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Dreddout posted:I'm so glad Tinder has made dating obsolete and corny. Yes, but what if you want to spend the rest of your life with just o downloading tinder now
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 That's a nice uhh...hand... you've got there 
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TheMostFrench posted:
Even Gollum can find love E; Or ET, I'm not quite sure
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TheMostFrench posted:
lmao what the gently caress
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TheMostFrench posted:
It's like someone took a shitload of fingers from different hands and just threw em together
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Sep 9, 2016 02:54
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I'm glad pick found love
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TheMostFrench posted:
thathonkey posted:lmao what the gently caress
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Sep 9, 2016 03:11
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It's a 'shop. I can tell from the pixels, you see.
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OsakaShadow posted:It's a 'shop. I can tell from the pixels, you see. It's a terrible troll for women who only zero in on dat RANG omg
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TheMostFrench posted:
This looks like the after picture of one of those surgeries where they graft a toe onto your hand to replace a missing digit. But first, you chuck the toes in a woodchipper!
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Efexeye posted:you gotta make it clear to clients that you dont want them to text or they will do it while your in church or at disneyland, incessantly You joke, but in my last job I did have a client who would text with alarming frequency to meet up and have a beer. I sold mutual funds and he was divorced and lonely. It was loving weird.
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Knew what this was before I even clicked play. This guy's church was closed down because apparently he doesn't pay a goddamn thing for anything so now it's being turned into a shelter for homeless LGBTQ youth 
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TheMostFrench posted:
Is it weird that the index finger is what is freaking me out most about this?
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notZaar posted:Is it weird that the index finger is what is freaking me out most about this? Yea, it's telescopic.
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Sep 9, 2016 14:51
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Yes, please put down your noisey mutt.
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Sep 9, 2016 15:00
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TheMostFrench posted:
that Hox gene expression is all out of whack on this one
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Sep 9, 2016 15:26
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would literally cut a finger off to not look like that
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Sep 9, 2016 15:27
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goddam that hand is gross
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Tricky D posted:Yes, please put down your noisey mutt.
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notZaar posted:Is it weird that the index finger is what is freaking me out most about this? I know, it's pretty weird, normally crystal treatment makes all your fingers do that. I'm glad that guy was actually the first search result for "mlp fingers crystal" because if there are ever any other matches I don't want to know what they are
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Sep 9, 2016 15:42
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How is her pinky's fingernail larger than the width of her pinky?
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Theophany posted:You joke, but in my last job I did have a client who would text with alarming frequency to meet up and have a beer. I sold mutual funds and he was divorced and lonely. It was loving weird. oh i was absolutely not joking. i had to get a Google voice number to give clients to get them to stop texting me.
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Theophany posted:You joke, but in my last job I did have a client who would text with alarming frequency to meet up and have a beer. I sold mutual funds and he was divorced and lonely. It was loving weird. I've been there. Except it was a hooker I used to see
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vyst posted:I've been there. Except it was a hooker I used to see tbh your story sounds way more interesting than mine
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Titus Sardonicus posted:Knew what this was before I even clicked play. This guy's church was closed down because apparently he doesn't pay a goddamn thing for anything so now it's being turned into a shelter for homeless LGBTQ youth didn't they also interview him on the daily show years ago where he said Obama was Hitler or some other crazy poo poo?
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Lichy posted:would literally cut a finger off to not look like that All you would have to do is cut the tips off the long ones, even em out a bit.
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Lichy posted:that Hox gene expression is all out of whack on this one You'd need to cut off at least three. Those fingers ain't right.
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Huh I just got a brand new expensive engagement ring should I maybe trim and clean my nails before I post a photo of this online forever? Naaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hahaha
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tbf it wouldn't really help that much in the face of the larger issue
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This account has good Facebook screenshot posts: https://twitter.com/bloodhaiI/status/773997984644227072 https://twitter.com/bloodhaiI/status/773911012777062400
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imagine being that emotionally invested into a strip club
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Those strip club reviews are just as hilarious as the 1-star jail or prison reviews.
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Napolean Bonerfarts posted:This account has good Facebook screenshot posts: "slobodan mimosabitch" god that is a top tier username
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Sep 9, 2016 22:53
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this is from some elderly schizo lady from Twitter and I found her posts on Facebook 
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Sep 9, 2016 23:02
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Whats Shaheera been posting lately?
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Red Suit posted:Whats Shaheera been posting lately? i dunno that was from like 2 years ago lol
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https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/sep/09/facebook-napalm-vietnamese-deleted-norway FACEBOOK IS TRYING TO WARP HISTORY* * - warping done by automatic algorithm in error and corrected by human employee in line with corporate procedures
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Mods please change my name to "A- BLACK GENTLEMAN".
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