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Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
The name's Black Gentleman, Aaay Minus Black Gentleman.

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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Thread needs some more mf share z0ne

cnut
May 3, 2016

Reading Facebook is like reading Shakespeare's Sonnets, imo.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Buttcoin purse posted:

I know, it's pretty weird, normally crystal treatment makes all your fingers do that.

I'm glad that guy was actually the first search result for "mlp fingers crystal" because if there are ever any other matches I don't want to know what they are

what the holy gently caress

edit: kid died making comics with and about his messed up hands. now i feel kinda bad

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Sep 10, 2016

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

vyst posted:

Thread needs some more mf share z0ne

https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/773154563335434240

sofokles
Feb 7, 2004

Fuck this
So a couple of weeks ago i went to see the doctor about my anus problems. He asked me to take pictures of my butthole when it behaved at its worst. Coming out of the shower some days ago I had a pain in my rear end. So i shot some picks.

Next morning i open the app half asleep as usual. I must say Facebook has some weird idea about me and what i would like to celebrate and share with my friends.

I shall never forget the shock and horror I went through before I realized it wasn't actually published yet.

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

Is he a real doctor

sofokles
Feb 7, 2004

Fuck this

Puppy Galaxy posted:

Is he a real doctor

Sure hope so

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

ha ha I like this

Curdy Lemonstan
Jan 25, 2012

by zen death robot

sofokles posted:

So a couple of weeks ago i went to see the doctor about my anus problems. He asked me to take pictures of my butthole when it behaved at its worst. Coming out of the shower some days ago I had a pain in my rear end. So i shot some picks.

Next morning i open the app half asleep as usual. I must say Facebook has some weird idea about me and what i would like to celebrate and share with my friends.

I shall never forget the shock and horror I went through before I realized it wasn't actually published yet.

Lmao

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

so are skinny jeans supposed to be badass? were jncos? gently caress you lawrence i hate you

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i thought these sort of posts died out in 2014

i wish they had

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Take this rear end in a top hat who cut me off this morning on my way to work!

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Tricky D posted:

Take this rear end in a top hat who cut me off this morning on my way to work!



It would brighten my day if more drivers would indicate their turns, but I ain't Facebook-post-mad about it.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

symbolic posted:

i thought these sort of posts died out in 2014

i wish they had

take solace knowing that this guy's mom is gonna die instead

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Pvt.Scott posted:

It would brighten my day if more drivers would indicate their turns, but I ain't Facebook-post-mad about it.

Facebook is for yelling at your friends and relatives instead of the person you are really mad at. It's in the ToS.

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy

I'll punch him in his fat face if that helps any

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Tricky D posted:

Take this rear end in a top hat who cut me off this morning on my way to work!



Nice Saab

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle






Note: no humans.


e: that nose is so hosed up

Facebook Aunt fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Sep 11, 2016

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
I just love the way my jellyfish rubs against me when I'm lonely.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Facebook Aunt posted:



Not: no humans.


e: that nose is so hosed up
i feel like holding a python across your neck is asking for trouble, regardless of how domesticated it is

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




symbolic posted:

i feel like holding a python across your neck is asking for trouble, regardless of how domesticated it is

But he wuvs me!

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Didnt know sharezone was on twitter too. Added. Going through it is loving great, would repost if i wssnt on my phone.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Facebook Aunt posted:

But he wuvs me!
you're his main squeeze, as they say

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.


Isn't there some guy that posts a jaden smith is dead post like every day?

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!




Much like 1 like = 1 prayer, if the person dies he can say it was because nobody else cared enough but he did all he could.


Facebook Aunt posted:



Note: no humans.

This show was on TV the other night about the largest pets in Britain and the US. This is the whole show, but this girl you'll see at the link has a gigantic loving snake which without a doubt wants to kill her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fybjetSCYsA&t=1320s

TheMostFrench fucked around with this message at 02:04 on Sep 11, 2016

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Blind Rasputin posted:

Isn't there some guy that posts a jaden smith is dead post like every day?

I think so, yeah.

Napolean Bonerfarts
Dec 11, 2003

by Pragmatica
lol that's funny. Half of my Likes on Facebook are likes of fake RIP [celebrity]. It's even more ironic when the celebrity actually dies IRL and the numbers of Likes increase (ie. Robin Williams)





thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
this is my favorite recent one from da share zone twitter

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

detroit jesus says buy american

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

thathonkey posted:

this is my favorite recent one from da share zone twitter



Hopefully he can focus on da sharez0ne full time now!


Upside, saved 11$ book.

Downside, lost 20000$ car.

#blessed

treiz01
Jan 2, 2008

There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

Every person I've known who has a poo poo ton of random different animals is super broken and hosed up.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




treiz01 posted:

Every person I've known who has a poo poo ton of random different animals is super broken and hosed up.

You would be hosed up too if you had to spend every waking moment worrying Mr. Snake might get out and eat Mr. Bunny.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

treiz01 posted:

Every person I've known who has a poo poo ton of random different animals is super broken and hosed up.

Better to be super hosed up than to have people around.

trash person
Apr 5, 2006

Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!


Is it just me or does the image being so compressed make it feel like the person doesn't care THAT much

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Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

hth posted:

what the holy gently caress

edit: kid died making comics with and about his messed up hands. now i feel kinda bad

No need to feel bad, he posted a month ago on his DA page to say he's not dead.


FIN A!

(If you haven't been paying attention, "fin" is how the fine Facebook users quoted in this thread spell "effing")

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