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old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
Homemade egg salad? Would so hard.

The poop slugs, not so much.

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GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Trent posted:

Jar sauce isn't an "abomination" even if it's not the best thing.

Jarred alfredo is a ten-year-old boy walking to the liquor store at 8:00AM on a Tuesday because Mommy is too "sick" to buy her own “medicine”

Waterslide Industry Lobbyist
Jun 18, 2003

ANYONE WANT SOME BARBECUE?

Lipstick Apathy
From Facebook:

When the local deli hooks you up with a tempeh rueben!
#lunchvibes #tempeh #rueben #vegetarianfoodporn #vegetarian
#sandwichporn #eeeeeats #vsco #mooresdeli #burbank

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Dabir posted:

You can't just call everything poo.

Those are clearly live slugs.

After a while I'm sure they still turned into the former.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Waterslide Industry Lobbyist posted:

From Facebook:

When the local deli hooks you up with a tempeh rueben!
#lunchvibes #tempeh #rueben #vegetarianfoodporn #vegetarian
#sandwichporn #eeeeeats #vsco #mooresdeli #burbank



Why yes, I would like a sandwich comprised entirely of beige for lunch. How did you know?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

cyberia posted:

Why yes, I would like a sandwich comprised entirely of beige for lunch. How did you know?

Let's leave egg salad out of this.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Rollersnake posted:



I wouldn't normally just post my own dinner, but my wife's reaction seemed to indicate that I should.

Don't eat cat turds my man

RNG
Jul 9, 2009

Waterslide Industry Lobbyist posted:

From Facebook:

When the local deli hooks you up with a tempeh rueben!
#lunchvibes #tempeh #rueben #vegetarianfoodporn #vegetarian
#sandwichporn #eeeeeats #vsco #mooresdeli #burbank



For the real deal you gotta make your own tempeh.




Caption on the second one was "underside looks marbled."

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
She (?) seems to think grossly visible mold goes with fermentation?

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RNG
Jul 9, 2009

TotalLossBrain posted:

She (?) seems to think grossly visible mold goes with fermentation?

There are a couple of comments on it along the lines of "I'm Indonesian and make my own tempeh and it's not supposed to look like that."

Fashionably Great
Jul 10, 2008
I've tried to like tempeh many times and I've finally come to the conclusion that tempeh is loving disgusting and people shouldn't eat it. I love some gross vegetarian/vegan food abominations but that poo poo just tastes weird.

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


NotAnArtist posted:

Don't eat cat turds my man

I miss making pickled okra, I should plant okra next season and make some again.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

I think okra is the only thing I've put in my mouth that genuinely made me gag

RNG
Jul 9, 2009

Fried okra is good in the way that (any green vegetable battered and fried) is good.

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010
I didn't think anything vegetarian could match the rotten "pig" leg charcuterie but man that's gross

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

Sakurazuka posted:

I think okra is the only thing I've put in my mouth that genuinely made me gag

Why anyone would want to eat a vegetable that basically jizzes in your mouth is beyond me.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Meet tororo, or grated mountain yam:



It's essentially snot in a bowl, a description that came quickly and naturally the first time I encountered it. Many years later, I was pleased when my Japanese sister said she wasn't too fond of tororo, citing its texture, and her husband said, "Yeah: it's like snot in a bowl."

Oh, but you can add a raw egg! Maybe that'll help! :smithicide:

Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild

Hirayuki posted:

Meet tororo, or grated mountain yam:



No joke, I would try it.


Sakurazuka posted:

I think okra is the only thing I've put in my mouth that genuinely made me gag

It's definitely up there as one of the worst things I have had the displeasure of eating.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

I love okra. Its probably how it gets served where I grew up though. Either in yong tau foo where its stuffed with fish paste:



or indian style, stuffed with spices and fried:

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
I know it's not really fair to do so considering who prepared it, but I'm pretty set on never trying okra again after having it for the first time at a golden corral (battered+fried). I don't mind some strongly flavored vegetables like brussel sprouts but the okra I had was just foul.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Eating okra for the first time as an adult is pretty rough. I've had it a few times and I still don't know if I like it or hate it. I eat a piece, make a face that seems to indicate that I hate it, but then take another piece. Maybe it's like Moxie (soda) and the second bite (sip) is just to kill the aftertaste from the first, and so on. It's insidious!

