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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

when princess di bit it my cousin had just moved to microsoft's japanese office and he told me it forced him to learn the language p fast since all of the english language news channels were covering that and nothing else nonstop for weeks and weeks

# ? Sep 9, 2016 01:07

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maxe: Sep 23, 2004; BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST

a local gaming forum tipped me off that 9/11 was happening, i distinctly recall reading a thread titled "A SECOND PLANE JUST HIT!!!!!! KAMIKAZE CUNTS!!!!!!"

i turned on the TV about 5 minutes before tower 1 fell, mum came out to yell at me cos it was midnight/1am but I just pointed at what was happening and she went back to bed

riding the train to college the next day was super eerie cos its all anyone wanted to talk about but we were all polite strangers on a train so everyone was just exchanging funny glances

# ? Sep 9, 2016 01:22

maxe: Sep 23, 2004; BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST

the same gaming forum had a pretty intense meltdown thread when "Loose Change" came out too

# ? Sep 9, 2016 01:23

fishmech: Jul 16, 2006; by VideoGames; Salad Prong

maniacdevnull posted:

BWI Airport is the only airport in the county with a direct link to nationwide rail service, isn't Baltimore great?

nah, if BWI counts than Newark International definitely counts.

BWI has a shuttle bus from the terminals to the BWI station on the northeast corridor, newark has a people mover from the terminals to the newark international station on the northeast corridor

# ? Sep 9, 2016 01:24

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

fishmech posted:

nah, if BWI counts than Newark International definitely counts.

BWI has a shuttle bus from the terminals to the BWI station on the northeast corridor, newark has a people mover from the terminals to the newark international station on the northeast corridor

last time I flew I was at the baggage claim and some dude walked over and stood way too close behind me. I moved over to another free spot and to see who was standing behind me, and the guy was staring at me with a fuckin crazy pisser face

# ? Sep 9, 2016 01:36

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

too many fuckin americans itf. rip princess di

# ? Sep 9, 2016 01:46

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

i got to see one crackhead chase another crackhead up and down a major street with a boxcutter on the way home today, musta passed through smokaville

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:06

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

Improbable Lobster posted:

wait, is this a photo?

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:09

ClassActionFursuit: Mar 15, 2006

GameCube posted:

lol, but who'd you steal this joke from

HEY NONG MAN posted:

yeah that made me laugh super hard but it must be from somewhere.

if someone else did it ive never heard it

i even remember the first time i said it as it was a joke i made to my now ex wife not long after we met

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:11

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Moist von Lipwig posted:

wait, is this a photo?

no it's some kind of marvelous electronic painting

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:12

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

We didnt find out til much later because I was doing house cleaning and the housemate was playing counter-strike so he just brushed off 'terrorist attacks!'

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:12

epipen: Aug 11, 2014; nyoom

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:13

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

Moist von Lipwig posted:

i got to see one crackhead chase another crackhead up and down a major street with a boxcutter on the way home today, musta passed through smokaville

I hope you at least honked your horn

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:17

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

well, i was on the streetcar so no, but i did fill the streets with my honking laughter

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:35

yippee cahier: Mar 28, 2005

dad filled up a couple VHS tapes of news coverage about the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oka_Crisis. no berlin wall or anything else. guess he thought it was going off.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:36

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

yippee cahier posted:

my dad filled up a couple VHS tapes of news coverage about the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oka_Crisis. no berlin wall or anything else. guess he thought it was going off.

mandatory

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:37

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

lol canadians are so racist

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:41

Fuzzy Mammal: Aug 15, 2001; Lipstick Apathy

quote:

Patrick Cloutier of Saint-Maxime-du-Mont-Louis, Quebec was a 19-year-old private with the Royal 22e R�giment of the Canadian Forces at the time. After the photo was published, he was heralded as a Canadian hero.[5] The Globe and Mail even compared Cloutier to "the man who stared down a Red Army tank in Beijing�s Tiananmen Square last year."[5] Quebec media emphasized Cloutier's "Quebecois roots", and La Presse described him as "the little soldier staring unblinkingly at the angry Warrior."

