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I like to start with the inside side. No good reason, just habit really. What do you Goons do?
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 16:31 |
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.... toilet paper?
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 16:32 |
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the side covered in poo poo
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 16:53 |
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I use the edge because I'm edgy.
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 16:55 |
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I dab a bit of unicorn jizz on each sheet square, enscribe do i a perfect circle of glinting silver as my target and make sure my will is done, as the lord's and my toilet wipe is perfect, a harmonious imitation of how I imagine god himself must wipes his rear end
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 17:02 |
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The rough side is for "collection" and the smooth side is for "polishing." I feel like I'm explaining this to coworkers biweekly.
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 17:10 |
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Unctuous Cretin posted:The rough side is for "collection" and the smooth side is for "polishing." I feel like I'm explaining this to coworkers biweekly. Wait there is actually a difference in texture between the two sides? My mind is blown.
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 17:13 |
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Unctuous Cretin posted:The rough side is for "collection" and the smooth side is for "polishing." I feel like I'm explaining this to coworkers biweekly. how often does this conversation come up do you work at a nursery for retarded bear cubs or something
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 17:14 |
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But both sides are the same???
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 17:14 |
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hth posted:how often does this conversation come up Biweekly, at least. I work in "distribution."
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 17:16 |
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I use the side that says gently caress YOU and has a picture of the OP's mom on it.
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 17:27 |
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there should be a rough side and a smooth side you're to use the rough side to clean yourself if you have lovely paper that doesnt do this i feel bad for your rear end
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 17:29 |
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I wrap it around my finger and gently caress my butthole clean
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 17:30 |
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Bert Roberge posted:I use the side that says gently caress YOU and has a picture of the OP's mom on it. Very rude, Bert Roberge
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 17:30 |
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you people reuse toilet paper after the first swipe? are you really that poor?
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 17:48 |
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side?
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 18:11 |
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how could you not know about the two-grit paper?
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 18:13 |
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Outside. Don't you dare look at me, bitch. You face the toilet while I use you.
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 18:13 |
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sheryl crow posted:only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 18:20 |
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I use the help wanted side first, then the box scores if necessary
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 18:24 |
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Toilet paper is for animals OP
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 18:26 |
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I use the side with the little bumps on the paper. When I'm done, I rinse it, hang it on the towel rack and let it dry for the next bowel movement. Saves a ton of money.
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 18:40 |
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ROFLburger posted:you people reuse toilet paper after the first swipe? are you really that poor?
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 18:50 |
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the more important question is do you sit or stand to wipe
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 18:51 |
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I don't know, I don't keep track because I'm not a crazy person.
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 18:52 |
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Traxis posted:the more important question is do you sit or stand to wipe Do a squat. Cheeks spread better. RatHat posted:I don't know, I don't keep track because I'm not a crazy person.
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 19:12 |
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The tube
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 19:18 |
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I use a fistful of leaves THE WAY GOD INTENDED.
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 19:42 |
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The edge
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 19:43 |
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I ball it up into a giant wad and wipe the poo poo out of my rear end. Then I toss it in the toilet. I dont want to "reuse" the same wad because I dont want to touch poo poo. But, I don't have a dainty butthole so I always buy the rolls with 9 billion sheets on them so that I'm not being particularly wasteful and one roll lasts a while.
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 20:29 |
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i prefer the white part but normally it's easier to just leave it on the roll and stick the whole thing up my rear end
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 20:31 |
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 20:35 |
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I twist it into a mobius strip and drape it over the toothbrush holder to finish using later.
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 20:40 |
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i just take off the white paper wrapper and let the cardboard do its job
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:02 |
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Inside and outside? Bog roll in the UK is the same on both sides... Once you;ve taken it off and folded it both sides are identical and I have no clue which was "inside" or "outside". (I sit & lean btw, it's the only way, but it does eventually lead to toilet seat breakage as the hinges slip left/right every time you lean).
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:09 |
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I go flaccid, bend my dilz backwards and give myself a urine bidet
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:13 |
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After I poop I stand up and bend over, facing the toilet, I thread the toilet paper between my legs and then around my back and over the shoulder and just ducking pull until I'm done wiping
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:15 |
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The more appropriate question is WHOSE side of the toiler paper im using OP
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:16 |
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I use a good colourless, odourless toilet paper where both sides are the same. It a is a good Slavic paper for true men who don't like to have brown stains on their Adidas underwear.
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:20 |
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