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SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Anne Whateley posted:

I think the main goal has to be contrasting the rich, heavy, greasy meat. If you want it to be finger food, I would just go with crudités tbh. If you want a fancier version, you could do some kind of veggie spring rolls in lettuce or romaine leaves maybe?
This thought actually occurred to me some time after posting. Basically make salad but serve it wrapped in a lettuce leaf with a bowl o' dressing and dip it. All these suggestions are good! Could do the skewers too on the grill alongside the ribs. Decisions, decisions...

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nwin
Feb 25, 2002

make's u think

What's a tried and true method for cooking rice noodles? I'm looking to do a stir fry tonight with chicken and veg, but instructions for cooking rice noodles are all over the place. They are the flat noodles, similar to what you see in pad thai, not vermicelli. I'll be cooking the noodles, then adding them to the stir fry.

I've seen soaking in hot water for 10 minutes (how hot?), I've seen boiling for 2 minutes, I've seen soaking in cold water for 15 minutes...anyone have a concrete answer?

nominal
Oct 13, 2007

I've never tried dried apples.
What are they?
Pork Pro
So, a fellow goon turned me on to a local butcher shop's product, and ever since I tried it, I can't get it out of my head. I'm trying to copy it. The product is - and you should probably sit down for this - chili cheese bratwurst.

And it's loving amazing. Basically, take that flavor from chili cheese Fritos, and cram it into a brat. I have all the associated sausage making gear, so that part isn't really a problem. But I'm trying to crack the recipe that is this chili cheese flavoring, and I'm just not quite getting it. This is about the only thing I've been able to find online to use as a guideline. I think it needs more salt, for one thing, but it just doesn't quite have that strong chili cheese flavor. I'm getting some burn from the chili powder, which I like and I acknowledge that Fritos dont' really have, but... it doesn't really taste like, CHILI, you know? The cheese part I think I did get okay...I added some powdered cheddar to this test batch, plus I'll probably go with some 1/4 cheese chunks mixed in with the actual sausage before I case it.

Surely goons of all people would be sitting on chili cheese-everything recipes, right?

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

I need some help.

I have some leftover st. louis style ribs that my father had made, and I'm really looking to use the left overs up in a creative way.

I'm very tempted to make BBQ Spaghetti, but I'm unsure of how to do in a relatively lazy sort of way. Any advice on creating some sort of sauce for such a thing? All the recipes are of it being from complete scratch, and I'm not really wanting to go with that route.

I also have leftover baked beans if that would help in any sort of way.

Any help or any alternatives would be greatly appreciated.

paraquat
Nov 25, 2006

Burp

SMDFTB posted:

What's a tried and true method for cooking rice noodles? I'm looking to do a stir fry tonight with chicken and veg, but instructions for cooking rice noodles are all over the place. They are the flat noodles, similar to what you see in pad thai, not vermicelli. I'll be cooking the noodles, then adding them to the stir fry.

I've seen soaking in hot water for 10 minutes (how hot?), I've seen boiling for 2 minutes, I've seen soaking in cold water for 15 minutes...anyone have a concrete answer?

It depends on the noodles, I've got rice noodles that only need to be soaked in hot water and others that need to be boiled for four minutes.
So stop searching for instructions on the internet and read the back of the package.
The cooking instuctions are always somewhere on there in English and they are perfect for your noodles.

nwin
Feb 25, 2002

make's u think

paraquat posted:

It depends on the noodles, I've got rice noodles that only need to be soaked in hot water and others that need to be boiled for four minutes.
So stop searching for instructions on the internet and read the back of the package.
The cooking instuctions are always somewhere on there in English and they are perfect for your noodles.

I looked on the internet because one package's instructions left me with hard noodles that stuck together. However this other packages instructions worked great, so I guess I'll stick with this brand.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


FuzzySkinner posted:

I need some help.

I have some leftover st. louis style ribs

You sure do need help. Why would you ever have leftover ribs.

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.

FuzzySkinner posted:

I need some help.

I have some leftover st. louis style ribs that my father had made, and I'm really looking to use the left overs up in a creative way.