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Jarred alfredo is a ten-year-old boy walking to the liquor store at 8:00AM on a Tuesday because Mommy is too "sick" to buy her own “medicine”
OK, this is true. I was referring to red sauce, but I was admittedly unclear. Jarred alfredo is universally loathsome, which is extra stupid since unlike red sauce it doesn't take forever to just make it yourself.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Sakurazuka posted:

I think okra is the only thing I've put in my mouth that genuinely made me gag

Get some fuckin' spicy-rear end shrimp-and-sausage gumbo in you, learn the place okra was meant to be

FetusSlapper
Jan 6, 2005

by exmarx

Trent posted:

Eating okra for the first time as an adult is pretty rough. I've had it a few times and I still don't know if I like it or hate it. I eat a piece, make a face that seems to indicate that I hate it, but then take another piece. Maybe it's like Moxie (soda) and the second bite (sip) is just to kill the aftertaste from the first, and so on. It's insidious!

OK, this is true. I was referring to red sauce, but I was admittedly unclear. Jarred alfredo is universally loathsome, which is extra stupid since unlike red sauce it doesn't take forever to just make it yourself.

Before I learned basic cooking I used to love those packets with noodles and alfredo sauce powder, just cook in some milk or something. The sad thing is making it is dead easy, its just cooked noodles with butter and grated Parmesan cheese.

For anti-food porn don't understand how mystery meat(spam, canned chicken, roast beef, etc) is always more expensive/pound than the real thing. I like a can of spam every once in a while, but it is at least 3$ a tin around here and I could get 2 pork shoulder "steaks" for the same price. I'd also end up with some bones to toss in the next pot of beans. I almost always prefer to get fresh or frozen meat now instead of the canned stuff, because there is always some kind of smell to it that never really cooks off. And then a few hours later, your pee starts to stink of that same smell.

*edit* meat is spelled m e a t.

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ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

:v:

Trent posted:

OK, this is true. I was referring to red sauce, but I was admittedly unclear. Jarred alfredo is universally loathsome, which is extra stupid since unlike red sauce it doesn't take forever to just make it yourself.

I mean, it takes longer than splooshing some jarred into a pot, setting the heat to 4 and stirring. Sometimes it's just a tradeoff between self-loathing and your time, y'know?


once a buddy of mine made a passable pretend rose sauce by mixing together jarred alfredo and jarred tomato sauces. This was before I really knew better

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
I didn't know the main stumbling block of okra was taste, tastes like any other starchy green to me.

You usually hear people freaking out about its internal structure. Whats the phobia called again where you are scared of voids because they look like eyeballs or egg sacks or whatever that freaks everyone out about lotus seed pods? Okra's like that if you medallion it:


Or else in its solo preparations, if you cook it too long it just starts oozing glue. That's generally considered a good thing in stews, but jizzing paste into your mouth is less than ideal when eating it as its own thing.

Jarred red sauce isn't an abomination or anything but it costs like $5 for the equivalent of 50 cents of canned tomatoes. Canned tomatoes do all the heavy lifting of stewing tomatoes, and they are usually better ripeness and cultivars than the produce department trash tomatoes. You can whip together a red sauce in the time it takes to boil a pot of tomatoes that way.

e.

