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Jose posted:i took a couple of valium last night to have a mellow night watching jason statham films What's your favourite. Transporter 1 is p. good but there's also Crank which is fun as hell and the remake of Death Race wasn't bad.
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i watched parker which was pretty good. not sure which my favourite is tbh but i quite like safe where he takes on the entire triad for some autistic savant. the mechanic was also good because of how it ended. the oen with littlefinger from got as the villain is good too i've not actually seen any of the transporter films and netflix only has 3 Jose fucked around with this message at 08:30 on Sep 9, 2016 |
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Murphy Brownback posted:When I've gone to ren fairs the axe throw guy was always the lowest energy goony guy working there. It's a bullshit game anyway the axes are almost impossible to get to stick in the wood compared to the stars/knives. The local one gives you a sticker as long as you get at least one stuck in the wood, so you don't even need to aim as long as you can rotate it right. Stars are stupidly easy, though.
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If you goons hadn't immediately piled on and cried foul at the worker's comp "Ren-fest" confessor, we could've been treated to an out-of-control followup where the guy gets attacked by axes thrown at him by his pissed coworkers! < >
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We don't deserve nice things
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GUYS, he a;lready explained why he can't quit, it's his only creative outlet I really hope we get a follow up confession where he's drowning in debt after being found out, jailed, and forced to pay back all the money. His gf leaves him, and it's the wakeup call his parents need to realize how much of a useless piece of poo poo he is, so they kick him out too. Next thing you know he's living on the street letting strangers piss on him for money. Full circle, closure, perfect.
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Clockwerk posted:We don't deserve nice things
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quote:I take a lot of things personally. I don't mind doxxing people who have wronged me to the point where I get so angry or upset. I'm patient when it comes to destroying people's reputations online, so I give myself like a few weeks or months before doxxing someone or humiliating them. I don't do it to people I know often, but I do sometimes create fake websites with their names and information including links to their social media and even pictures of their homes. Of course, I wait a couple weeks. quote:I'm looking for a new relationship. My last boyfriend had poor hygiene and a dick that was maybe an inch long at the most. 
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Does anybody actually have a dick that is an inch long at the most or are you just talking poo poo because you're mad, because that sounds at least extremely improbable to me
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Sep 10, 2016 03:45
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maybe they meant limp?
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I am professional vlogger Joey Salads of the Joey Salds youtube empire. I like to perform pranks masked as social experiments that sometimes result in deaths (see: Harambe). My confessions is that my terrorism shooting muslim pranks where i throw suitcase bombs at people while shouting PRAISE JESUS are fake. I am actually jewish and also i cannot afford bombs now that youtube has cut my ad revenue. The video where i piss into my own mouth is real
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does anyone go to those medieval fairs after they hit puberty or after they kids hit puberty, idgi, also why someone want to work at the things
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jackyl posted:does anyone go to those medieval fairs after they hit puberty or after they kids hit puberty, idgi, also why someone want to work at the things its a species of retro depression
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Orkin Mang posted:its a species of retro depression I have no idea what any of this means but it sounds bad
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jackyl posted:I have no idea what any of this means but it sounds bad its a sort of wayback sadness
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its a nostalgia for when age of consent was a thing of the future
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recursion isnt sadness doe
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LT56 posted:recursion isnt sadness doe many does go unidentified.ones justs a head and a bunch are just torsoes. my confesion is im the zodiac
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somewhere there's a legit adult that thinks medieval fairs is good and another one that likes a job at that poo poo, that's all hosed up
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I hear they gently caress in the tents, no joke it's like drama-summercamp with carnies in final fantasy costumes.
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jackyl posted:somewhere there's a legit adult that thinks medieval fairs is good and another one that likes a job at that poo poo, that's all hosed up imagine the medieval vagina.. what a horror show that must have been
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Orkin Mang posted:its a species of retro depression
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My dick is an inch and I like to say "it'll do in a pinch" haha doxx man please find me and kill me
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loquacius posted:I'm looking for a new relationship. My last boyfriend had poor hygiene and a dick that was maybe an inch long at the most. stop posting confessions from my ex girlfriend
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loquacius posted:Does anybody actually have a dick that is an inch long at the most or are you just talking poo poo because you're mad, because that sounds at least extremely improbable to me https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis
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Medieval fetes in rural France are real fuckin good and the idea of going to an American equivalent and being surrounded by the sort of people who think that sounds like it would be a not inherently horrible and embarrassing thing kinda makes me wanna huff freon
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Can they technically kick you out for going to a renfaire as Daft Punk ?
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Pissbitch sighted in the wild
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Disabled comp fraudster, leaving aside the morality of what you're doing, have you really considered the possible, nay, likely consequences? Is $250/w really worth possible anal rape in county? And suing to get more: what a marvellous way of really getting them to observe you closely to see if you're telling the truth! There is just no way this can end badly. You should be getting disability for stupidity.
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Sep 10, 2016 14:03
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I don't think I've ever not clicked a link as hard as I didn't click this link
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loquacius posted:I don't think I've ever not clicked a link as hard as I didn't click this link You're really missing out.
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loquacius posted:I don't think I've ever not clicked a link as hard as I didn't click this link You really should.
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holy gently caress
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Zorodius posted:Can they technically kick you out for going to a renfaire as Daft Punk ? no but the people who do anachronistic costumes like that are the only people worse than the people wearing regular lovely ren fair costumes, and there's always a shitload of them ren fairs are good to visit once every few years though because chowing down on a giant turkey leg while getting shitfaced on mead and counting fat girls dressed as fairies is a good way to kill a sunny fall afternoon
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don't doxx me. Mods???
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why are ren fairs even a thing in the US
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Jose posted:why are ren fairs even a thing in the US  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=out98QImyk0
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Good ren fairs can be fun. The one in Tampa lets you shoot bows and throw knives, axes, and throwing stars for fun. Some years they have guys come with a cannon and flintlock and percussion cap pistols and a blunderbuss to demonstrate black powder firearms, and one year the organizers made the mistake of scheduling a Doctor Who costume contest in the same field as the cannon. Maybe "mistake" isn't the right word there.
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