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mAlfunkti0n
May 19, 2004
Fallen Rib
this ... keynote

so.......
much.
pausing;

cannot contain myself

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

cowofwar posted:

So is Apple just going to put the new phone on the store without discussing it due to embarrassment?

lol why do you think they tweeted the announcement before

it wasn't a mistake

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

Rirse posted:

Yeah it a feature right now to put 1 gb of music on the watch and use bluetooth.

:gizz::gizz:

Sue
Apr 1, 2008

Aluminium, Steel, Ceramic, Gold ...

They don't have many RPG sword materials left for Apple Watch 3.
Mithril? Laconium?

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Apple cannot handle my riddum, my pace.

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no
It's actually a 2GB limit right now, but only one playlist from your iTunes library.

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

hey guys....

ARE WE RUNNING TODAY?

SaturdayKnight
Mar 31, 2011

Has anybody made an Apple Watch Siri's 2 joke yet?

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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motivation isn't an electrical charge, fail.

Space Robot
Sep 3, 2011

"Hey fatty,
get off
your rear end"

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
Do they announce prices during these things?

Jolarix
Feb 28, 2004
Your reading skill has increased by +1 point(s).
At this rate they will overlap with Sony's conference.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Jolarix posted:

At this rate they will overlap with Sony's conference.

the thing people really care about :smith:

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

It doesn't end there!


WHY NOT 😭

cowofwar
Jul 30, 2002

by Athanatos
So uh why didn't Apple just build this run poo poo in to the watch OS instead of some dumb "NIKE RUN CLUB" fart app?

Also strava or it didn't happen.

Utnayan
Sep 26, 2002
PROUD MEMBER OF THE RAPIST DEFENSE BRIGADE! DO NOT BE MEAN TO RAPISTS, OR I WILL VOTE FOR THEM WITH EVER INCREASING VIGOR!
I am going to run away from anyone trying to sell me on this watch. And tie up a pair of old Reeboks.

CaptainCrunch
Mar 19, 2006
droppin Hamiltons!
"Are we announcing the iPhone today?"


"Just Do It Sunday."

eames
May 9, 2009

eames posted:

New Watch band counter: 5
New Mac Pro counter: 0

New Watch band counter: 8
New Mac Pro counter: 0

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Rolo posted:

Do they announce prices during these things?

Three tiers
$$
$$$
$$$$$$$$LMAO

Available Sep 30th

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

WithoutTheFezOn posted:

It's actually a 2GB limit right now, but only one playlist from your iTunes library.

Perfect, I assume I can use Apple Music subscribed songs?

fourwood
Sep 9, 2001

Damn I'll bring them to their knees.
Those are like 4 shades of the same color scheme, not 4 amazing new cool colors.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Jolarix posted:

At this rate they will overlap with Sony's conference.

I'm actually thinking of switching to that at noon. I can only take so much of Apple making GBS threads the bed.

robodex
Jun 6, 2007

They're what's for dinner
here at apple we are very committed to health, so without further ado, here's a fat black man to talk about running

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Running is poo poo. Sorry, Apple/Nike.

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

cowofwar posted:

So uh why didn't Apple just build this run poo poo in to the watch OS instead of some dumb "NIKE RUN CLUB" fart app?

Also strava or it didn't happen.

There's no way to get the data into strava from the existing apps?

Strava or nothing.

mAlfunkti0n
May 19, 2004
Fallen Rib


iPad pro photographer captured

cage-free egghead
Mar 8, 2004
Everyone in this presentation has some sort of speech impediment

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
369 I'll bite.

gently caress, pre-order. I wanted it now :(

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no

TraderStav posted:

Perfect, I assume I can use Apple Music subscribed songs?
I would assume so. You fire the sync from your phone, and for me it works with my (unloaded on the phone) iTunes Match songs.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


EL BROMANCE posted:

Running is poo poo. Sorry, Apple/Nike.
wrong

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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So they're rebranding a gps-less series 2 watch series 1....

Question Mark Mound
Jun 14, 2006

Tokyo Crystal Mew
Dancing Godzilla
Tim: "Oh hey new phone. Like the old one. We're out of time seeya!"

mAlfunkti0n
May 19, 2004
Fallen Rib

Martytoof posted:

369 I'll bite.

gently caress, pre-order. I wanted it now :(

Betting this is the 38mm though, if you want 42mm its probably $100 more or 399 to round it.

Catalyst-proof
May 11, 2011

better waste some time with you

EL BROMANCE posted:

Running is poo poo. Sorry, Apple/Nike.

ur fat

fordan
Mar 9, 2009

Clue: Zero
So my current Apple Watch isn't just 1 generation behind, it's 2 generations in one fell swoop.

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
I don't really care about the apple watch at all.

cage-free egghead
Mar 8, 2004
Here we go

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

Wait did he say when watchos2 is available?

Utnayan
Sep 26, 2002
PROUD MEMBER OF THE RAPIST DEFENSE BRIGADE! DO NOT BE MEAN TO RAPISTS, OR I WILL VOTE FOR THEM WITH EVER INCREASING VIGOR!
In the process of dumping all Apple stock.

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bronin
Oct 15, 2009

use it or throw it away
loving finally

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