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This was last night during the Roast of Rob Lowe. Unfortunately I can't find a video but it was so, so bad. There were shots of the audience just not laughing, I actually felt bad for her. Here are the jokes people made about her: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwoGrDa5g2c If someone finds a link to her roasting, please post it. It's so bad. edit: I found a working video link! jenny jones fan fucked around with this message at 17:24 on Sep 7, 2016 |
# ? Sep 7, 2016 17:12 |
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I found a transcript of her actual jokes but try to find a vid if you can “As a right-wing hatemonger, it’s fantastic to be at a big Hollywood shindig with all these glittering celebrities, that isn’t a fundraiser for Obama!” “David [Spade] is the perfect roast-master for the show. He’s successful enough that everyone knows who he is, but not so successful that he makes us feel threatened. He’s like the Mike Pence of comedy.” “If I could get just one person here to vote for Trump, it would be you, Ralph [Macchio]. People would be so surprised. I’d go up and say, ‘I got Ralph Macchio, he’s voting for Donald Trump.’ And they’d say, ‘Oh what a shock! Ralph is still alive???’ Just kidding, you look totally fantastic, it’s unbelievable, Ralph. Can you believe this guy is like 54? He looks incredible. Whatever you’ve been drinking, you’ve gotta send a few cases to Hillary.” “I’m honored to share this stage with a patriot, Rob Riggle, thank you for your service. You were a Marine for over 20 years, you’ve seen things no man should have seen, including ‘The Daily Show’ with Trevor Noah.” “Peyton Manning, I applaud your conservative convictions, I know you’re a big supporter of Jeb Bush. That’s a political contribution that will pay handsomely. Jeb got four delegates, which makes me laugh harder than any of the jokes tonight.” “I’m a big fan of Rob Lowe’s work, especially of course the taped threesome. To this day that remains the most authentic performance I have ever seen at a Democratic National Convention.”
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 17:19 |
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the conservative media establishment crashing and burning within the last week has been kind of incredible i expected the beast to shamble on for a bit before the jewish media cabal declared open season
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 17:20 |
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Comedy Central roast are bad so I don't watch them.
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 17:22 |
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I was just listening to Abe Lincoln's Top Hat, and they have on Ed Larson, one of the cowriters of the roast jokes. He was saying that Ann Coulter really could have done a good job if she had just loosened up, rolled with the punches, and read the jokes that the writers made for her. As is, it was another poor performance from somebody who is nearly nationally reviled.
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 17:27 |
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Gaunab posted:Comedy Central roast are bad so I don't watch them. they have some really funny parts to them
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 17:28 |
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Gaunab posted:Comedy Central roast are bad so I don't watch them. Do you not want to watch people tell ann coulter to kill herself to her face?
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 17:28 |
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gently caress Ann Coulter but some of those zings in the OP are not half bad idkFalun Bong Refugee posted:Do you not want to watch people tell ann coulter to kill herself to her face? Seems like what she wants tbh
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 17:30 |
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the reaction shots of ann coulters face whenever people just got up to the mic and called her a oval office to her face were pretty good. no real thought out jokes sometimes. they just repeatedly called her a oval office.
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 17:31 |
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I only kind of felt bad for her when Mike Pence did his huge awkward fake laugh and went 'GOOD ONE!' I thought that was bush league.
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 17:31 |
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how can anyone feel bad for that rear end in a top hat is beyond me. They shoulda went harder.
