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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Flesh Forge posted:

Emma Stone and Emma Watson will make sure that name will not go away for a long time.

Yeah it's been in the top 5 given the last few years I think.

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WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
Whenever I see someone with the name Ezekiel, I think they must be Amish or from a similarly ultra religious background. Like, a Children of the Corn background. It just never penetrated pop culture enough like John and Michael and all those other bibical names.

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
Sure it did. It just mostly happened under the shortened form "Zeke" instead.

Big Bad Voodoo Lou
Jan 1, 2006

WickedHate posted:

Whenever I see someone with the name Ezekiel, I think they must be Amish or from a similarly ultra religious background. Like, a Children of the Corn background. It just never penetrated pop culture enough like John and Michael and all those other bibical names.

Religious, almost certainly. The central character of the great new Netflix show The Get Down is named Ezekiel (and goes by "Zeke"), but he's a half-black, half-Puerto Rican kid in his late teens, growing up in the Bronx in 1977 (which means he would have been born in the '60s). That all computes.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

reignonyourparade posted:

Sure it did. It just mostly happened under the shortened form "Zeke" instead.

I dunno, even Zeke is pretty hillbilly-ish.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

prefect posted:

Also, "Agnes" is an old-woman name.




OK, she's like 60 now, but still.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


I think it's kind of a generational thing. Like, in the 30s, a guy named Zachary would be a grizzled old prospector type, while Shirley was a common girls' name, while now Zachary (although he probably goes by some variation of 'Zach') is some kid playing Pokemon Go while Shirley is yelling at him to get off her dang lawn.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Actually, young Zachary is an overgrown kid smearing his steaming brown poop all over the DC films

Roadie
Jun 30, 2013

mind the walrus posted:

Ezekiel is biblical with a unique cadence so there will always be some goober who thinks it'll make their kid cooler without actually needing to be edgy.

"My name is Ezekiel Dubstep Jones."

The Lord of Hats posted:

This isn't really that closely related to costumes or anything, but Horokoshi is the rare artist who actively enjoys drawing hands, and it's remarkable just how much Hagakure is able to emote despite only her hands being visible.

That's a really clever variant of the "Invisible Man wears glasses/bandages" thing.

Timeless Appeal posted:

Vampirella should be dressed in red pantsuit that maintains the big white collar of the traditional costume. Have her look very posh with gently caress off heels that still make her come off as vaguely dominatrixy while having her dress in something that isn't somehow more objectifying than just being naked.

I could dig Vampirella doing kind of a "posh dominatrix version of Deadman's costume" look.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

prefect posted:

Also, "Agnes" is an old-woman name.

Buckets
Apr 10, 2009

...THE CHILD...
Man it's weird how much people shrink as they age.

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Buckets posted:

Man it's weird how much people shrink as they age.

I think the growing part is more weird to be honest. I was a baby?!?

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Is that where those last two panels came from? :psyboom:

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Yes. I can also show you where the "this is fine" dog came from.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Lurdiak posted:

Yes. I can also show you where the "this is fine" dog came from.

I have seen that one; I'm not a total farmer. :colbert:

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

DarkCrawler posted:

I think the growing part is more weird to be honest. I was a baby?!?

This was one of the weirdest realisations I had during the first few months of being a dad.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


prefect posted:

I have seen that one; I'm not a total farmer. :colbert:

Ah, but what about this?

Lurdiak fucked around with this message at 15:25 on Sep 7, 2016

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

Love that comic but never seen it chopped up for reaction images

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
That cartoon gives me good Ren n Stimpy vibes.

Like maybe in an alternaverse John K. smoked some good weed and chilled the gently caress out and went into webcartooning, and his designs didn't turn into sausagepeople.

Pacra
Aug 5, 2004


Goddamn it the high heels. How can you have a sword and shield and expect to fight super powered villains in high heels aARGGHHH :mad:

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

They're wedges.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Wonder Woman is magic

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Combat stilettos, knives for your feet

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Flash and Cyborg look like they need to go back to the Lazer Tag arena. Batman looks like he's about to burst out that suit and marshmallow fluff will spill out. Superman legit looks like that Rob Liefeld Captain America drawing. Wonder Woman is actually decent but the bodice still looks way too uncomfortable, especially for someone with more of an "ancient warrior" bent. Aquaman looks like the perfect intersection of Khal Drogo, Thor, and Drax in a way that's not too offensive in its own right but when put side by side with the rest of these weirdos is just disappointing.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

SynthOrange posted:

Combat stilettos, knives for your feet

Rules of Nature playing over Wonder Woman's fight scenes would be an improvement, admittedly.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Batman, more like Fatman lol

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

Flesh Forge posted:

Batman, more like Fatman lol

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
The only good thing about current DC movies is fat batman.

FAT BATMAN
Dec 12, 2009

Wow, thanks. :blush:

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

CharlestheHammer posted:

The only good thing about current DC movies is fat batman.

