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pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


elf help book posted:

Rumor: The NX now has a built in ice cream maker.

So is it also a mini fridge? I could use a game console that cools my beer. Maybe an amiibo shelf built in to keep a few dozen at hand. Not enough for a real collection, but just the few you're using for your current games.

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~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Jonas Albrecht posted:

The rumor I'm referring to mentioned a port of Splatoon at launch, along with Smash, SMM, and :goshawk:BREATH OF THE WILD:goshawk:

Well, let's face it: if the NX is to be successful then they need to sell it to a lot of people who are not previous WiiU owners. So launching it with a bunch of WiiU Greatest Hits makes a bunch of sense.

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
i'm gonna be mad if #FE isn't considered a "Greatest Hit"

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

Infinite ammo

Where da fuk did the screen go

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


It's foldable.

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

Infinite ammo
Are you suggesting that big square screen is in that smaller circle somehow?

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

SolidSnakesBandana posted:

Where da fuk did the screen go

It's playing peek-a-boo because Nintendo is for babies.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


SolidSnakesBandana posted:

Are you suggesting that big square screen is in that smaller circle somehow?

Well, yeah, that's what foldable means. Nintendo understands that the clamshell design was pretty important for kids, so they thought of the next big thing and here we are.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


SolidSnakesBandana posted:

Where da fuk did the screen go

Sides come off, screen stays on the floor for you to step on

Wildtortilla
Jul 8, 2008
Maybe the controller will unfold into a DDR pad too.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Wildtortilla posted:

Maybe the controller will unfold into a DDR pad too.

Oh poo poo, the NX will be The Lament Configuration of consoles. Nintendo isn't doomed. We are :eek:!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemarchand%27s_box

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

thats the first mock-up to reference the foldable screen patent that i've seen at least

Electromax
May 6, 2007
Maybe the screen accordions together like one of those hand fans.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Not every parent is going to be in the device, Nintendo patents a lot of stuff they never use, just on case. Stuff they test out that dies in development.

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

emptyquote my posts or die
the iphone 7 is the nx

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

Super No Vacancy posted:

the nx is being announced at apple's event tomorrow

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope
It's happening??

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Apple owns.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
Mario Run the NX

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope
Well super mario endless runner is not really "owning"

Boten Anna
Feb 22, 2010

so i cant keep up, is the nx just an iphone 7

im going to laff if my guess/prediction that the nx is mostly about a bunch of universal controller mounts for smartphones is actually correct

Boten Anna
Feb 22, 2010

also im so relieved they finally are putting the mario on the iphone so i can stop reading that lovely loving thinkpiece like twice a week

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
it's a mario endless runner

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
You can't run from your past mario

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax

Wheany posted:

Well super mario endless runner is not really "owning"

It's not an endless runner, these are designed levels, like the Rayman iOS and Android game.

Instant Sunrise
Apr 12, 2007


The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.

Boten Anna posted:

also im so relieved they finally are putting the mario on the iphone so i can stop reading that lovely loving thinkpiece like twice a week

hahahaha like actually putting mario on ios is going to stop those loving thinkpieces.

Boten Anna
Feb 22, 2010

Instant Sunrise posted:

hahahaha like actually putting mario on ios is going to stop those loving thinkpieces.

now they just need to put pokemon blue on the app store for US$599 and i will be free

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
What if Mario was the fugitive

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Why do you think he's hiding in another dimension? He has to stay in the Mushroom Kingdom because they don't extradite.

He'll say this is because the government doesn't want him leaking secrets, but we all know why Pauline pressed charges.

jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

But how does it taste? Yummy!
Dinosaur Gum
The full Super Mario Run press release is out there now. App is coming in December, free download that functions essentially as a demo, a single in-app purchase to unlock the full game, the previously announced Animal Crossing and Fire Emblem mobile titles will arrive by March 2017.

Gorgolflox
Apr 2, 2009

Gun Saliva
No Nintendo, you're breaking myyy heearrttt

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


An endless runner with real level design and completable courses? Sign me up!




When it comes to Android.

Alfalfa The Roach
Oct 13, 2012

You need to be a badass first.
Finally, Mario is in his rightful place

(I hope it's just a timed exclusive and it comes to Android too)

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax

Jonas Albrecht posted:

An endless runner with real level design and completable courses? Sign me up!




When it comes to Android.

If you want to see such a thing download one of the Rayman Jungle Run games.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

i'm glad ios users will get to experiece NSMB fatigue now too

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


greatn posted:

If you want to see such a thing download one of the Rayman Jungle Run games.

I might! I had no idea something like that already existed.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
the nx is

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

The NX will use phones as cartridges and then Amiibo for the create a character.

Put in your Razr and Samus amiibo for... nothing, they're both dead!

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Quest For Glory II posted:

i'm glad ios users will get to experiece NSMB fatigue now too

NSMB is such a weird franchise where the most recent one (U) is easily one of the best 2D Mario games ever made (not SMB3 or SMW good, but still really good), and yet the series is so stagnated that it's hard to give a drat about it.

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Endymion FRS MK1
Oct 29, 2011

I don't know what this thing is, and I don't care. I'm just tired of seeing your stupid newbie av from 2011.

Quest For Glory II posted:

i'm glad ios users will get to experiece NSMB fatigue now too

I know its a set price app but can I please have an IAP for a SMW or SMB3 skin? Please?

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