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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Fashionable Jorts posted:

What's with the sudden love of right wingers calling Hitler a socialist? I'm seeing it everywhere lately, so I'm wondering which of those awful talk show hosts (or Trump) is mentioning it.
Nah, they've been doing it for years. It says so right on the tin, doesn't it?

what they neglect to mention--and probably neglect to know--is that there was a sincerely socialist wing of the party. Until, of course, they were murdered or sent to the camps.

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Lagomorphic
Apr 21, 2008

AKA: Orthonormal
They've been using that false equivalency for at least 20 years. You're just seeing it all the time now because of Bernie Sanders's presidential run.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
The military is super socialist. They take in taxes to buy supplies and pay troops with government money.

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.
I can't believe people out there sincerely think that the NSDAP was socialist.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Laurenz posted:

I can't believe people out there sincerely think that the NSDAP was socialist.

They don't think past the name, ever. It's just a convenient label for them, but nothing more.

Hardcordion
Feb 5, 2008

BARK BARK BARK

Laurenz posted:

I can't believe people out there sincerely think that the NSDAP was socialist.

It's "evidence" for their side of the argument so why would they bother thinking any deeper about it?

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
Also remember that Abraham Lincoln was a republican, so black people should vote for Trump :downs:

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



mng posted:

Also remember that Abraham Lincoln was a republican, so black people should vote for Trump :downs:

https://youtu.be/90mFGwYJ0s8

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice
More people mad about a (different) guy not standing for the national anthem to the point of making a revenge fantasy update during a game.



Edit: Wait, there's more.

Blind Pineapple has a new favorite as of 03:35 on Sep 9, 2016

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Brandon Marshall, the Jets WR, got a lot of awful in his Twitter mentions immediately after because racists can't bother to fact check.

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'


We are the land of free. U can exteriorize your right to burn your American flag. However I love my right to bare arms so I can shoot your stupid rear end for trying to burn mine

Between the BLM movement, Isis attacks, political differences and a over paid bitch boy refusing to stand up for the national anthem. Only thing I can say is, Merle Haggard said it best when he sang "fightin side of me".

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Lottery of Babylon posted:

We are the land of free. U can exteriorize your right to burn your American flag. However I love my right to bare arms so I can shoot your stupid rear end for trying to burn mine

Between the BLM movement, Isis attacks, political differences and a over paid bitch boy refusing to stand up for the national anthem. Only thing I can say is, Merle Haggard said it best when he sang "fightin side of me".

Please make sure to ware sunscreen on your arms fellow klan member



The best part is reading the tweets where people are directed to the correct Marshall and they still get pissy

https://twitter.com/Yawnsatspin/status/774068938518867968

Metrofreak
Mar 17, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

I have nothing but absolute contempt for these loving idiots. gently caress you.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

kirbysuperstar posted:

I have nothing but absolute contempt for these loving idiots. gently caress you.

I'll probably be told how wrong I am, but I find the people who go "Good, let darwin sort them out" to be just as bad. Like it's not ever okay to let these idiot's children suffer because you want to be smug about natural selection.

It goes for those who want to practice alternative medicine, or anti-vaxxers, or anything that can put themselves or their family in more danger than necessary.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
To say nothing of preying on those desperate and hopeless.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/774023424498892800

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

state.goy, priceless

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
You mean copyright state.goy

HellCopter
Feb 9, 2012
College Slice
Those are OCR errors, apparently. The original document has them spelled correctly.
It also reveals that the email is about a visit to the UN, so it's completely unrelated anyway.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Well it's also dated 2009.

Thank you wiki leaks for this relevant piece of info that you totally did not push out just because it fits the newest right wing theory.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/774221596416434176

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Haha, holy poo poo.

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


It's literally a spontaneous reaction too so the correction was (even more) useless.