Fatman

Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

I like that flash. It streamlines him and gives him an interesting silhouette that is distinct from the other superheroes in the lineup, and it looks kind of like really specialised sportswear or something. It's a good look. It emphasises his thighs and downplays his arms, too, which is a good way to communicate that his thing is running.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

LEG DAY

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Red Bones posted:

I like that flash. It streamlines him and gives him an interesting silhouette that is distinct from the other superheroes in the lineup, and it looks kind of like really specialised sportswear or something. It's a good look. It emphasises his thighs and downplays his arms, too, which is a good way to communicate that his thing is running.

I get the logic but the way they broke up the color scheme makes him look like a Bionicle.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)


Laugh, and grow fat!

Ashcans
Jan 2, 2006

Let's do the space-time warp again!

mind the walrus posted:

Flash and Cyborg look like they need to go back to the Lazer Tag arena. Batman looks like he's about to burst out that suit and marshmallow fluff will spill out. Superman legit looks like that Rob Liefeld Captain America drawing. Wonder Woman is actually decent but the bodice still looks way too uncomfortable, especially for someone with more of an "ancient warrior" bent. Aquaman looks like the perfect intersection of Khal Drogo, Thor, and Drax in a way that's not too offensive in its own right but when put side by side with the rest of these weirdos is just disappointing.

I am actually ok with Wonder Woman (wedges aside). Given the actual look of ancient greek armor would include things like sculpted pecs/abs and belly buttons, I think the bodice is in theme. I do wish that they had made it come all the way up to her shoulders/neck so that it more closely mirrored the look, though. I'd also prefer her skirt to be longer/more armored, but again it actually copies the hoplite look reasonably well.


I have no idea why you would cast Jason Momoa for the part and then give him a costume that covers him up so much. Especially since Aquaman has already had very iconic looks that were bare-chested. If they wanted him to look a little more combat ready maybe they could have gone gladiator-style and given him one shoulder and sleeve to match the trident.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

WickedHate posted:

Rules of Nature playing over Wonder Woman's fight scenes would be an improvement, admittedly.

Her movie theme's about 60% of the way there anyway.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Ashcans posted:

I am actually ok with Wonder Woman (wedges aside). Given the actual look of ancient greek armor would include things like sculpted pecs/abs and belly buttons, I think the bodice is in theme. I do wish that they had made it come all the way up to her shoulders/neck so that it more closely mirrored the look, though. I'd also prefer her skirt to be longer/more armored, but again it actually copies the hoplite look reasonably well.

This is just my preference--I really want to see a Wonder Woman who looks like a scrapper when she goes into combat. Someone who can move and move fast, and part of that is being able to twist her torso whenever she wants. A bodice like she's wearing is great when she's being a Diplomat (e.g: rubbing elbows with power players who were the types who actually wore that sculpted armor in Ancient Greece/Rome), but when it's time to fight she'll pull that poo poo off to reveal a light leather tunic/bodice deal.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Ashcans posted:

I am actually ok with Wonder Woman (wedges aside). Given the actual look of ancient greek armor would include things like sculpted pecs/abs and belly buttons, I think the bodice is in theme. I do wish that they had made it come all the way up to her shoulders/neck so that it more closely mirrored the look, though. I'd also prefer her skirt to be longer/more armored, but again it actually copies the hoplite look reasonably well.

A hard armor bodice/bustier that goes up under the armpits is really uncomfortable/downright painful. I mean I agree it looks kind of hot but I feel sorry for Gail Gadot, wearing that.

e: aside from that everything is over-greebled and hard to look at but that's hollywood
cyborg looks like some poo poo out of a Michael Bay Transformers movie

Flesh Forge fucked around with this message at 14:57 on Sep 8, 2016

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Ashcans
Jan 2, 2006

Let's do the space-time warp again!

mind the walrus posted:

This is just my preference--I really want to see a Wonder Woman who looks like a scrapper when she goes into combat. Someone who can move and move fast, and part of that is being able to twist her torso whenever she wants. A bodice like she's wearing is great when she's being a Diplomat (e.g: rubbing elbows with power players who were the types who actually wore that sculpted armor in Ancient Greece/Rome), but when it's time to fight she'll pull that poo poo off to reveal a light leather tunic/bodice deal.

I think the diplomat aspect is an important part of the character, so its ok if its played up in the costume. I'm a little uncertain of having too many costume changes in a movie. It does work sometimes when it's part of a clear pivot though, like when Captain America switches from his goofy USO costume to the combat mode once he decides to take control and actually punch some Nazis. So in that sense you could have Wonder Woman arrive in her rad diplomat gear and then when whatever happens that she has to get punchy she switches.

Flesh Forge posted:

A hard armor bodice/bustier that goes up under the armpits is really uncomfortable/downright painful. I mean I agree it looks kind of hot but I feel sorry for Gail Gadot, wearing that.
Yea, I am sure it isn't comfortable. I know that a lot of the hero costumes in general are pretty torturous to actually wear for the actors but its probably bad even on that scale. That maybe comes back to the above and you'd could drop it for a punchier outfit. I suspect that Cyborg is pretty miserable there too, but his whole costume is a mess so its just injury to insult.

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