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lol if you eat lovely room temp overnight floor pizza
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The Saurus posted:one time i ate a couple of slices from a sealed pizza box that was placed on the floor for an hour or two because there was no table space or fridge in the hotel I was staying in. so no. While I don't care about floor pizza, the correct way to do this is to put all your drinks in ice in the sink, put the pizza over the sink. If you don't have a microwave to heat it up then you use a lighter or something, jeez, do i have to do all the work?! Edit: Before you ask you wash your hands in the toilet and pee in the shower. If you have to poop you didn't order the right pizza.
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Sep 7, 2016 21:42
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Moridin920 posted:lol if you eat lovely room temp overnight floor pizza Lol if you dont
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Sep 7, 2016 21:45
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You whore bitches don't deserve a pizza like me
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Sep 7, 2016 21:46
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The correct way to enjoy a pizza is after it has been left to ferment on your fat hairy friend's back all night(topping-side down).
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Sep 7, 2016 21:49
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Out of r/theredpill we have: "the horrors of PC culture (bolding mine)quote:Heard this story from a friend of a friend, so I can't promise it's accuracy. I can vouch that I trust the person and believe it to be true. so his "friend" gets kicked out for being a potential rapist and he makes it a PC issue. Right.
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Sep 7, 2016 21:50
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as long as the pizza has enough pineapple i don't care how long it hqs been on the floor
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Sep 7, 2016 21:51
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The Saurus posted:one time i ate a couple of slices from a sealed pizza box that was placed on the floor for an hour or two because there was no table space or fridge in the hotel I was staying in. so no.
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Sep 7, 2016 21:51
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Solar Tornado posted:Out of r/theredpill we have: "the horrors of PC culture (bolding mine) the fuckin' comments in the thread man wow
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Sep 7, 2016 21:53
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Ha ha it was just a joke. How dumb was this woman to take it serious. By the way it's totally true, and I take it serious.
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Sep 7, 2016 22:00
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tater_salad posted:There are lots of not my faulters. Conspiracy theorists, people who believe aliens and the cabal are here to keep us down and use Chem trails to own out minds and keep us from being successful at whatever. At least the tin foil hat wearing Fox Mulder wannabes don't shoot up as many schools... or advocate rape...
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Sep 7, 2016 22:05
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Solar Tornado posted:Out of r/theredpill we have: "the horrors of PC culture (bolding mine) Ha ha guys, I'm just saying if I see anything cool I'm going to steal it. What? it's just a joke. -But for real anything that isn't secured is free game and it's my moral obligation to claim it. Whoa PC culture has gone mad why don't I get invited into people's houses anymore?
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Sep 7, 2016 22:05
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Pick posted:I literally think it is a problem that the only media representation is of impossibly attractive people, in fact legitimately impossibly attractive, if you look up those photographs of what for example porn stars look like with make up and without make up. But a state fair, that is goddamn humanity. Agreed. I really noticed it when I watched a few British TV shows. There were no freaks or hambeasts, but most of the characters were "hollywood ugly'. Some of them obviously didn't get braces as a kid. Some of them didn't have perfectly symmetrical faces. Some of the women were over 30.  It took a few minutes to register that they weren't actually ugly, they were just normal, average looking people of all ages. Still better looking than a lot of people you'll see at walmart.Meanwhile american TV people look like this:  Hey nerds, an average guy (no matter how socially awkward or poorly dressed) ought to be able to snag a Penny. Or at worst an Amy. Amy is the ugly one because her nose is a bit bigger than the ideal, and she doesn't curl her hair. The actors themselves could all easily be 8+ with different styling. No acne, no fatties, no facial irregularities. Above average physical specimens.
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Sep 7, 2016 22:22
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Stuntman posted:lol you ate floor pizza and you tryna take the moral high ground 😂😂 he's a big dumbass floor pizza eater lmao man I sure am jealous of the man married to clochette hahahaha
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Sep 7, 2016 22:24
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Facebook Aunt posted:The actors themselves could all easily be 8+ with different styling. No acne, no fatties, no facial irregularities. Above average physical specimens. How can you know for sure? We can't see all of their clavicles. But yeah, it always kinda bugged me that even the nerds on television are often above-average in looks.
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Sep 7, 2016 22:28
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Troposphere posted:he's a big dumbass floor pizza eater lmao You should be. I posted a pic of her on r/hottiesfortrump wearing my MAGA hat and everyone thought she was a hottie boombalottie
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Sep 7, 2016 22:38
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Dude I got the boombalatte at star bucks one time it was like 11 dollars. Props to you I guess, sounds expensive
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Sep 7, 2016 22:40
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The Saurus posted:You should be. r/badatjudginthings thinks MAI WAIFE is hot! Take that internet!
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Sep 7, 2016 22:41
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The Saurus posted:You should be.
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Sep 7, 2016 22:42
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Coolness Averted posted:r/badatjudginthings thinks MAI WAIFE is hot! Take that internet! Pathetic loser men also paid hundreds of dollars to spend time with her in a bikini at a gogo bar  I mean r/hottiesfortrump generally has pretty attractive people. A friend of mine said they think attractive young men and women like Trump because he's telling them it's okay to be successful/better than your peers instead of the modern liberal PC crowd who try to thinshame anyone who isn't an obese lardwhale. Stuntman posted:was this before or after you ate pizza off the floor? It was long after I ate pizza out of a sealed box that had spent a few dozen minutes on a clean floor.
