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NecroMonster posted:chaffed dick? Oh god, this is the worst thing I've ever experienced. I once got way too drunk on rum and had sex with this girl for.... hours. I have no idea how long it lasted, but I was so sore afterwards that every time my dick touched the front of my pants it hurt for 2 days afterwards.
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man i've hosed all night before and not gotten chafed you just uh need to make sure she's WET ffs
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Sep 9, 2016 19:10
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Moridin920 posted:man i've hosed all night before and not gotten chafed But that costs extra nice guy tokens. First you gotta pay for the time, then the consent, then the space, then wetness, next you'll be expecting us to give them orgasms. These feminazis are nickel and diming us nice guys.
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Sep 9, 2016 19:14
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Whore bitches suck all the nice out.
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Sep 9, 2016 19:18
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I long for the day I hear an american say "having a bubble"
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Sep 9, 2016 19:18
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Americans don't say stuff like "having a ___________" we say "taking a _____________" Because we take what we want it's baller as gently caress
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Sep 9, 2016 19:21
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ikanreed posted:But that costs extra nice guy tokens. In the good old days, a woman was just a one time purchase, but now there's so much DLC, who can afford it?
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radiatinglines posted:I've only heard British people say it either way Are you from some kind of hick place where people speak 'murican? It's very common. "Can't" is most common, followed by "can not", then "cannot". There's also "will not", "won't", "should not", "shouldn't", "would not", "wouldn't"... Nobody but a pretentious geek says "shall not", though. That's archaic or British sounding.
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Sep 9, 2016 20:25
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skander posted:Are you from some kind of hick place where people speak 'murican? It's very common. "Can't" is most common, followed by "can not", then "cannot". There's also "will not", "won't", "should not", "shouldn't", "would not", "wouldn't"... Nobody but a pretentious geek says "shall not", though. That's archaic or British sounding. what
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Sep 9, 2016 20:36
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Y'all is hick.
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Sep 9, 2016 20:41
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y'all is a great word
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Heck yeah Y'all women folk best start sucking this dick now, I'm deserving of it
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Sep 9, 2016 20:49
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it's importnt to get the hottest mate ever because you and your spouse will be beautiful forever and never age
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Pick posted:it's importnt to get the hottest mate ever because you and your spouse will be beautiful forever and never age Oh, I'll be sure of that
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Sep 9, 2016 21:23
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Pick posted:it's importnt to get the hottest mate ever because you and your spouse will be beautiful forever and never age Um. I'm male, so I can just divorce her and get another 20 year old, or whine on the internet about not getting a 20 year old forever. Duh.
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Sep 9, 2016 21:24
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ikanreed posted:Um. I'm male, so I can just divorce her and get another 20 year old, or whine on the internet about not getting a 20 year old forever. Duh. she will definitely love and appreciate you for who you are and not take all your poo poo because whoo boy are u one gullible turd
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Sep 9, 2016 21:26
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i love and appreciate all of you.
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Pick posted:she will definitely love and appreciate you for who you are and not take all your poo poo because whoo boy are u one gullible turd that's why you feed her your blood 3x first obv lol e: wait this isn't the vampire thread where am I what's happening Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 21:52 on Sep 9, 2016 |
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Sep 9, 2016 21:30
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radiatinglines posted:y'all is a great word Along with you'ns and ain't. Source: Spent 8 years of my life in Kentucky and know lovely non-existent contractions.
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Sep 9, 2016 21:52
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I hate y'all mostly because condescending people on the internet say it all the time. ("Y'all need to check your privilege", etc.) It's fine when people in the southern US say it though.
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Sep 9, 2016 21:56
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Pick posted:she will definitely love and appreciate you for who you are and not take all your poo poo because whoo boy are u one gullible turd More and more women are now the ones with successful jobs, meaning that the man can take half the woman's poo poo when they divorce.
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Sep 9, 2016 21:59
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It's the weekend so best to break out the ProudSexHaver™ and incel shame threads while rocking out to rave music. Shake ya rear end wat urself etc :P
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Sep 9, 2016 22:01
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Beelerzebub posted:Along with you'ns and ain't. you'ns??? loving savages
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LT56 posted:It's the weekend so best to break out the ProudSexHaver™ and incel shame threads while rocking out to rave music. Shake ya rear end wat urself etc :P Not currently a sexhaver. Taking things slow in my current relationship and not resenting it like a child, though.
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Youns is a little rough. Ain't and yall are some of the most useful words there are in the English language. Source: I'm from Oklahoma
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ikanreed posted:Not currently a sexhaver. Taking things slow in my current relationship and not resenting it like a child, though. g00d j0b :-D *pat on the back*
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LT56 posted:g00d j0b :-D *pat on the back* Yep, definitely continuing with bare minimum decent human being poo poo. Better get rewarded with sex soon, right?
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ikanreed posted:Yep, definitely continuing with bare minimum decent human being poo poo. Better get rewarded with sex soon, right? Idk maybe you are too angry to breed 
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Sep 9, 2016 22:11
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If your dick isn't wet by the end of this sentence have you considered going incel?
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radiatinglines posted:you'ns??? I'm telling you, Kentucky is a savage, barbaric, wasteland.
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mind the walrus posted:If your dick isn't wet by the end of this sentence have you considered going incel? I confessed to a girl and she didn't respond declaring an urge to get on my dick am I an incel now?
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Travis343 posted:Youns is a little rough. Ain't and yall are some of the most useful words there are in the English language. I use "y'all" and "ain't," and also tend to use "howdy" as my most common greeting. I am a native of the Pacific Northwest and my mother is English, though.
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Sep 9, 2016 22:28
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Moridin920 posted:that's why you feed her your blood 3x first obv lol No you have to drain most of her blood out without quite killing her THEN feed her your blood geez
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Sep 9, 2016 22:29
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naem posted:No you have to drain most of her blood out without quite killing her THEN feed her your blood geez Why do that when scorched earth policy works so much better :-)
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LT56 posted:Why do that when scorched earth policy works so much better :-) I mean be careful who you vampire because now she's immortal and it's like, she was cute but you didn't know her that well now you're stuck with her Like maybe she makes this weird click noise with her jaw or snores or has a weird laugh or her clavicles are crooked
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Mahuum Aqoha posted:I hate y'all mostly because condescending people on the internet say it all the time. ("Y'all need to check your privilege", etc.) I'm from Texas, and my y'alls flow forth so naturally and effortlessly, you would never be sure I even said them Same with my howdys
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Sep 9, 2016 22:34
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Scorched pussy a shameful pussy
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radiatinglines posted:y'all is a great word I actually like all y'all, but around here a lot of people would think you're trying to act Black if you use that one.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I use "y'all" and "ain't," and also tend to use "howdy" as my most common greeting. I am a native of the Pacific Northwest and my mother is English, though. yeaa i wool kawl-flower coloring kranz
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Pick posted:yeaa i wool As a side note regarding pronunciation, anyone who inserts an "r" into the word "wash" needs to be euthanized. "Warsh" is not a loving word. "Dishwarsher" is not a loving word.
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