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I'm the wolflike shadow, marking this child as one of the Garou.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Must be. He seems to think women really enjoy giving blow jobs. One girl brags about sucking a guy 8 times -- not a word about if she managed to have even a single orgasm. Maybe I just don't hang out with the right kind of sluts, but I've never heard a woman brag about giving head.
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It's so unfair that well-groomed, confident men who work out and are in good shape get more action than the out of shape awkward goonlings like me, who are really sweet guys on the inside and would totally love and cherish you loving bitch cumslut whores if only you'd let us. E: Dude is hell of virginal
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:I also like having my cervix bumped, so I'm talking only the vaginal canal. It does "stretch" a bit to accommodate larger things, if there's enough things of whatever size being inserted enough. And it does tighten back up if there's nothing keeping it from doing so, dicks or toys. I can vouch for that personally. Okay, so I was absolutely correct, as all the provisos you mentioned were in place. Thank you for confirming, I appreciate that. It's nice for an actual sexhaver to stop in rather than virgoons with no firsthand experience of it at all acting like they're experts. quote:Also what is "a gradual increase in size" did you know that fingers exist???? quote:Meeting your wife on a forum dedicated to Yes, that's me. "Bragging" about something I had absolutely no control over at birth. Oh wait, I was trying to discuss the belief of nice guys that women will only gently caress giant-dicked Chads. This forum used to have it's own Chris-chan thread too, btw. And the ulillillia thread on SA documented the life of a mentally disabled individual in meticulous detail until someone in the thread decided to go out and harass him by sending him nude photos of his sister.
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poisonpill posted:Holy poo poo, that's all it takes to be in the top 1%? This is like finding out the Koch Brothers make $65k between them Quoted because we managed to create the opposite of Elliot Rodgers' most famous post in this very thread, and through the natural flow of conversation. A fitting tribute, or whatever the opposite of a tribute is, to that pathetic soul who is the patron saint of incels. green chicken feet fucked around with this message at 09:58 on Sep 9, 2016 |
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:the 1% according to the first hit on Google. poisonpill posted:Holy poo poo, that's all it takes to be in the top 1%? This is like finding out the Koch Brothers make $65k between them According to the British Journal of Urology, who performed a worldwide study on 15,000 men, it takes even less to be in the top 1%. Like anything over 20cm, which is just under 8 inches.
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The Saurus posted:Yes, that's me. "Bragging" about something I had absolutely no control over at birth. I DIDN'T ASK TO BE HUNG LIKE A TRAIN, YOU KNOW
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Sounds like porn has screwed up the expectations for men when it comes to their own bodies as well as women's. The worst victims are probably guys like that comic artist who think it also represents normal human behavior. By this point he would probably be disappointed if he ever did get into a real relationship and it wasn't 24/7 kinky sex.
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The Saurus posted:
are.....are you saying you should be free from criticism on saying you have a clown dick and comparing yourself to chris-chan and ulillillia?
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Fat Shat Sings posted:are.....are you saying you should be free from criticism on saying you have a clown dick and comparing yourself to chris-chan and ulillillia? I didn't realize clowns were renowned for their huge dick size. This is disheartening.
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Fat Shat Sings posted:are.....are you saying you should be free from criticism on saying you have a clown dick and comparing yourself to chris-chan and ulillillia? Where did I compare myself to either of them?? I don't have the artistic ability or imagination to create works of art like sonichu or platform masters. green chicken feet posted:I didn't realize clowns were renowned for their huge dick size. This is disheartening. A moment of silence for the victims of John Wayne Gacy, please.
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http://www.newspressnow.com/josephi...aign=user-sharequote:Why I'll never date a feminist 
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green chicken feet posted:Sounds like porn has screwed up the expectations for men when it comes to their own bodies as well as women's. Yeah, that's a major thing. Like... You're not loving most of the hours of the day. Your relationship needs more of a bedrock than that.
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Pick posted:Yeah, that's a major thing. Like... You're not loving most of the hours of the day. Your relationship needs more of a bedrock than that. The rest of the time women are using you for emotional support and as a human ATM - most of the time they ignore you. Then they give you some reluctant sex if you spend enough money on them before going out with their "girlfriends" to gently caress some chad.
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Pick posted:Yeah, that's a major thing. Like... You're not loving most of the hours of the day. Your relationship needs more of a bedrock than that. You could just be apart whenever you're not loving if that's what you wanted.
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green chicken feet posted:I didn't realize clowns were renowned for their huge dick size. This is disheartening. my bad, I actually meant a dick that is the size of a actual clown, not a typical clowns dick. The Saurus posted:I don't have the artistic ability or imagination to create works of art like sonichu or platform masters. Oh Oh Fat Shat Sings fucked around with this message at 10:42 on Sep 9, 2016 |
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Moridin920 posted:I'd prolly hook up with a dirty chav bc I even like that accent so you've def got some leeway British people Not to derail or anything but when I went to LA I got the impression that everyone treated me better because of my accent. Maybe people in LA are just friendly (I had heard the opposite)? Like, open your mouth and the grumpiest person waiting for the bus will BEAM like they just realised you're Prince Harry Doctor Who Potter. My phone didn't work and when I asked someone for directions they phoned me a cab and on the phone even said "I need a cab for a nice european gentleman" (which he couldn't say anymore  )I literally walked up to a cute girl on the street and asked if there was anywhere good to eat and she excitedly took me somewhere and we had lunch together as she fervently texted her friends to come join like was going to grant everyone wishes she did ask me "Is it London, England or England, London?" though Calico Heart fucked around with this message at 10:43 on Sep 9, 2016 |
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Sep 9, 2016 10:40
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Calico Heart posted:My phone didn't work and when I asked someone for directions they phoned me a cab and on the phone even said "I need a cab for a nice european gentleman" (which he couldn't say anymore England might not be part of the EU anymore, but you're still a part of Europe. It's not like the island moved.