FetusSlapper posted:

For anti-food porn don't understand how mystery meat(spam, canned chicken, roast beef, etc) is always more expensive/pound than the real thing. I like a can of spam every once in a while, but it is at least 3$ a tin around here and I could get 2 pork shoulder "steaks" for the same price. I'd also end up with some bones to toss in the next pot of beans. I almost always prefer to get fresh or frozen mean now instead of the canned stuff, because there is always some kind of smell to it that never really cooks off. And then a few hours later, your pee starts to stink of that same smell.
Canned meats are like pure protein and fat, where most of the refrigerated or frozen cuts you are going to get from the average grocery store have huge amounts of added water.

zedprime has a new favorite as of 16:04 on Sep 9, 2016

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

Hirayuki posted:

Meet tororo, or grated mountain yam:



It's essentially snot in a bowl, a description that came quickly and naturally the first time I encountered it. Many years later, I was pleased when my Japanese sister said she wasn't too fond of tororo, citing its texture, and her husband said, "Yeah: it's like snot in a bowl."

Oh, but you can add a raw egg! Maybe that'll help! :smithicide:

This stuff is good on top of a bowl of rice with a raw egg yolk and a little soy sauce. You can also julienne it rather than grating it and eat with soy sauce and wasabi to keep it more firm.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
pickled okra is a fine thing.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Trent posted:

Eating okra for the first time as an adult is pretty rough. I've had it a few times and I still don't know if I like it or hate it. I eat a piece, make a face that seems to indicate that I hate it, but then take another piece. Maybe it's like Moxie (soda) and the second bite (sip) is just to kill the aftertaste from the first, and so on. It's insidious!

The only Moxie I had was a couple cans from a 12pack we bought when we were vacationing in NH, is it really universally disliked? It was fine to me, not in my top favorite sodas but just tasted like what it is, caffeinated root beer

Then again I like the flavor of most sodas that aren't diet, I don't remember the last time I disliked a soda that wasn't just a weird specialty flavor

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I'm big into herbal, bitter drinks so Moxie is really good. But I prefer chinotto or sanbitter, those really smack your mouth.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Hirayuki posted:

Meet tororo, or grated mountain yam:



It's essentially snot in a bowl, a description that came quickly and naturally the first time I encountered it. Many years later, I was pleased when my Japanese sister said she wasn't too fond of tororo, citing its texture, and her husband said, "Yeah: it's like snot in a bowl."

Oh, but you can add a raw egg! Maybe that'll help! :smithicide:

Weird, going by this thread, putting an egg on it seems to be the solution to most food problems.

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

Hirayuki posted:

Meet tororo, or grated mountain yam:



It's essentially snot in a bowl, a description that came quickly and naturally the first time I encountered it. Many years later, I was pleased when my Japanese sister said she wasn't too fond of tororo, citing its texture, and her husband said, "Yeah: it's like snot in a bowl."

Oh, but you can add a raw egg! Maybe that'll help! :smithicide:

I misread this as "grated mountain yak" and saw this as a wet-floured bone being grated into a bowl at first. :downs:

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

I misread this as "grated mountain yak" and saw this as a wet-floured bone being grated into a bowl at first. :downs:

Would.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
Fried okra is good, pickled okra is good, gumbo with okra is good. I haven't found an application of okra I don't like and I wonder what weird rotten okra you guys have been eating.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Butt Ox posted:

Fried okra is good, pickled okra is good, gumbo with okra is good. I haven't found an application of okra I don't like and I wonder what weird rotten okra you guys have been eating.

Same and I didn't experience okra until I was well in my 20's.

VoidBurger
Jul 18, 2008

A leap into the void.
The burger in space.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Butt Ox posted:

Fried okra is good, pickled okra is good, gumbo with okra is good. I haven't found an application of okra I don't like and I wonder what weird rotten okra you guys have been eating.

You can get fresh okra for like two weeks of the year here, otherwise it's frozen, canned, or pickled. Come to think of it I've never seen pickled available.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I don't really see the issue here that's not a terrible idea


or with this one. I mean, presentation is a bit clumsy but there isn't anything wrong with this

why are you posted alright food in the bad food thread

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Come to think of it, miniature fat sandwiches on hot dog buns would be extremely my poo poo.

:goonsay:

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