Panthers v Broncos: Dawn of Football (Kickoff GDT)

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FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

what the hell was that

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:24

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 11:58

KYOON GRIFFEY JR: Apr 12, 2010; Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Ted Ginn bad

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:24

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

OH MY GOSH IT'S GOING UP!

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:24

sexy tiger boobs: Aug 23, 2002; Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Now we just need some Cam sacks.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:25

Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

Trevor gorilla is doing pretty good. He doesn't look like a no name QB from a journalism school

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:25

DrunkPanda: Apr 24, 2005; I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft

RumbleFish posted:

Hype? I haven't seen much of anyone predicting us to win the Super Bowl this year.

Every sports analyst has you ranked #1 right now

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:25

Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Andy Sonofabitch

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:25

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

DrunkPanda posted:

They deserve to. They get way too much hype, lost the Super Bowl and they are preseason ranked #1? Huh?

The Broncos got much worse, at least theoretically. It wasn't a surprise and it shouldn't have been.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:25

Afro: May 29, 2007; Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit

Mega64 posted:

I don't know if I even want to make fun of Siemian's name anymore. He might actually be good?

i'm an oakland a's fan so to me its kind of old hat

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:25

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

I wonder if that stupid lift system was built just for that commercial

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:25

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

DrunkPanda posted:

Every sports analyst has you ranked #1 right now

Most I've seen have Arizona or Seattle

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:25

Spring Break My Heart: Feb 15, 2012

DrunkPanda posted:

They deserve to. They get way too much hype, lost the Super Bowl and they are preseason ranked #1? Huh?

that doesnt seem odd at all? they were the best regular season team last year and lost the superbowl. thats a pretty easy road to being rated #1 the next year.

i also think ive seen more calls for the cardinals winning the sb.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:25

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

im so happy football is back and also bad

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:25

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

thats probably the most insulting thing to me you could post.

I'm sorry and I ask for your forgiveness.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:25

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Harlock posted:

Trevor gorilla is doing pretty good. He doesn't look like a no name QB from a journalism school

What does Siemian have to do with Chase Daniel?

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:25

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

sean10mm posted:

I hate the Broncos and all, but if the Panthers lose to Denver with Serial Apeist under center then hahahahaha

pretty much yeah

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:25

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Luke Kuechley's self-harm during film review this week is gonna be brutal

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:26

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

those cars blew my mind as well

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:26

General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

Why is the one Jamie Foxx better than the others?

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:26

Big Ol Marsh Pussy: Jan 7, 2007

siemian has not played particularly well.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:26

DrunkPanda: Apr 24, 2005; I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft

Yessss Super Bowl 50 highlights. Something we can all appreciate

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:26

timp: Sep 19, 2007; Everything is in my control; Lipstick Apathy

I wish they would give me a trigger warning before they start showing replays from SB50

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:26

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Big Bob Pataki posted:

im so happy football is back and also bad

football is always bad

somewhere, somehow

and we'll be there

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:26

AutomaticPrince: Jun 14, 2013

blue squares posted:

does any team have QBs with worse names than Trevor and Paxton?

Brock and Brandon?

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:26

RumbleFish: Dec 20, 2007

kazil posted:

Most I've seen have Arizona or Seattle

Yeah, this. Most SB picks I've seen have been Arizona, Seattle, or New England with us losing pretty early in the playoffs.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:26

DrunkPanda: Apr 24, 2005; I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

siemian has not played particularly well.

Trevor Dr. Saius about to win us this game, son

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:27

Big Ol Marsh Pussy: Jan 7, 2007

Parmesan Basil posted:

I'm sorry and I ask for your forgiveness.

i forgive you. god bless football

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:27

fan of the browns: Apr 6, 2012; my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.

General Dog posted:

Why is the one Jamie Foxx better than the others?

Racist.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:27

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Von miller stuffs cam

The future refuses to change

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:27

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

General Dog posted:

Why is the one Jamie Foxx better than the others?

One of them was my brother's Groundlings coach he's hilarious.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:27

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

siemian has not played particularly well.

At the risk of saying something honestly instead of just hating the Broncos he hasn't played particularly awfully either. Which is a disappointment.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:27

NattyBo: Sep 20, 2004; Football Team.

The Broncos defense is p. good, huh?

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:27

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Love them Dickerson specs

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:27

DrunkPanda: Apr 24, 2005; I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft

Von Miller needs to strip sack Newton to give him PTSD

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:27

Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

NattyBo posted:

The Broncos defense is p. good, huh?

just a bit

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:27

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Oh man, Eric Dickerson is the poo poo.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:27

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

Goddamn that Miller x Cam obliges me to once again refer to this

Benny the Snake posted:

I wanted to answer this question more in-depth here.

I became a Seattle fan not after Super Bowl 48 but Super Bowl 49-after seeing their humiliating defeat against the Patriots because of that terrible play and interception at the last second. It was a heart breaker, but I fell in love with how well they played. It also helps that Seattle is a city where a lot of what I love originated from (Hendrix, Cobain, Pearl Jam, Neuromancer and the Cyberpunk genre, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Starbucks). This was the first football season I've ever followed and following the Hawks was amazing, especially in week 17 when I won a hoodie off a bet-that was the moment where I became both a member and believer of the 12s.

To see Cam Newton run us over in the divisional round was one thing. To see him do so when it was clear that his team was over-depending on him was another. What really made me salty, and boy howdy was I full of , was the simple fact that he compared himself to Superman. How he kept wearing Superman shirts and also how his home field played the John Williams theme. This became nerd rage, and I wanted to see Batman beat Superman. Russel Wilson wasn't Batman and going into this game I was hoping Peyton would be. It turned out Von Miller was the Dark Knight, as he was sacking and pressuring Cam was glorious. This little internal narrative of mine was helped by the constant ad presence for Batman V Superman.

Congrats, Broncos and Von Miller. Congrats for avenging us. Here's looking forward to my team's 40th season

PS: If you're reading Febreeze, I'd like to see a comic where Cam Newton as Superman has the MVP sack-stripped from him by Von Miller as Batman.