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I actually wouldn't mind if this were included in vehicles, but definitely with the option to turn it off. I'm frequently on my phone in traffic jams and end up missing the line moving. But I couldn't justify buying a chunky device to save me 1.5 seconds of missed driving.
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Young Freud posted:TBF, that loving cube just started popping up on my Facebook feed. It's hilarious when poo poo were trashtalking here pops up on Facebook like a week later, you got a head start on explaining why it's a bad idea. Also saw it in my Twitter feed and everyone replying wanted one.
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I was describing how silly it was to my roommates... Who then wanted them.
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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1091603874/box-bottle-opener-x-smart-bottle-opener Did we post the bottle opener that texts your friends yet?
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Batterypowered7 posted:https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1091603874/box-bottle-opener-x-smart-bottle-opener I really want all drinks to come in screw top bottles, just to do away with this sort of shite.
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Be sure to watch the video where in a guy is using the one-handed bottle opener because he is in bed about to have sex with a lady.
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Sunswipe posted:I really want all drinks to come in screw top bottles, just to do away with this sort of shite. Nice try, sucka Meet Screwy! The Bottle Cap Twister that Also Texts Your Friends! When ever you open a twist off bottle cap, Screwy will connect to your phone via BlueTooth and contact your friends on our Screwy App! What fun also there was a comforting 6 note jingle played on a ukelele while you were reading that last sentence
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But does the IoT bottle opener offer full support for IntrVentn, the web 3.0 service that uses complete IoT integration to let your friends know when it's time to talk about your problem?
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Kickstarter: Pointless, quirky unneccessary knickknacks and apps you can purchase today and maybe never get
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Whats an example of a kickstarter with a terrible presentation video that got funded anyhow? Besides doobies. Basically something that didnt need a slick promo bcz the product was actually good
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It's almost better when these awful Kickstarters fail to deliver, because if they succeed and send products they're inevitably lame and disappointing. On the other hand, if they go bankrupt or give up for any reason the backers can always imagine what could have been.
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Madcosby posted:Whats an example of a kickstarter with a terrible presentation video that got funded anyhow? Besides doobies. Basically something that didnt need a slick promo bcz the product was actually good The ouya football game that was totally legit and not them funding it themselves to get the prize money
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Madcosby posted:Whats an example of a kickstarter with a terrible presentation video that got funded anyhow? Besides doobies. Basically something that didnt need a slick promo bcz the product was actually good mine but it didn't make the big money
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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/857868511/the-aurora-outpost-restaurant-nightclub?ref=discovery a Star Wars/Star Trek Science fiction community gathering place and club in the Tulsa/Oklahoma city area. The Aurora Outpost restaurant/nightclub, a Star Wars/Star Trek Science fiction community gathering place, requiring at least 3.5000 sq. ft. to seat a minimum of 100 people for dinner. With many intergalactic foods! pronounced "gawk or Bantha Rib Our vision includes a bar area with a band playing on weekends, and a staging area for holographic bands during the week. Inside the bar area will have plenty of space for dancing and entertainment. Extraterrestrial musicians bust out, joined by up beat bands and DJ s spinning everything from dub to techno. Pledge $10,000 Red/Black VIP pass 4 people for 1 year No Reservation Fee, No Cover Charge and a thank you card. Also your VIP table will receive 1 complimentary appetizer, and your name as a Founding Father Large plaque on the wall and VIP seating in the nightclub as well as a invitation to the soft opening before the public and a private tour of the club. Also special code for yourself only to all interior cameras on our secured server with your computer. huh?
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Madcosby posted:Kickstarter: Pointless, quirky unneccessary knickknacks and apps you can purchase today and maybe never get A fool and his money are soon Kickstarted.
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Man its easy to find bad kickstarters https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1542203981/star-wars-the-force-awakens-comedy-spoof?ref=discovery this one is for a Force Awakens spoof check out the reward tiers, starting at $50
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Madcosby posted:Man its easy to find bad kickstarters quote:$50:
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Madcosby posted:Man its easy to find bad kickstarters I like the risk section. quote:The risks are lawsuits and shutting down of the project because Disney may not want this film to succeed. Also, my own cowardice, arrogance, and temper might disrupt the creation of the movie. Edit: really, that whole description is gold
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Madcosby posted:Man its easy to find bad kickstarters Ha! I wrote up a whole post about how stupid this was (especially the wacky Producer > Associate Producer > Co-Producer > Executive Producer tiers) before I noticed the guy wants $2 million for this. Yeah, this is a joke. It ... it has to be. Right?