I'm very tempted to make BBQ Spaghetti, but I'm unsure of how to do in a relatively lazy sort of way. Any advice on creating some sort of sauce for such a thing? All the recipes are of it being from complete scratch, and I'm not really wanting to go with that route.

I also have leftover baked beans if that would help in any sort of way.

Any help or any alternatives would be greatly appreciated.

Leftover barbecue is surprisingly awesome in Chinese dishes. I recently made this with some leftover ribs and it was on point. Now I just do a riff on that any time I have leftover ribs or pulled pork or whatever.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


FuzzySkinner posted:

I need some help.

I have some leftover st. louis style ribs that my father had made, and I'm really looking to use the left overs up in a creative way.

I'm very tempted to make BBQ Spaghetti, but I'm unsure of how to do in a relatively lazy sort of way. Any advice on creating some sort of sauce for such a thing? All the recipes are of it being from complete scratch, and I'm not really wanting to go with that route.

I also have leftover baked beans if that would help in any sort of way.

Any help or any alternatives would be greatly appreciated.

Leftover meat flaked up into either just straight scrambled eggs or an onion/potato (or sweet potato), pepper and egg hash is pretty good.

couldcareless
Feb 8, 2009

Spheal used Swagger!
Good waffle mix recipe? Preferably one that I can prep the dry and wet ingredients separately the night before then combine the next morning without any detriment to the final product.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Left over BBQ goes into the BBQ beans.

The Midniter
Jul 9, 2001

I pressure cooked some adzuki beans because my wife wants to make a bean brownie recipe. I way overcooked them and they're fall-apart mushy, which is fine for brownies but I cooked 1 lb dry so there'll be a bunch left over. What should I use this for?

Also, I saved the bean broth (probably a quart or so worth). It's suuuuuuper thick and a beautiful dark red-brown. What would be a good use for this?

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
Just make red bean paste and then try a bunch of these things: http://www.foodhighs.com/2014/07/22/must-see-red-bean-paste-dishes/

Cavenagh
Oct 9, 2007

Grrrrrrrrr.

FuzzySkinner posted:

I need some help.

I have some leftover st. louis style ribs that my father had made, and I'm really looking to use the left overs up in a creative way.

I'm very tempted to make BBQ Spaghetti, but I'm unsure of how to do in a relatively lazy sort of way. Any advice on creating some sort of sauce for such a thing? All the recipes are of it being from complete scratch, and I'm not really wanting to go with that route.

I also have leftover baked beans if that would help in any sort of way.

Any help or any alternatives would be greatly appreciated.

I had some left over from labour day block party. Shredded it, mixed in Hoi Sin, Soy sauce, chilli paste and served it with scallion pancakes, cucumber batons and pickled radish. Pretty drat good.

Canuck-Errant
Oct 28, 2003

MOOD: BURNING - MUSIC: DISCO INFERNO BY THE TRAMMPS
Grimey Drawer

couldcareless posted:

Good waffle mix recipe? Preferably one that I can prep the dry and wet ingredients separately the night before then combine the next morning without any detriment to the final product.

My go-to:

2c AP flour
1/2 tsp salt
2 tbsp sugar
3 tsp baking powder

1-1/2 cups milk
2 eggs
4 tbsp melted butter (or canola oil or whatever)
1/2 tsp vanilla extract (optional)

Mix wet into dry until no clumps appear.

If you want to get fancy you can add up to a cup worth of nuts, fresh fruit, cooked grains or cooked potatoes or whatever. You can also replace 1 cup of flour with cornmeal if you want a waffle for savory stuff - it actually works quite well, just skip on the vanilla extract if you do :v:

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Does anyone have recipes for Muscovy Duck? It's a duck that weighs between 6 and 8 pounds, more like a goose size. I've heard it's a bit tricky due to how big and ducky it is.

In related news, there are 4 rear end in a top hat muscovy male ducks that will be getting suspiciously tasty treats of rosemary and garlic for the next few days.

SurgicalOntologist
Jun 17, 2004

I'm not sure if this is the right place to ask, but if there's a "Swedes living in the US thread" I don't know where it is.

