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fourwood
Sep 9, 2001

Damn I'll bring them to their knees.

mattfl posted:

No Applewatch 2????

laff

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Here we go. Looks the same. Who cares

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


timb hands over to watch guy
watch guy hands over to niantic guy
niantic guy hands over to walking guy
walking guy hands back to niantic guy
niantic guy hands back to watch guy

cool

Space Robot
Sep 3, 2011

Ok, waterproof, atleast.

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002

by VideoGames
Hell Gem

shadowvine118 posted:

Ok, waterproof, atleast.

Thats what I needed.

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

Swim proof okay

CottonWolf
Jul 20, 2012

Good ideas generator

mattfl posted:

No Applewatch 2????

There you go.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

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Apple Watch: It makes your bike defy gravity.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Series 2, huh.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

The Apple Watch is such dirt

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002

by VideoGames
Hell Gem
I'll buy your dumb watch now, I'm tired of paying to get my fancy swiss poo poo serviced every few years

silentq15
Nov 28, 2008

Thwomp posted:

The Cube, the circle mouse, the Lisa...

Fair, it just feels so unnecessary. I think that's why I get annoyed anytime I see it. I don't think its a good thing that every time I see it I wonder why it exists.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


So all Apple devices are being thrown in water now.

Sue
Apr 1, 2008

The commercials are nice, though.

Steve Jobs will watch those with a smile from the afterlife.

CottonWolf
Jul 20, 2012

Good ideas generator

It's pretty deep.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


finally a watch gorgeous george can appreciate :flush:

Neron
Jan 14, 2008

Now you can catch pokeymans underwater

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

"that's pretty deep"

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Happy Noodle Boy posted:

So all Apple devices are being thrown in water now.

Apple has an evil plot to submerge North America with their earthquake machine.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
the watch cums water

Space Robot
Sep 3, 2011

It vibrates out the water? Ok then

Question Mark Mound
Jun 14, 2006

Tokyo Crystal Mew
Dancing Godzilla
Speaker water ejector feels like some scifi poo poo.

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Yeah eject that water.

Sue
Apr 1, 2008

I can make my watch squirt, oh gently caress, I need this.

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002

by VideoGames
Hell Gem
Robust

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

So all Apple devices are being thrown in water now.

The Mac pros were thrown in the garbage

fourwood
Sep 9, 2001

Damn I'll bring them to their knees.

Martytoof posted:

Series 2, huh.

It's like 80x better than "Apple Watch 2".

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
OK I'm down, looks like I can wear it kayaking hooray.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Apple torture device looking good.

CottonWolf
Jul 20, 2012

Good ideas generator

If this is a prelim to a completely water resistant iPhone, that's actually pretty big

Durzel
Nov 15, 2005


Now you can get mugged at the swimming pool!

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

i want my job to be the guy running the watchmill

cowofwar
Jul 30, 2002

by Athanatos
New tech revealed so far:

1. rubber gaskets in apple watch to make it water resistant.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Apple torture device looking good.

Enough about iWork

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

fourwood posted:

It's like 80x better than "Apple Watch 2".

Don't disagree, just thought it was different since they were doing iPhone # for forever.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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logikv9 posted:

the watch cums water

It simulates hundreds of thousands of strokes while they headphone jack off.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

CottonWolf posted:

If this is a prelim to a completely water resistant iPhone, that's actually pretty big

It is, Apple already leaked it on Twitter

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
The New Apple Watch: It measures your stroke efficiency.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
AN INDUSTRY FIRST LAST YEAR

A SYSTEM ON A CHIP

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prom candy
Dec 16, 2005

Only I may dance

CottonWolf posted:

If this is a prelim to a completely water resistant iPhone, that's actually pretty big

Honestly I can live with the headphone jack being removed if the phone is waterproof to 50m. Not worth it for IPX7 though.

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