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Fat Shat Sings posted:my bad, I actually meant a dick that is the size of a actual clown, not a typical clowns dick. A relief for me and my friends at Future Clowns of America.
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Calico Heart posted:Not to derail or anything but when I went to LA I got the impression that everyone treated me better because of my accent. Maybe people in LA are just friendly (I had heard the opposite)? Like, open your mouth and the grumpiest person waiting for the bus will BEAM like they just realised you're Prince Harry Doctor Who Potter. My phone didn't work and when I asked someone for directions they phoned me a cab and on the phone even said "I need a cab for a nice european gentleman" (which he couldn't say anymore Yeah, it's the accent. You would also probably get a warm reception even if you were doing something annoying, like cold-calling. I knew an Australian guy who got away with more aggressive sales behavior and probably even got his job in the first place because people were so charmed. No offense meant as I know British and Australian accents aren't the same thing, but I think many Americans find them similarly endearing.
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On the reverse I was told many times while traveling Ireland that my mild southern accent was really attractive. So I concluded the the Irish are a basic people.
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green chicken feet posted:Yeah, it's the accent. You would also probably get a warm reception even if you were doing something annoying, like cold-calling. I knew an Australian guy who got away with more aggressive sales behavior and probably even got his job in the first place because people were so charmed.
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phasmid posted:If you have any knack/desire, trying out accents on people can yield surprising results. But if you're American, don't try to sound like Dr. Who unless your mark is reeeeeal stupid. ......I seem to remember an E/N thread where some American dude faked an Australian accent and had to keep up the pretence with his unwitting girlfriend, and he was asking advice on what to do. Or it might have been a sitcom plot. eta muhahah no it was a thing- http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3383209&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 quote:I know a Darfur orphan has faced considerably worse obstacles in his life, and that nothing I get into could possibly compare. Rondette fucked around with this message at 11:34 on Sep 9, 2016 |
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Calico Heart posted:Not to derail or anything but when I went to LA I got the impression that everyone treated me better because of my accent. Maybe people in LA are just friendly (I had heard the opposite)? Like, open your mouth and the grumpiest person waiting for the bus will BEAM like they just realised you're Prince Harry Doctor Who Potter. My phone didn't work and when I asked someone for directions they phoned me a cab and on the phone even said "I need a cab for a nice european gentleman" (which he couldn't say anymore its because everyone in The US, secretly/not so secretly love England and want to be reabsorbed by the mother country.
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FISTS CURE WOMEN posted:On the reverse I was told many times while traveling Ireland that my mild southern accent was really attractive. So I concluded the the Irish are a basic people. Nah, Southern accents (like that of ~my wife~) are often considered cute over here. Not so many of the negative connotations and it makes people think of Gone with the Wind.
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I'm impressed by anyone that can pull off an accent that isn't their native one. I'm so bad at it that me trying to do Jamaican and Russian are indistinguishable.
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Dapper_Swindler posted:its because everyone in The US, secretly/not so secretly love England and want to be reabsorbed by the mother country. My dad is from the States and pointed out to me that something Americans do to be cool in his experience is use British expressions/slang, and every time he hears an American say something like "take the piss" or "wanker" he internally shudders because it sounds so wrong. He told me in the States you can basically charge whatever you loving want for beer if you call your bar a "pub" and everything comes in "pints". CubanMissile posted:I'm impressed by anyone that can pull off an accent that isn't their native one. I'm so bad at it that me trying to do Jamaican and Russian are indistinguishable. I've found that if you find a single word that you can say in an accent, just repeat it a couple times. I can do a pretty good Australian accent if I say "Brent" or "Cleo" a couple times Calico Heart fucked around with this message at 11:46 on Sep 9, 2016 |
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Slokir posted:
ay didn't know we were allowed 2 post lena dunham in here
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lol @ everyone who replied seriously to The Saurus. But please, timg those sadbrain moron comics next time.
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CrazyLoon posted:lol @ everyone who replied seriously to The Saurus. Buncha beta GAP-shirt baby manlets ITT who can't handle those neo-Nazi Satan-worshipping dongs.
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So I skipped the last few pages but is known floor goblin fucker The Saurus still making GBS threads up the thread with his collection of horrid webcomics and also stories about his monster hog?
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I'd stopped, but you summoned me with my name. What's a floor goblin?
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The Saurus posted:I'd stopped, but you summoned me with my name. the creature who lives in your bed and is married to your wife and who lives in your heart and makes you say gross and ugly things expel him (you)
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Hug in a Can posted:the creature who lives in your bed and is married to your wife and who lives in your heart and makes you say gross and ugly things
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I have a swedish accent, bork bork bork etc I should go to america and woo some fat ladies with my mysterious foreign charms
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Hey GBS my dick is huge. It's so huge it hurts women, like my wife, who is only slightly bigger than my dick itself. Well, that's my story, thanks for your time.
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my wife is so tall and massive, absolutely gargantuan, that she makes my otherwise impressive penis look really tiny
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Travis343 posted:Hey GBS my dick is huge. It's so huge it hurts women, like my wife, who is only slightly bigger than my dick itself. Well, that's my story, thanks for your time. You should try stretching out her vagina imo because that's a thing that is totally real
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