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Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002

by VideoGames
Hell Gem
Is this a bizarre hip hop tribute to Mario?

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Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
What's a good liveblog for this? The Verge is loving awful, Nilay is a moron.

TheWevel
Apr 14, 2002
Send Help; Trapped in Stupid Factory
the amazon thing was a false flag

robodex
Jun 6, 2007

They're what's for dinner

cowofwar posted:

Hold up, slashdot says Apple users are sheeple!

I'm surprised slashdot is still A Thing

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
https://www.amazon.com/b/?ie=UTF8&node=15196835011

Looks like dual lenses on the 7+ is confirmed.

Weedle
May 31, 2006




LmaoTheKid posted:

What's a good liveblog for this? The Verge is loving awful, Nilay is a moron.

http://live.arstechnica.com/apples-september-2016-iphone-event/

cowofwar
Jul 30, 2002

by Athanatos

robodex posted:

I'm surprised slashdot is still A Thing
Who needs Apple when you can easily build a phone with a headphone jack using only a breadboard and 20lbs of surplus parts?

fordan
Mar 9, 2009

Clue: Zero

Looke posted:

I would like a new iPod classic please

Seriously, my 160GB one was stolen from my car last month and I want one back. Or at least an iPod with 128GB.

cowofwar posted:

Hold up, slashdot says Apple users are sheeple!

Hold up, people still read Slashdot?

el_caballo
Feb 26, 2001
I hope I get to charge another device along with my iPhone constantly. Sometimes before I go to sleep or when I get to work I am sad that I only get to charge my iPhone and smile as its battery gets very tired over two years. If I could do this with another $80 device with tiny nonreplaceable batteries this would be the best thing.

Yes the iPhone 7 is for me I love it.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

Can't wait for my yearly Jony Ive wank video!

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Henrik Zetterberg posted:

Can't wait for my yearly Jony Ive wank video!

I want to hear him say "ah-pol" so bad right now.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

Can't wait for my yearly Jony Ive wank video!

They're going to (headphone)jack off on stage!

robodex
Jun 6, 2007

They're what's for dinner

cowofwar posted:

Who needs Apple when you can easily build a phone with a headphone jack using only a breadboard and 20lbs of surplus parts?

Slashdot will only cover it if it runs Linux

Sue
Apr 1, 2008

Oh no, please no jokes.
Ugh.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Oh Apple, you're so wacky and unpredictable like episodes of Leave It To Beaver.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


It's 10:01 where the hell is the 'live' video

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Kill me

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Apple with the best jokeyjokes money can buy.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


oh no tim cook james corden sing along

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY
this is awesome

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
anyone have a vlc stream link that works?

Sue
Apr 1, 2008

I swear, if by the end of this event I find another U2 album in my iTunes library, I'll switch to Windows!

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002

by VideoGames
Hell Gem
whos the angular black guy

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
This is the worst sitcom ever.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
oh my god

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


I don't think this is very good

bronin
Oct 15, 2009

use it or throw it away
what the gently caress is this

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


sweet hoe alabama

eames
May 9, 2009

what is happening :psyduck:

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH
"This is utter bullshit." -Steve Jobs

fordan
Mar 9, 2009

Clue: Zero
Something Tim thought up that PR couldn't talk him out of?

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Apple has officially become your grandma trying to Rickroll people in TYOOL2016.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Bum the Sad posted:

whos the angular black guy

Steve Jobs

ChadSexington
Aug 12, 2004
I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
iPhone 7 Pharrell edition confirmed.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
help please no tim stop destroying everything i love

eames
May 9, 2009

no new macs today but hey that karaoke more than makes up for it.

Caseman
Mar 21, 2006

this is the killer property that will skyrocket Apple Music to the top

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Updates: the EU has taken so much money from us that we had to remove the headphone jack

an angry penguin
Oct 12, 2007



I'm glad that's over.

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cage-free egghead
Mar 8, 2004
Okay so Tim's voice is shot and it's really bugging me.

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