I'm a big fan of Kalles, a creamed cod roe paste in a toothpaste tube. I've been enjoying this breakfast for a while:



I got a 3-pack on Amazon for $50 as a novelty but I want more. It's too expensive to keep getting it shipped so I'm wondering if there's a domestically sourced alternative. It only costs like 3 pounds per tube in the UK so I figure I should be able to find something similar in the US that's reasonably priced. Any ideas?

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
That's not a thing that Americans eat, really. Your best bet is an international supermarket or something like that.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






SurgicalOntologist posted:

I'm not sure if this is the right place to ask, but if there's a "Swedes living in the US thread" I don't know where it is.

I'm a big fan of Kalles, a creamed cod roe paste in a toothpaste tube. I've been enjoying this breakfast for a while:



I got a 3-pack on Amazon for $50 as a novelty but I want more. It's too expensive to keep getting it shipped so I'm wondering if there's a domestically sourced alternative. It only costs like 3 pounds per tube in the UK so I figure I should be able to find something similar in the US that's reasonably priced. Any ideas?

Ikea has it.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


SurgicalOntologist posted:

I'm not sure if this is the right place to ask, but if there's a "Swedes living in the US thread" I don't know where it is.

I'm a big fan of Kalles, a creamed cod roe paste in a toothpaste tube. I've been enjoying this breakfast for a while:



I got a 3-pack on Amazon for $50 as a novelty but I want more. It's too expensive to keep getting it shipped so I'm wondering if there's a domestically sourced alternative. It only costs like 3 pounds per tube in the UK so I figure I should be able to find something similar in the US that's reasonably priced. Any ideas?

Not quite so cheap but:

https://smile.amazon.com/ABBA-Kalle...s=kallas+kaviar

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010

So I have 6 apples that need to be used quickly. It isn't really enough for an apple pie, so I'm kind of at a loss as to what to do with em. Suggestions?

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
Bake em. Make a crumble or a cobbler.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


I like baking turkey thighs in a dutch oven on a bed of sliced onions, topped with peeled and cored apple slices and dusted with a little cumin, salt and cayenne pepper.

Bake at 350F for 1h covered then toss in the apple slices and cook uncovered for about another 30m until the apples start to brown up good at the tips.

Makes a nice fall type dish.

couldcareless
Feb 8, 2009

Spheal used Swagger!

Canuck-Errant posted:

My go-to:

2c AP flour
1/2 tsp salt
2 tbsp sugar
3 tsp baking powder

1-1/2 cups milk
2 eggs
4 tbsp melted butter (or canola oil or whatever)
1/2 tsp vanilla extract (optional)

Mix wet into dry until no clumps appear.

If you want to get fancy you can add up to a cup worth of nuts, fresh fruit, cooked grains or cooked potatoes or whatever. You can also replace 1 cup of flour with cornmeal if you want a waffle for savory stuff - it actually works quite well, just skip on the vanilla extract if you do :v:

Doing a tailgate waffle bar so this is perfect, really like the savory cornmeal option as well. Thanks a bunch

Canuck-Errant
Oct 28, 2003

MOOD: BURNING - MUSIC: DISCO INFERNO BY THE TRAMMPS
Grimey Drawer

couldcareless posted:

Doing a tailgate waffle bar so this is perfect, really like the savory cornmeal option as well. Thanks a bunch

Make absolutely sure you use baking powder and not baking soda or it won't rise at all. Oh, and one other thing you can do is to throw a couple slices of bacon on after pouring in the batter, so the bacon cooks into the waffle.

the littlest prince
Sep 23, 2006


Why does Omaha steaks recommend 6-8 minutes of grilling on each side? Isn't the ability to cook a rare burger the entire point of irradiated ground beef? Is it just because poor handling can still contaminate it?

I'm aware there's a burger porn thread that could answer this but I'm about a year behind and don't want to lose my place in it.

SymmetryrtemmyS
Jul 13, 2013

I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg

the littlest prince posted:

Why does Omaha steaks recommend 6-8 minutes of grilling on each side? Isn't the ability to cook a rare burger the entire point of irradiated ground beef? Is it just because poor handling can still contaminate it?

I'm aware there's a burger porn thread that could answer this but I'm about a year behind and don't want to lose my place in it.

It's standard CYA corporate procedure. If they recommended less, if someone got sick, they would be potentially liable.

