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bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill
Doesn't really look like my cup of tea, but before the personified elements of the universe started showing up, it reminded me a lot of Reign Over Me

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Can't let the Anderson-Jovovichs have all the fun, can we?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6FxROAHJH4

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Edmure Tully and Tywin Lannister?

Looks fantasticrappy. Looking forward to Kate Beckinsale Underworld.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Also the male lead from the Divergent movies. I guess he wants to play a role with some emotion :v:

...and while I think I've seen all the Underworld movies I initially couldn't tell where the old footage ended and where new scenes began. It's all blurring together, just like the Resident Evil movies.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
I'm still amazed they never did a trashy Underworld/RE crossover.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

New sexy Paul Verhoeven movie! (it's a rape/revenge movie)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM96ne-XiH0

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
I'm pretty sure that the Underworld films are just made to hide the fact that Kate Beckinsale is immortal. Also, she divorced her husband/director guy and someone else is directing it.

The films still make really decent money so I mean why stop ever.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
I like super-long running female-focused action series with supernatural elements. I mean, the only other one I can think of is Resident Evil, but they're both a lot of fun.

BlueBayou
Jan 16, 2008
Before she mends must sicken worse

The MSJ posted:

After hearing about it so much, here is the trailer for Collateral Beauty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isQ5Ycie73U

Feels like Its a Wonderful Life

I hope they really are death love and time, and not just actors hired by his friends or something

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I haven't been able to bring myself to watch it. That title is so contrived.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



The MSJ posted:

After hearing about it so much, here is the trailer for Collateral Beauty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isQ5Ycie73U

Looks like some hot garbage.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

LADY, YOU ARE EVIL EXPRESSING COMPLEX EMOTIONS!

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

The MSJ posted:

After hearing about it so much, here is the trailer for Collateral Beauty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isQ5Ycie73U


Okay I finally girded my loins and watched.

My thoughts:


void_serfer
Jan 13, 2012

The movie can be saved if Will Smith's character dies by having sex with Helen Mirren.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
That whole trailer looks like a Christmas Carol ripoff and Smith is Black Scrooge

Spatula City
Oct 21, 2010

LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU WHY YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING

BlueBayou posted:

Feels like Its a Wonderful Life

I hope they really are death love and time, and not just actors hired by his friends or something

They're totally actors hired by his friends

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Eddie Murphy is going to make us cry (on purpose) for a change.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wySiVNV71IQ

void_serfer
Jan 13, 2012

Holy poo poo, Eddie Murphy is reading scripts again.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

The MSJ posted:

After hearing about it so much, here is the trailer for Collateral Beauty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isQ5Ycie73U

Know what annoys me about this trailer? It reminded me that Michael Pena isn't an Academy Award nominee.

confused
Oct 3, 2003

It's just business.

The MSJ posted:

Eddie Murphy is going to make us cry (on purpose) for a change.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wySiVNV71IQ

I think it's been 30 years since I've said this: "I am interested in seeing this Eddie Murphy movie."

Lastdancer
Apr 21, 2008
WOW of course they had to name him after a chicken joint. Typical racist Hollywood!

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

confused posted:

I think it's been 30 years since I've said this: "I am interested in seeing this Eddie Murphy movie."

I'm not but it's fun to see Eddie in just a regular rear end movie. It's too bad that movie looks, sounds and feels like it was directed by Garry Marshall.

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

LesterGroans posted:

Know what annoys me about this trailer? It reminded me that Michael Pena isn't an Academy Award nominee.

Haha glad I wasn't the only one who thought that.

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

I'm not but it's fun to see Eddie in just a regular rear end movie. It's too bad that movie looks, sounds and feels like it was directed by Garry Marshall.

I was wondering what was bothering me about this and yeah. It's treacle as hell. Nice catch.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Hallmark Channel. DNW

confused
Oct 3, 2003

It's just business.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

I'm not but it's fun to see Eddie in just a regular rear end movie. It's too bad that movie looks, sounds and feels like it was directed by Garry Marshall.

Yeah... looks like I spoke too soon. It's got a 14% rating on Rotten Tomatoes:
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/mr_church/

Oh well. As someone who grew up with Trading Places, Beverly Hills Cop and 48 Hours, I really miss the old Eddie Murphy.

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

that movie looks, sounds and feels like it was directed by Garry Marshall.

Joke's on you, it's actually directed by the Driving Miss Daisy guy

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Jenny Angel posted:

Joke's on you, it's actually directed by the Driving Miss Daisy guy

gently caress OFF!

Oh my god, it's true.

Jewmanji
Dec 28, 2003
Here's the 2.5 minute teaser for Ben Affleck's next directing gig, the Dennis Lehane adaptation Live by Night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwejneg3sCM

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Jewmanji posted:

Here's the 2.5 minute teaser for Ben Affleck's next directing gig, the Dennis Lehane adaptation Live by Night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwejneg3sCM

Doesn't look too bad, but the teaser's a bit scatterbrained.


The worst thing about Ben Affleck directed pics is that they star Ben Affleck.

Spatula City
Oct 21, 2010

LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU WHY YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING

Jewmanji posted:

Here's the 2.5 minute teaser for Ben Affleck's next directing gig, the Dennis Lehane adaptation Live by Night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwejneg3sCM

hmmm, looks good, but Affleck shoulda cast someone else in the lead. Saldana's doing an interesting accent, I can't place it.

Eezee
Apr 3, 2011

My double chin turned out to be a huge cyst
This looks fun:

Free Fire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDD3I0uOlqY

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Spatula City posted:

hmmm, looks good, but Affleck shoulda cast someone else in the lead. Saldana's doing an interesting accent, I can't place it.

French?

Also I might just be in a bad mood but that is a movie I have no interest in.

Jack's Flow
Jun 6, 2003

Life, friends, is boring
Dear Turkey,

Enjoy.

Love,
Hollywood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwut1DUXaZc

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Will it have System of a Down on the soundtrack?

Jerkface
May 21, 2001

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE DEAD, MOTHERFUCKER?

Fallen Rib

this feels like the spiritual successor to Mean Guns and thus I will see it

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.

Mierenneuker posted:

Will it have System of a Down on the soundtrack?

Serj Tankian posted the trailer on his Facebook, at least.

UnknownMercenary
Nov 1, 2011

I LIKE IT
WAY WAY TOO LOUD



After watching this I'm even more sad that I can't catch this at TIFF; it looks great.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

GonSmithe posted:

Serj Tankian posted the trailer on his Facebook, at least.

I posted that somewhat as an joke, but turns out:
https://twitter.com/serjtankian/status/768146919021350913
I like his solo stuff, so I'll look forward to that.

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Spergatory
Oct 28, 2012
I've heard of bottle episodes, but it looks to me like Free Fire is an entire bottle movie. Is the entire film set in that one room? Because that's interesting, at the very least.

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