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fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

fatherdog posted:

Punk comes across as a fairly pleasant guy who kinda knows he's in over his head in all the Embeddeds, so I'm not sure why everyone seems to be rooting for him to die. I mean, he's probably going to get beat up pretty badly, but I'm not sure why people are really into that happening.

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manyak
Jan 26, 2006

yah I just assume its something from when he was a wrestler where a lot of the job is tricking people into hating you. He seems cool enough

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

I.N.R.I posted:

You should have sucked your opponents dick

is this a reference im missing because otherwise what the gently caress dude?

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Le Saboteur posted:

When Mickey most likely dismantles Punk who can he possibly face next with his 3-0 professional MMA record?

They'll probably make him go on TUF if he wins

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

LeftistMuslimObama posted:

is this a reference im missing because otherwise what the gently caress dude?

Its not a reference to anything, I just think you should have sucked him off

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

I.N.R.I posted:

Its not a reference to anything, I just think you should have sucked him off

I know this is your gimmick this week but it's not a very good one.

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

*mumbles*
Rated T for Teen

I.N.R.I posted:

i doubt that. i think one or two could


manyak posted:

Probably like 6 or 7 would be a big favorite against him realistically and a bunch more would do fine against him

I agree. Like lots of people have had way more than 2 years of experience and are not old people

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Sionistic posted:

The day a wrestler looks good in a suit is the day they are better off doing something else.

All wrestlers look good in suits especially Mark Henry.

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011
I bet yuri (stupid, ugly) could beat cm punk

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

david carmichael posted:

I bet yuri (stupid, ugly) could beat cm punk

i think yuri is like a ukrainian rebel militiaman or something now so he would definitely beat punk.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

All wrestlers look good in suits especially Mark Henry.



Mark Henry fought a padlock and won, he can beat up CM Punk

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

John Cena exclusively wears hand-me-down suits donated by The Big Show so he always looks bad, but other wrestlers have looked good in theirs

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Oct 30, 2009

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Incredibly muscular men, such as John CENA and myself, always look awkward in suits.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

oldpainless posted:

Incredibly muscular men, such as John CENA and myself, always look awkward in suits.

Not if they're tailored.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


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Gary’s Answer

Tezcatlipoca posted:

Not if they're tailored.

nah, at some point your quads are so big that pleats become mandatory and it's always a bit swimmy looking. and if you've got ridiculously huge shoulders it can make the jacket a bit awkward even if they fit it everywhere else. John Cena might not be quite to that level but if you look at some of the real big NFL guys or pro bodybuilders the suit is just always gonna be a bit silly looking.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Vince McMahon doesn't have that problem.



He always looks clean.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



GSP, the living embodiment of the Greek ideal of beauty, never looked good in a suit due to the size of his shoulders in proportion to the rest of his body and he is nowhere near as big as guys like John Cena.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

dromal phrenia posted:

John Cena exclusively wears hand-me-down suits donated by The Big Show so he always looks bad, but other wrestlers have looked good in theirs



I just wanted to post a picture of Finn Balor, nevermind me.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

NBA centers are funny in suits. Shaq in particular.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Bluedeanie posted:

GSP, the living embodiment of the Greek ideal of beauty, never looked good in a suit due to the size of his shoulders in proportion to the rest of his body and he is nowhere near as big as guys like John Cena.

The Greeks had a different kind of beard though.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

Vince McMahon doesn't have that problem.



He always looks clean.

doink is back

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Mark Henry should fight Top MMA Superstar Pudz

RagingHematoma
Apr 19, 2004

Goiters can be beautiful too!
Guys, this is actually happening.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


RagingHematoma posted:

Guys, this is actually happening.

Wait till the weigh ins end. There's still a chance

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

All wrestlers look good in suits especially Mark Henry.


Counterpoint:

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

frankenfreak posted:

Counterpoint:



dang that suit is dragging

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


He got a dare to put on Vince's suit on, clearly.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

frankenfreak posted:

Counterpoint:



That looks like an off-the-rack XXXXXL suit that only has the measurement for shoulder width right, and everything else on it is for a 400-pound lardass.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Because, and i say this as a huge fan of his, he comes off like an arrogant jackass quite often.

I'm sure there's also territorial bullshit about Them coming over Here. I don't dig on that though.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
And btw punk looked great in a suit when he first showed up in ufc

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

frankenfreak posted:

Counterpoint:



IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

CM Punk made weight and Gall missed it.

lol

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




IcePhoenix posted:

CM Punk made weight and Gall missed it.

lol

LOOK IN MY EYES
WHAT DO YOU SEE
A WIN BY TECHNICALITY

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Junpei Hyde posted:

LOOK IN MY EYES
WHAT DO YOU SEE
A WIN BY TECHNICALITY

LIKE JONNY HENDRICKS
AND JOHNSON
THERE'S A CATCHWEIGHT FIGHT ON MY TV

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

IcePhoenix posted:

CM Punk made weight and Gall missed it.

lol

It looks like Gall weighed in at 170.5. You get a pound allowance for non-title fights, so he also made weight.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Dr. Abysmal posted:

It looks like Gall weighed in at 170.5. You get a pound allowance for non-title fights, so he also made weight.

That's a dumb rule (solely because it makes it far less amusing)

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

manyak posted:

yah I just assume its something from when he was a wrestler where a lot of the job is tricking people into hating you. He seems cool enough

i dont like him because his whole gimmick and much of his personality is based on being straight edge, but he has a pepsi tattoo and drinks pepsi. which has caffeine in it. which is a drug. get it together dude..

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Under the vegetable posted:

i dont like him because his whole gimmick and much of his personality is based on being straight edge, but he has a pepsi tattoo and drinks pepsi. which has caffeine in it. which is a drug. get it together dude..

Some straight edge people don't gently caress either. I am guessing he is one of the variants that is okay with that too.

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DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

He was pretty famous for boinking and dumping an endless string of women wrestlers before settling down with his current one, so yeah

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