Andrast has a new favorite as of 15:04 on Sep 9, 2016

orange sky
May 7, 2007

spontaneous
[spon-tey-nee-uh s]
Spell Syllables
Synonyms Examples Word Origin
See more synonyms on Thesaurus.com
adjective
1.
coming or resulting from a natural impulse or tendency; without effort or premeditation; natural and unconstrained; unplanned:
a spontaneous burst of applause.
2.
(of a person) given to acting upon sudden impulses.
3.
(of natural phenomena) arising from internal forces or causes; independent of external agencies; self-acting.
4.
growing naturally or without cultivation, as plants and fruits; indigenous.
5.
produced by natural process.



Did he mean instantaneous? I don't even known.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
No I'm pretty sure he meant spontaneous but just has no clue what he's talking about.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost
Everything to do with cancer on social media is a cancer on social media

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Somfin posted:

Everything to do with cancer on social media is a cancer on social media

That cancer is one illness with one cure is the biggest misconception among the general public. It's the equivalent of someone claiming to have a cure for all infections or all viruses.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



EmmyOk posted:

That cancer is one illness with one cure is the biggest misconception among the general public. It's the equivalent of someone claiming to have a cure for all infections or all viruses.

Which is the second biggest misconception among the general public :tinfoil:

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost
^ Tax brackets.

EmmyOk posted:

That cancer is one illness with one cure is the biggest misconception among the general public. It's the equivalent of someone claiming to have a cure for all infections or all viruses.

My grandmother has just had a malignant tumor removed, and learning what 'malignant' actually means in cancers and tumors, and how chemotherapy actually works, was fascinating in that 'we are fragile dying machines' sort of way.

(Malignant just means 'structurally unsound,' or rather, 'the cells that make up the tumor aren't nicely put together and it's probably falling apart and spewing cancerous cells all over your bloodstream,' which is how you can end up with liver cancer- cancerous tumors made up of liver cells- in your lungs and brain. Benign tumors maintain their structure and are made up of cells that will still fit together nicely and maintain their structure even though they're growing like mad. They can still gently caress you up but they're unlikely to cause tumors elsewhere in the body if they're removed, because they're likely to all get removed in one fell swoop.)

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



(I meant "someone claiming to have a cure for all infections or all viruses" is the second biggest)

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
The cure for cancer is to just get all that cancer outta there.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
Well if the cancer was legitimate...

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

That first dude seems to have transitioned from a Daniel Bryan fan to a Damien Sandow fan in mid sentence.

dirksteadfast
Oct 10, 2010

Be careful, this is a vampire trick. Always be skeptical of strange gods at your doorstep.

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

orange sky posted:

spontaneous
[spon-tey-nee-uh s] ...

Did he mean instantaneous? I don't even known.

He's being condescending about her language, 'spontaneous' makes it sound like it just happens outta nowhere and he's saying 'um actually it happens FOR A REASON' and pushing his glasses up his nose like a hardcore nerd who is missing the loving forest for the trees because he was so excited to poo poo on a lady.

Imagine a teenage girl saying the word 'spontaneous' like its the word 'random' and giggling, that is what he is imagining. Because she is a lady.

EDIT: Basically he's rolling in assuming a certain tone based on her femininity and then talking down to her (a real actual person), based on his stupid mind-projection of her from the way he read her words. In his head, the way he heard her saying this was so WRONG he had to correct it.

StrangersInTheNight has a new favorite as of 17:40 on Sep 9, 2016

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Why I'll never date a feminist

M'lady writer posted:

There’s plenty of examples of how the justice system has failed victims. But, it also fails men. The Father’s Rights Movement reports that only 14 percent of custodial parents are fathers. Mothers are more likely to be awarded child support. Women are more likely to graduate college, they live longer, are less likely to die in the workplace, less likely to go to prison and extremely less likely to die in war-time combat.

....

People who are more loyal to their gender and not their significant other don’t make good partners. They will always look at you as inherently more fortunate than them. They’ve bought into the “battle of the sexes” mentality and it often pervades their perceptions of romance. Romance turns into a power struggle rather than a partnership.

There are complex advantages and disadvantages to being a man or a woman in America. No doubt, men enjoy privileges that women don’t but that boat goes both ways.

The comments eviscerate the guy.

LOL:

https://twitter.com/WilhelmW0lfgang/status/773946551840415744?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005



I don't think this guy is likely to be dating anybody.

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TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

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