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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Ray Parlour > Serie A 16/17: I was eating my second testicle due to stress
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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

 Wages came out and Higuain makes 7.5m a year. In no surprise, Juventus is top followed by Inter. Then there is a 40m gap between them and Milan.

Fiorentina's highest paid player is Borja Valero and is worth every penny.

http://m.imgur.com/a/KBIWa
http://m.imgur.com/834JJVh
http://m.imgur.com/GG0MsDl

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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Bonaventura's salary compared to some of the garbagemen above him is a crime.

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Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



 lol http://www.football-italia.net/91058/agent-%E2%80%98zaza-had-napoli-deal%E2%80%99

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Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




 Ferrero's got some, shall we say, choice words for Antonio Cassano

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“He is not a very intelligent person,” slammed President Ferrero on Rete Sport.

“Evidently he decided to make himself into a sacrificial lamb. He must’ve said to himself: ‘I am Cassano, a great player who gave so much to football, so if I stand here and train alone then someone will talk about me.’

“Maybe he also thought: ‘If I actually play, then will they stop talking about me?’ He behaved very badly, so now it’s only right he stays there and reflects on the situation.

“I was prepared to pay his entire wages if he went to Entella. He could’ve ended his career on a high, maybe taking them into Serie A, but he turned me down. I spoke to him twice, then gave up.

“When Antonio argued with our lawyer Romei, I said we’d write a letter of dismissal and he gave me his word of honour that he’d leave. Instead, nothing.

“Tough, he’ll spend a year under a duvet and train wearing socks.”
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abuse culture.
Sep 8, 2004

Troy Queef posted:

Ferrero's got some, shall we say, choice words for Antonio Cassano

drat, cassano's an idiot next you'll be telling me totti can barely read

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Finally official

https://twitter.com/SerieA_TIM/status/774194291342204928

* # ? Sep 9, 2016 12:12
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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Can't wait for my drunken rant to ruin Christmas for everyone.

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Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Lol, that's 1,000 times worse than the proposed Idea of playing a regular season game in the states. At least it will be a nice cool 100 degrees for the boys to play in by then.

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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Gigi Galli posted:

Can't wait for my drunken rant to ruin Christmas for everyone.

Mine were worse. I'm kinda glad I don't drink anymore.
I'm sure I'll still rant though

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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Seltzer posted:

Lol, that's 1,000 times worse than the proposed Idea of playing a regular season game in the states. At least it will be a nice cool 100 degrees for the boys to play in by then.

They've already played there once; it's marginally better than China because at least the time zone is close. If it was the coppa italia final I'd be mad but let's be real, nobody really cares about this trophy. Especially me I definitely don't care at all!!!!

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Looks like Pjanic will finally get his debut and chubby lad Higuain will get his first start.

And as canepazzo knew, no Berardi for Sassuolo - but Defrel is out injured too, so that means Matri is starting.

* # ? Sep 10, 2016 14:49
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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
It's a real shame that Berardi and Defrel are out, but I will do an endless lol if Matri scores (he wont).

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Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



 GON ZA LO

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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Well.

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Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
Nice goal, also I don't like the Juve kits

* # ? Sep 10, 2016 17:08
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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
aww man, my stream is so far behind. I need to go switch to crappy SD TV feed.

But anyways, :getin:

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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
At least Sassuolo are making an effort. Politano nearly scored right before Higuain did.

* # ? Sep 10, 2016 17:09
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Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



 Buffon's save right before the goal was very good too

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
loving hell, worth every penny

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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
:eyepop:

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Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
:eyepop: Gonzalo calm down

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Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



 God drat I love that guy, totally worth the money

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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Lol at Di Francesco looking at his watch and realizing it's only been 10 minutes

* # ? Sep 10, 2016 17:13
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Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



 https://twitter.com/jup1897/status/774641892558532608

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Dybala being too unselfish for his hermano there

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Mods rename me JuPornTM

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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

trem_two posted:

Mods rename me JuPornTM

Lol

* # ? Sep 10, 2016 17:19
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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Khedira was onside there, I think

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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

trem_two posted:

Khedira was onside there, I think

And by a lot

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
lmao poor Sassuolo

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Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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quote:

Juventus striker Gonzalo Higuain using 'fat' jibes as motivation

Gonzalo Higuain says the more people call him fat, the more goals he will score for Juventus

Seltzer posted:

All you guys hosed up majorly
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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
I would like if Juve signed a bad player

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canepazzo
May 29, 2006



 Kinda starting to regret my toxx now...

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Gigi Galli posted:

I would like if Juve signed a bad player
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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

trem_two posted:



The golden years.....

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Sandro put it right onto that guy's foot

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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Antei has been garbage all match but that terrible goal was good.

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Khedira should come off, he's liable to tear an ACL or break his neck by the way things are looking

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
that doesn't look good for Lemina

E: looks like he's fine I guess

trem_two fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Sep 10, 2016

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
lol that scramble in front of goal, how did Juve not score

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