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Sep 7, 2016 22:51
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Floor pizza is the new three olives condo: tedious poo poo that got ran into the ground a long time ago.
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Sep 7, 2016 22:53
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You whore bitches don't deserve my defensive ego.
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Sep 7, 2016 22:54
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Facebook Aunt posted:
I agree with you about most of this, but the guy who plays Howard looks fuckin' weird. And he always has. Even when he was younger and more ordinary looking in Arrested Development, he looks like a goddamn rodent.
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Sep 7, 2016 22:55
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The Saurus posted:Pathetic loser men also paid hundreds of dollars to spend time with her in a bikini at a gogo bar FYI pizza boxes do not seal.
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Sep 7, 2016 22:59
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The Saurus posted:Pathetic loser men also paid hundreds of dollars to spend time with her in a bikini at a gogo bar Nice meltdown idiot
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Sep 7, 2016 22:59
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green chicken feet posted:How can you know for sure? We can't see all of their clavicles. Like when they cast Joel Mchale, a man whose literal job is Being a Handsome Man, to play ugly awkward geek on the US version of the IT crowd. (the brit actor for Roy isn't actually an uggo either, but he is a more believable dork than Being a Handsome Man Joel McHale)
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Sep 7, 2016 23:03
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British television has a strange opposite problem as American television though, where it really encourages people to accept that life is terrible and that every person out there is a piece of poo poo. If there were a moral to British television, it would be "just lie back and take it, Because you are a piece of poo poo, and so is everyone else "
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Sep 7, 2016 23:08
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You really have to wonder what the average funeral attendance is
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Sep 7, 2016 23:12
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Facebook Aunt posted:Agreed. I really noticed it when I watched a few British TV shows. There were no freaks or hambeasts, but most of the characters were "hollywood ugly'. Some of them obviously didn't get braces as a kid. Some of them didn't have perfectly symmetrical faces. Some of the women were over 30. I really enjoyed that the show called Ugly Betty used an attractive lead and just put stupid looking stuff on her.  
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Sep 7, 2016 23:14
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Pick posted:British television has a strange opposite problem as American television though, where it really encourages people to accept that life is terrible and that every person out there is a piece of poo poo. If there were a moral to British television, it would be "just lie back and take it, Because you are a piece of poo poo, and so is everyone else " See: The Office
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Sep 7, 2016 23:15
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The thing is that the english want to put hot people on their television, but only have english people available.
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Sep 7, 2016 23:17
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Calico Heart posted:Like when they cast Joel Mchale, a man whose literal job is Being a Handsome Man, to play ugly awkward geek on the US version of the IT crowd. Whoa. I never saw the American version of The IT Crowd, but that is appallingly bad miscasting. Joel McHale is the go-to guy for Egotistical Douche.
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Sep 7, 2016 23:17
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Instead of casting Howard as a skinny midget that dresses like its the 70s they should have made a token nod to realism and cast him as a 450 pound man that dresses solely out of the big and tall section at wal mart and smells like he died three weeks ago.
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Sep 7, 2016 23:19
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Adam Vegas posted:I agree with you about most of this, but the guy who plays Howard looks fuckin' weird. And he always has. Even when he was younger and more ordinary looking in Arrested Development, he looks like a goddamn rodent.   Yeah, you're right, this guy is pretty average looking. Probably a 6 or 7, depending on his clavicle.
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Sep 7, 2016 23:19
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Pick posted:British television has a strange opposite problem as American television though, where it really encourages people to accept that life is terrible and that every person out there is a piece of poo poo. If there were a moral to British television, it would be "just lie back and take it, Because you are a piece of poo poo, and so is everyone else " but, learning this lesson will make you into a chill piece of poo poo loser, instead of a potential mass shooter piece of poo poo loser, which seems socially more desirable
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Sep 7, 2016 23:22
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Facebook Aunt posted:
Ok you know what, fair enough, looking at that first photo? I was wrong. Guy looks pretty good there. I guess I've just seen him in stuff where he looks strange.
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Sep 7, 2016 23:22
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What's like the average clavical for a dude? Mines not that long, maybe 8.63 inches, girls say it's a above average, but the thing is it's that mine is like really thick. Idk if that turns girls on or what, it's just really idk girthy I guess
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Sep 7, 2016 23:23
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darkhand posted:What's like the average clavical for a dude? Mines not that long, maybe 8.63 inches, girls say it's a above average, but the thing is it's that mine is like really thick. Idk if that turns girls on or what, it's just really idk girthy I guess It's not about length or girth you idiot, it's about having a shape that is pleasing to the eye.
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Sep 7, 2016 23:26
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FrankieGoes posted:It's not about length or girth you idiot, it's about having a shape that is pleasing to the eye. Omg that's such bullshit. Girls will gently caress a penis that looks like some sausage stuffed sideways into an isotoner glove if it's big. It's hard for them to find real love. 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Omg that's such bullshit. Girls will gently caress a penis that looks like some sausage stuffed sideways into an isotoner glove if it's big. It's hard for them to find real love. False to the former, truth to the latter.
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