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Harveygod posted:I read this post as "once they get to $50, they get weird, Check them out!" But, no, you meant that $50 is actually the lowest tiered reward...and even then it's literally for nothing. It gets better from there, with you paying for the privilege of writing and producing their film. Movie studios must be kicking themselves for not thinking of this.
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Sunswipe posted:I really want all drinks to come in screw top bottles, just to do away with this sort of shite. http://i.imgur.com/sigy86N.gifv
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Sunswipe posted:It gets better from there, with you paying for the privilege of writing and producing their film. Movie studios must be kicking themselves for not thinking of this. The greatest reward of all: Responsibility.
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Harveygod posted:The greatest reward of all: Responsibility. And at no level is there even a suggestion that you might get anything in return, like, I dunno... a copy of the movie. I don't think I've ever seen a kickstarter that doesn't at least say something like "A big thanks for your contribution!" at the no reward tier. I want to say this is a joke, but I've seen too many lovely kickstarters to be sure this isn't genuine.
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Mirage posted:Ha! I wrote up a whole post about how stupid this was (especially the wacky Producer > Associate Producer > Co-Producer > Executive Producer tiers) before I noticed the guy wants $2 million for this. I like his bio A young man who desires to become more than what he is currently. I lust to be more liberal in my happiness and therefore am enacting this project to pursue my on Happiness. I lust for a massive fortune, and this may be the first step.
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I'm gonna parody Star Wars! Nobody's ever done this before! Wow!
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Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your backers, up there on Backerclub, are walking into a trap, as is your Kickstarter project. It was *I* who allowed Disney to know of your copyright infringement. They are quite safe from your pitiful spoof. An entire legion of their best lawyers await it. Oh, I'm afraid the backer rewards will be quite undeliverable when the release date arrives.
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*spencer's gifts and it store cabal greedily rubbing their hands in the background*
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Once, I was a fan, now it's I who am the backer. Only a backer of failure.
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Back, or back not. There is no flexible funding.
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Waffleman_ posted:Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your backers, up there on Backerclub, are walking into a trap, as is your Kickstarter project. It was *I* who allowed Disney to know of your copyright infringement. They are quite safe from your pitiful spoof. An entire legion of their best lawyers await it. Oh, I'm afraid the backer rewards will be quite undeliverable when the release date arrives. Now witness the firepower of this fully FILED and SERVED Cease-and-Desist order!
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What the gently caress guys, you arent allowed to be writing these hilarious zingers without paying the 100 dollar fee. Im gonna go kickstart me a lawyer!
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Waffleman_ posted:Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your backers, up there on Backerclub, are walking into a trap, as is your Kickstarter project. It was *I* who allowed Disney to know of your copyright infringement. They are quite safe from your pitiful spoof. An entire legion of their best lawyers await it. Oh, I'm afraid the backer rewards will be quite undeliverable when the release date arrives. This is gold
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I went back to see if this had been posted but couldn't see it https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/230659454/scribble-a-revolutionary-pen-that-draws-in-any-col The Scribble is a revolutionary pen that can scan colors from any object and INSTANTLY reproduce the color on paper or a digital screen But now a completely different thing is seeking funds. https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/cronzy-pen-over-16-million-colors-in-your-pocket-art-gadgets#/ Just scan any object or click on the application on your smartphone, choose any color you like and start writing or drawing. Now with the benefit of this thread I can recognise the 'featured on wall' as a warning sign.
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Rapulum_Dei posted:https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/230659454/scribble-a-revolutionary-pen-that-draws-in-any-col truly revolutionary https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.jqrapps.colorididentifier https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.loomatix.colorgrab https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.leo.colorscanner
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:truly revolutionary the "on paper" part is the
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:the "on paper" part is the you snorkel every day optioonally
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Rapulum_Dei posted:I went back to see if this had been posted but couldn't see it quote:Dear backers,
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speaking of impossible projects, looks like Skarp is still not out. Some of the backers are finally coming to their senses after a year of delays and 3 months of silence: "Seems like kickstarter was right, and we the backers are suckers ! " https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/the-skarp-laser-razor-21st-century-shaving#/comments
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