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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

bump_fn posted:

oh what

i thought "courage" was a joke itt

did they really say courage

hahahahahahahaha

"The Verge posted:

This morning, Apple confirmed the fears of many technology enthusiasts and headphone owners worldwide: the 3.5mm headphone jack would not be making its way to the iPhone 7 and 7 Plus. In its place, the company will rely on three alternatives: a Lightning-compatible pair of new included EarPods; a pair of $159 wireless Bluetooth AirPods that require no physical connection; and a free dongle to connect old, analog headphones to the device. When describing this change, Apple marketing chief Phil Schiller gave a peculiar defense.

"The reason to move on: courage."

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
courage

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
courage

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

https://twitter.com/Toffile/status/773593457214517249

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
has anyone plugged the new lightning headphones into a Magic Mouse yet

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

what the heck is samuel f biddle up to these days anyway

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Wild EEPROM posted:

has anyone plugged the new lightning headphones into a Magic Mouse yet

its just the most faint distant screams pleading to "please let me out of here"

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
once again apple proves that the single best iPhone color of all time was graphite.

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

C.H.O.M.E posted:

if you want these the headphone jack existing does not stop you from getting them, it just makes the phone better than one without a headphone jack.
it forces headphone makers to switch to either of the better standards, wireless or lightning

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

thank u tim for driving innovation and dongles

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

lmao http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/09/07/reg_effort_to_attend_iphone_7_launch/?mt=1473281987450

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
is "lightning" just the faux apple proprietary of something standard, like thunderbolt

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

lightning is a non-poo poo usb connector with extra pinouts

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
15k and 20k watches don't exist anymore lol

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

C.H.O.M.E posted:

15k and 20k watches don't exist anymore lol
did patek philippe, JLC, and vacheron suddenly stop existing?

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

lightning is a non-poo poo usb connector with extra pinouts

is there a single device that has a female lightning port besides an ipad, iPhone, or some bullshit accessory specifically for either of those

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

did patek philippe, JLC, and vacheron suddenly stop existing?

hmmmm in the apple thread maybe i am talking about the apple watch it is crazy i know

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




lmao what a bunch of loving babies apple are

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

bump_fn posted:

is there a single device that has a female lightning port besides an ipad, iPhone, or some bullshit accessory specifically for either of those

noppers

your apple iphone headphones? you can not use them with your mac without yet another dongle.

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

C.H.O.M.E posted:

hmmmm in the apple thread maybe i am talking about the apple watch it is crazy i know
o

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

bump_fn posted:

is there a single device that has a female lightning port besides an ipad, iPhone, or some bullshit accessory specifically for either of those

magic mouse, OP

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
they are selling a couple $1200 watches but the 20k gold ones appear to be gone. when did that happen? with the s2 launch today or earlier?

or maybe i am stuck in the poor person store and need to clear my cookies to see the $20k watch?

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

C.H.O.M.E posted:

earpods are bad and the new ones with the fail plug will still be bad.

i've been p happy with my EarPods. idk.

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

the best input device, the magic trackpad, has one

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

C.H.O.M.E posted:

they are selling a couple $1200 watches but the 20k gold ones appear to be gone. when did that happen? with the s2 launch today or earlier?

or maybe i am stuck in the poor person store and need to clear my cookies to see the $20k watch?

eBay Platinum Reserve

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

the best input device, the magic trackpad, has one

what really

did they update it and put in a rechargeable battery so you have to lightning charge it

does charging it make it unusable too

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

bump_fn posted:

what really

did they update it and put in a rechargeable battery so you have to lightning charge it

where have you been :confused:

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

bump_fn posted:

what really

did they update it and put in a rechargeable battery so you have to lightning charge it

does charging it make it unusable too

it's on the bottom so you cant even possibly use it while charging it

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Sniep posted:

it's on the bottom so you cant even possibly use it while charging it

i know this was the case for the mouse but

really? on the trackpad too? jfc

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

bump_fn posted:

really? on the trackpad too? jfc

no, not on the trackpad

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/aevanko/status/773633197003251712

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

graph posted:

no, not on the trackpad

oh, ok, there's that at least but still

i just checked and apple at least still sells its usb keyboard that has the numpad built in, surprised they didn't kill that out of spite

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
think i might get a series one watch for running with

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

C.H.O.M.E posted:

noppers

your apple iphone headphones? you can not use them with your mac without yet another dongle.

maybe some one could make a usb -> lightning adapter that fits almost entirely inside a usb port???

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
o i thought you were talkin about the mouse

i dont have the new trackpad yet despite garfp yelling at me to a while back

i should do that once things settle down

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
i do not understand why you people are upset about the headphone port going

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Pissflaps posted:

i do not understand why you people are upset about the headphone port going

because i can't use the same headphones for my phone and my computer

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

bump_fn posted:

because i can't use the same headphones for my phone and my computer

you can do this even with an iphone 7 i still do not understand the problem please explain

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KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

bump_fn posted:

i just checked and apple at least still sells its usb keyboard that has the numpad built in, surprised they didn't kill that out of spite
guess what else they still sell, for $50 lol

http://www.apple.com/shop/product/M...521d5451c64faeb

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