other to support her in rearing you. I guess I'll just throw this sick-rear end toy in the trash because I've been forever banished from your life by your mother. Sorry your mom's a oval office, Chuck.
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Darth123123 posted:Is that wrong? 12" x 2" = 24 meatballs?? 12" x 3" = 36 meatballs!?! 12" x 4" = 48 meatballs!!!! What is this meatball magic? The bigger they are, the more I get in my sub!
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It's weird that Alex Jones stole Bill Hick's face, when Dennis Leary stole everything else.
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So, uh, when's this meatball audit? Is there going to be some kind of test?
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 Apparently the wine drinking middle class mums group have appropriated @drinksforgays
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Sorry, it's a no notice meatball audit. Be prepared.
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I'm not sure how Paul Burns does his fact checking, but I just went on Subway's website and it suggests 8 meatballs per footlong sub without circa 4" of empty bread. I dunno if Subway changed the images on their site because they were scared of Paul's threats of this going viral though. Would make sense if they did, the Internet is a dangerous place and a franchise so well-regarded for the quality of its cuisine can little afford this kind of embarrassing public exposure.
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Worked at unemployed i dont give a poo poo Went to Spaghetti School
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Mods please change my name to Spaghetti School
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Napolean Bonerfarts posted:posting in for the first time gbs after not posting in like 3 years lmao welcome back man
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Facebook Aunt posted:That actually might not be as pathetic as it looks. Or at least differently pathetic. "She's still a virgin" dude could be the father. Since they were expected to remain abstinent until marriage, nobody ever bothered to teach them how that works. Is that what you Virgin Mary girlfriend told you?
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These types of people legit scare the poo poo out of me. 
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:12" x 2" = 24 meatballs?? LMBO
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God drat this is loving sad. 
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The poor, the deluded, and the damned. I hope they all find liberation.
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Theophany posted:These types of people legit scare the poo poo out of me. You mean ~50% of the US?
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Efexeye posted:You mean ~50% of the US? don't think 50% of the us talks like that even if they are christians
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Is it normal in the US to beg strangers on the internet to help you get your job back?
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Lazerbeam posted:Is it normal in the US to beg strangers on the internet to help you get your job back? Not yet, she's a trendsetter.
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