Later that year Cloutier was granted an "accelerated promotion" to master corporal,.[6] In May 1992, he was demoted to private again and served 45 days in an Edmonton military prison for cocaine use.[7]

Cloutier served the Canadian military again in Bosnia, and upon his return, many of his friends from the service committed suicide.[2] He was discharged on December 9, 1993 after being found guilty of impaired driving, leaving the scene of an accident, and causing bodily harm.[1][5][8] Cloutier was convicted of ramming a double-parked car, injuring its two occupants and a 16-year-old passenger in Cloutier's own vehicle.[8] In 1995, he appeared in a pornographic film, Quebec Sexy Girls II: The Confrontation, which specifically parodied the events at Oka.[5][9] As of 2015, he was working for the Canadian Coast Guard, spending a great deal of time on board the CCGS Amundsen.[1][2]

Cloutier would later insist that he had never supported the original cause of the conflict: a golf course. On the contrary, said Cloutier, "J��tais pour les Indiens ! Je passe beaucoup de temps au Nunavut et les Premi�res Nations, c�est mon peuple pr�f�r�." (I was for the Indians! I spent a lot of time in Nunavut and with First Nations, they're my favourite people.)[2]

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:42

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; Buglord

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

lol canadians are so racist

"racism is bad, except against natives" - my country

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:57

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

I just saw a gunmetal green matte audi

I don't think I've ever seen a more rear end in a top hat car ever

# ? Sep 9, 2016 03:06

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

also I posted about it in GBS but if you give me your address somehow I will mail you a postcard

# ? Sep 9, 2016 03:08

epipen: Aug 11, 2014; nyoom

SmokaDustbowl posted:

I just saw a gunmetal green matte audi

I don't think I've ever seen a more rear end in a top hat car ever

saw a matte gunmetal green (or army or whatever, the one that looks like army cars) TTRS the other day with red highlights and just about barfed
sydney is full of rich idiots with no taste

# ? Sep 9, 2016 03:17

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

NoneMoreNegative posted:

http://web.mit.edu/vondrick/tinyvideo/

If only these were Avatar sized, we could have enough new Stupid Newbie material to last the forums until at least the year 3000

http://reason.csail.mit.edu/~vondrick/vgan/hospital/

Same thing, but in reverse and racist:

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/sep/08/artificial-intelligence-beauty-contest-doesnt-like-black-people

# ? Sep 9, 2016 03:26

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

jesus christ its olive drab

# ? Sep 9, 2016 03:33

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

Jonny 290 posted:

jesus christ its olive drab

sorry we don't all play army man radios or whatever it is the gently caress you do

# ? Sep 9, 2016 03:38

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

lol i hate you

# ? Sep 9, 2016 03:41

Glorgnole: Oct 23, 2012

SmokaDustbowl posted:

also I posted about it in GBS but if you give me your address somehow I will mail you a postcard

what's gonna be on the postcard?

# ? Sep 9, 2016 03:51

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

anime

# ? Sep 9, 2016 03:53

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

Glorgnole posted:

what's gonna be on the postcard?

honestly? probably a poorly drawn dick. making postal worker sort a postcard with a dick on it is really funny to me

# ? Sep 9, 2016 03:55

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

Jonny 290 posted:

lol i hate you

hahahahah

# ? Sep 9, 2016 03:56

Robot Pride: Aug 2, 2010; by exmarx

i was sitting here wondering what the gently caress "gunmetal green" meant

army man radios is a good game imo :colbert:

# ? Sep 9, 2016 03:59

Robot Pride: Aug 2, 2010; by exmarx

i just looked it up and gunmetal green is not the same as od green

did this color name come from a warhammer paint kit? i bet it did

# ? Sep 9, 2016 04:01

epipen: Aug 11, 2014; nyoom

Jonny 290 posted:

jesus christ its olive drab

thats the one
i get confused because every other shitted up audi is gunmetal grey or olive drab

# ? Sep 9, 2016 04:02

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

the first step is to put everyone who drives an audi up against the wall

# ? Sep 9, 2016 04:04

Glorgnole: Oct 23, 2012

SmokaDustbowl posted:

honestly? probably a poorly drawn dick. making postal worker sort a postcard with a dick on it is really funny to me

i'm up for it as long as you include a return address

# ? Sep 9, 2016 04:04

Apocadall: Mar 25, 2010; Aren't you the guitarist for the feed dogs?

Glorgnole posted:

i'm up for it as long as you include a return address

return to sender: message too short

# ? Sep 9, 2016 04:04

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

Glorgnole posted:

i'm up for it as long as you include a return address

ok what is your e-mail or steam or something

# ? Sep 9, 2016 04:05

Robot Pride: Aug 2, 2010; by exmarx

SmokaDustbowl posted:

the first step is to put everyone who drives an audi up against the wall

i love audi's. now back to the other topic. od green is a very serious topic:

gunmetal green:

od green:

# ? Sep 9, 2016 04:06

Glorgnole: Oct 23, 2012

SmokaDustbowl posted:

ok what is your e-mail or steam or something

glorgnole at gmail dot com

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Apocadall: Mar 25, 2010; Aren't you the guitarist for the feed dogs?

marpat is better, ACU is poo poo if you're not in urban gray environment, then it's actually impressive how well it works, outside of that loving useless though

# ? Sep 9, 2016 04:07

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