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 17:31 |
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cuck cuck im gay posted:I found a transcript of her actual jokes but try to find a vid if you can haha these are pretty good in text
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 17:40 |
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it is easy to empathize with our friends
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 17:41 |
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PureEvil6_13 posted:I only kind of felt bad for her when Mike Pence did his huge awkward fake laugh and went 'GOOD ONE!' I thought that was bush league. I didn't see Mike Pence there
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 17:42 |
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cuck cuck im gay posted:I found a transcript of her actual jokes but try to find a vid if you can Bold the funny plz
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 17:46 |
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the only place i want to see ann coulter roast is hell
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 17:48 |
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that Daily Show joke was actually pretty good honestly
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 17:56 |
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those are some very mean jokes i don't think i would want to be a roastee
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 17:58 |
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wasnt there a roast (i dont watch tv) with one of the jersey shore guys and the other guys all were really mean to him, as if they were a slightly more elite class of clown retard
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 17:58 |
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Iron Prince posted:the reaction shots of ann coulters face whenever people just got up to the mic and called her a oval office to her face were pretty good. no real thought out jokes sometimes. they just repeatedly called her a oval office. ann coulter is so ugly that she is a oval office!!! jajajaja
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 17:59 |
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gently caress the ROW posted:wasnt there a roast (i dont watch tv) with one of the jersey shore guys and the other guys all were really mean to him, as if they were a slightly more elite class of clown retard
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 17:59 |
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cuck cuck im gay posted:I found a transcript of her actual jokes but try to find a vid if you can Tbh these seem okay in text, not amazing or anything but if it was a known funnyman reading them i think they'd get laughs.
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 18:01 |
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whats wrong with that tower
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 18:03 |
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ArbitraryC posted:Tbh these seem okay in text, not amazing or anything but if it was a known funnyman reading them i think they'd get laughs. Yeah, if someone had charisma or comedic timing they could work. That's unfortunate for her though.
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 18:04 |
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gently caress the ROW posted:whats wrong with that tower it was at donald trumps roast and i think it was "the situation"
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 18:04 |
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quote:“Peyton Manning, I applaud your conservative convictions, I know you’re a big supporter of Jeb Bush. That’s a political contribution that will pay handsomely. Jeb got four delegates, which makes me laugh harder than any of the jokes tonight.” that one was p good
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 18:06 |
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Luvcow posted:it was at donald trumps roast and i think it was "the situation" Oh I see, theres been so many roasts. I bet dozens by now
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 18:08 |
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Jewel looks amazing.
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 18:18 |
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Sir_Charles posted:that Daily Show joke was actually pretty good honestly yeah idk what the delivery was like but some of these jokes are good in text
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 18:21 |
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Thanks Taco Bell cheesy core burritos.
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 18:23 |
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cuck cuck im gay posted:This was last night during the Roast of Rob Lowe. I'm finding the way the forum is changing this particular user name when quoted to be far funnier than the roast itself.
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 18:26 |
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Jimmy Carr would be probated or banned if he posted that "kill yourself" joke in gbs :-/
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 18:26 |
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Libelous Slander posted:Jimmy Carr would be probated or banned if he posted that "kill yourself" joke in gbs :-/ maybe he already was :o
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 18:31 |
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Darth123123 posted:Bold the funny plz I did.
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 18:53 |
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Glad all of her joke punchlines were political and only work if you already think Obama, Hillary, and Democrats are a good joke by themselves. I'm confused why she was even there.
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 18:56 |
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“I’m honored to share this stage with a patriot, Rob Riggle, thank you for your service. You were a Marine for over 20 years, you’ve seen things no man should have seen, including ‘The Daily Show’ with Trevor Noah.” that one is actually pretty good
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 18:57 |
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Teikanmi posted:“I’m honored to share this stage with a patriot, Rob Riggle, thank you for your service. You were a Marine for over 20 years, you’ve seen things no man should have seen, including ‘The Daily Show’ with Trevor Noah.” Its not bad in text but it was pretty bad on TV because Trevor Noah wasn't even there so it made little sense. Nobody really made fun of anybody that wasn't there other than her. Also someone sarcastically said "ooooh, take that Trevor Noah!!".
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 19:04 |
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yeah well the daily show sucks poo poo now and trevor noah sucked poo poo all the way from south africa to new york
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 19:06 |
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I heard the jokes have to be approved by the person getting joked on. I have no source to confirm, sadly. That would certainly take the punch away from them though.
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 19:07 |
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Red Suit posted:I heard the jokes have to be approved by the person getting joked on. I have no source to confirm, sadly. That would certainly take the punch away from them though. i have a source that says you are a turd eater. checks out
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