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I was just coming here to post this, so instead I'll have to go with: quote:NC man with machete chases clown into woods http://m.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/crime-law/police-nc-man-machete-chases-clown-woods/nsSYg/
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Knoxville wedding vendors surprise groom with leukemia and bride with free wedding http://www.wbir.com/mb/news/local/knoxville-wedding-vendors-surprise-groom-with-leukemia-and-bride-with-free-wedding/314793839 Surprise! You got leukemia! 
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Dixville posted:Knoxville wedding vendors surprise groom with leukemia and bride with free wedding quote:"It couldn’t have been anything but God, God answering prayers and working through all these people,” said Adams. Good old God. What a nice guy to give them all that. Oh no, wait. God gave him leukemia. What an rear end in a top hat.
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They reworded it, but now it comes across as both of them having leukemia. This is fantastic.
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I had no clue leukemia was transmissible, that poor woman 
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Calgary man loses testicles while trying to ‘fill scuba tank with weed smoke’ http://www.isthatlegit.com/calgary-man-loses-testicles-while-trying-to-fill-scuba-tank-with-weed-smoke/
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Lime Tonics posted:Calgary man loses testicles while trying to ‘fill scuba tank with weed smoke’
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I was just coming here to post this, so instead I'll have to go with: I'm more worried by the article mentioning that there have been several other clown sightings in the area, including a clown attempting to lure children into the woods with candy and a clown with a machete trying to lure a woman into the woods. Is Winston-Salem the latest real life horror movie setting?
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Really hoping that it's viral marketing for the new IT movie
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Really hoping that it's viral marketing for the new IT movie I think there's a new Rob Zombie movie featuring evil clowns too.
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I like the fact that the man called the police first. "I won't be here when you arrive, I'll be busy trying to hunt them down with a machete."
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More from It came from Florida... A Florida Walmart wants you to 'Never Forget' a great deal on Coke products  quote:
 
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From an Australian perspective where we're not quite so sensitive on the topic of 9/11, that display is honestly really creative and good looking but I can see why they had to take it down.
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It's missing an airplane made from Pepsi cans off to the side.
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Sep 8, 2016 23:23
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Collateral Damage posted:It's missing an airplane made from FTFY
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If they’d left it up longer, someone with a mobility scooter would have crashed into it. I guarantee it. Some of the employees at that Wal★Mart are too young to remember 9/11.
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Golf club hunts mystery man who keeps making GBS threads in the holes
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Intoluene posted:From an Australian perspective where we're not quite so sensitive on the topic of 9/11, that display is honestly really creative and good looking but I can see why they had to take it down. It's well done. In fact, if it was done by an artist or something, it would be a pretty amusing parody of the interplay of petty nationalism and capitalism. Except it was real.
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Here's a better one" Texas mattress store blasted for tone-deaf ‘Twin Tower Sale’ commercial, days before 9/11. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZmM-2gj5Gc
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The MSJ posted:Here's a better one" Texas mattress store blasted for tone-deaf ‘Twin Tower Sale’ commercial, days before 9/11. I like this one. It feels like whoever came up with it just wanted to do a retarded joke commercial, rather than the faux-lovely patriotism of the Wal Mart one.
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Welcome to the 1930s, I guess? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gef
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Aesop Poprock posted:Welcome to the 1930s, I guess? listen, not a lot happens on the Isle of Man other than the TT
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Man charged over 'piggyback requests' to women out running
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New parasite species is named after Obamaquote:US scientists have discovered a new species of a parasitic flatworm that infects turtles in Malaysia, and named it after Barack Obama as a way of honoring the US president. Time for another stuff related to Malaysia: Donald Trump's allegedly amazing health has got nothing on this man quote:The Pahang state legislative assembly was today taken by surprise when Menteri Besar [state governor] Adnan Yaakob suddenly took off his shoes and lifted his left leg to his face.
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chitoryu12 posted:I'm more worried by the article mentioning that there have been several other clown sightings in the area, including a clown attempting to lure children into the woods with candy and a clown with a machete trying to lure a woman into the woods. I grew up there. If your idea of horror is endless strip malls, sure. Maybe it's not a clown, it's my mom's ghost. EDIT: If this were about 20 years ago I can almost hear my mom asking my brother which of his dumbass friends is doing this.
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Humerus posted:Florida woman arrested after fight with twin sister over vibrator, boyfriend A few days late, but of course their last name is "Creamer".
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Hoover Dam posted:I grew up there. If your idea of horror is endless strip malls, sure. Maybe you grew up in Clemmons? Winston had strip malls, but they're hardly endless. FWIW I think the clown thing is a hoax of some sort, either viral marketing in very poor taste, or some sort of prank targeting primarily low-income minority neighborhoods. It's happened in a couple other places in NC and SC at least, and it always seems to be in poor posts of town. It's pretty lovely, whatever it is.
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dobbymoodge posted:It's happened in a couple other places in NC and SC at least, and it always seems to be in poor posts of town. Maybe it was a leprechaun.
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Never forget. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-Rt56n-vC4
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http://www.vice.com/read/deep-inside-the-chain-pub-piss-dungeon
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The character edited out of Catch 22.
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These two people clearly don't know that the Internet is full of sites for matching people with weird fetishes up with each other.
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Well, it could've been worse. The price sign could have been cut into the shape of an airliner.
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Humerus posted:More from It came from Florida... Ground zero indeed.
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There's Milo cereal?! 
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Rollersnake posted:There's Milo cereal?! They have certainly existed in other parts of the world for years. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Nn4VSV8Ujk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNDDHqSUOus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ljdo9daPodY
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