Also:

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

the littlest prince posted:

Why does Omaha steaks recommend 6-8 minutes of grilling on each side? Isn't the ability to cook a rare burger the entire point of irradiated ground beef? Is it just because poor handling can still contaminate it?

A poor handling CYA, I think. It's also possible for contamination to have occurred in the supply chain after radiation exposure. More generally, irradiation is a good thing to do to it regardless of your planned cook time- afaik there's no downside for these products, so ideally they'd do it with everything. It's costly from a few perspectives, though, which is why it would be done exclusively with ground beef (which is way more vulnerable to/prone to contamination than others in a bunch of ways).

Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Sep 8, 2016

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"
For more cakey recipes like cookies or banana bread where the recipe asks for a stand mixer, can I just mix the stuff by hand anyway, or with a handheld mixer? Or will the stand mixer do it in some way better than either of those in a way that can't be replicated?

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
you can, but it will take longer, and you will need to be very thorough to ensure you get the right consistency to the whole of your mix

e: referring to mixing by hand that is.

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

I never use a mixer when I bake cookies & cakes and everything more or less comes out. Maybe I could get better results with one, but that's just too much effort. So I say bake without one and if it turns out like poo poo then get a stand mixer.

Edit: I also hate myself so I've whipped egg whites and whipping cream with a whisk before. I remember the egg whites not being so bad but the whipped cream was a total pain.

Eeyo fucked around with this message at 03:28 on Sep 9, 2016

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I've never used a stand mixer and don't know anyone who has one. They're just an effort saving tool, not necessary. If you bake a ton it might be worth getting one?

Cookies and banana bread are probably 2/3 of the little baking I do and I can't imagine why you'd need a stand mixer for either of those.

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012

Fruits of the sea posted:

So I have 6 apples that need to be used quickly. It isn't really enough for an apple pie, so I'm kind of at a loss as to what to do with em. Suggestions?

Jewish Apple Cake: https://smittenkitchen.com/2008/09/moms-apple-cake/

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Grand Fromage posted:

I've never used a stand mixer and don't know anyone who has one. They're just an effort saving tool, not necessary. If you bake a ton it might be worth getting one?

Cookies and banana bread are probably 2/3 of the little baking I do and I can't imagine why you'd need a stand mixer for either of those.

I've done very very little baking before so I just figured I would ask. Thanks, guys!

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

Eeyo posted:

Edit: I also hate myself so I've whipped egg whites and whipping cream with a whisk before. I remember the egg whites not being so bad but the whipped cream was a total pain.

I've done egg whites with an old mechanical hand-mixer and even that was a pain, I can't imagine doing them by hand was any fun. A powered hand-blender is perfect for egg-whites and a stand-mixer is way overkill.

The dough hook gets the most work out of anything on mine, and only on larger batches where it'll actually catch what's in the bowl. To ballpark, I wouldn't use a stand mixer for anything with less than 3-4 cups of flour in it personally, unless you need a very uniform consistency (like... when creaming butter I guess? But that's another job for an electric hand-mixer)

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


Fruits of the sea posted:

So I have 6 apples that need to be used quickly. It isn't really enough for an apple pie, so I'm kind of at a loss as to what to do with em. Suggestions?

Tarte tatin

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



How long do basil, sage, and chives keep in the fridge? My coworker planted a bunch that she wants to get rid of before first frost, so she offered me some.

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010

FishBulb posted:

Bake em. Make a crumble or a cobbler.

Thanks, you made my roommates very happy!

I only saw the other suggestions after, but I should have plenty of opportunities to try them out this fall. Upside down tart should make for a good conversation piece.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

22 Eargesplitten posted:

How long do basil, sage, and chives keep in the fridge? My coworker planted a bunch that she wants to get rid of before first frost, so she offered me some.

Basil and chives are fairly short lifespan, sage can last a couple weeks.

http://www.seriouseats.com/2015/04/the-best-way-to-store-fresh-herbs-parsley-cilantro-dill-basil.html

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Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Basil you can keep a while out of the fridge, put it in a glass stem down with water like flowers in a vase. It'll stay good a while. If you leave it long enough it'll even sprout roots and you can plant it if you want.

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