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This weekend at Extremely Pissed Off Right Wingers Watchdog Group, we'd like to highlight the little guys. The users who make it all possible.  Jerry!   Reginald  Daniel and Lark  mac and Karl And our rising star, Hotrod Len  Hotrod Len first came to our attention by commenting with classic gems like this on every EPORW posting  He's been ramping up his racism ever since  Hotrod Len is not afraid to Go There 
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Hillary walked through the mud, her knee-high combat boots making sloshy, thunderous steps. The rain drops plopped off her specially designed shocktrooper armor. Con number 14562 (member of Father Greg's Megachurch congregation) walked forward, cheeseburger in one hand, and fries in another. He was escorted into the chain gang by the Neo-FEMA forces, right in front of his family. It was getting dark, and the rain was not letting up. A bump from the prisoner behind him sent the freedom fries to the ground. The man looked at the golden morsels, glistening in the mud, when suddenly an iron boot came down and crushed them. "Keep moving, prisoner" Hillary snarled. The line moved on. "Wait wait!" cried a voice from the back. A uniformed man in his 20s ran forward. "Gregory. I see you have been promoted. How are your folks?" Hillary's demeanor softened at the sight of the young man. "They're alright now, my Eat The Rich benefits helped them get the meds they needed but...that's not the point! Ma'am...is this truly necessary? I know they are" Gregory narrowed his eyes, "Trump voters but surely this is wrong!" Hillary turned around and began walking alongside the line. "walk with me Gregory" The young man followed. "You see Gregory, I am not doing this because they are conservatives. I don't hate conservatives, some are good people. I'm not even doing this because they're Trump voters" Hillary took out a Blackberry from her shocktrooper armor, an antique she kept to remind her of "the old days" "Ah! Aaah! E-MAILS!!" cried 14562. Hillary snapped her fingers in frustration. A nearby guard took out his taser and drove it into 14562's back, causding the man to collapse. "No, they did something truly reprehensible. They hurt my family. I have a daughter you know. I love her dearly. She has nothing to do with politics. Dirty business and she was not a part of it. Yet they still felt they were in the right to mock a teenage girl. One who did nothing wrong to them. Just to hurt me." Hillary handed the Blackberry to Gregory. "What could be so bad that it would make yo-"Gregory stopped short as he saw the image on the screen. quote:"-ah." "Do you get it yet? What kind of people would do something like this? Who makes fun of a teenager to hurt her mom? Can we really call these kinds of people Americans? Imagine if this was your daughter. How would you react to this sort of undeserved slander?" Gregory silently handed back the Blackberry. Suddenly, he grabbed the guard's tazer and drove it into 14562's back again, this time making the man lose grip on his cheeseburger. "Well done Gregory. You'll go far in this world" "Ma'am. I am sorry for wasting your time." "Nonsense. My mood has improved immensely thanks to you. Give my best to your parents" Hillary gave a warm smile, before continuing to escort the prisoners.
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Sep 10, 2016 04:45
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Defenestration posted:
This image I photoshopped to make her look inbred proves that it's true, just like how those pictures I photoshopped of Michelle Obama prove she's fat.
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Sep 10, 2016 04:45
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Defenestration posted:
I know the Secret Service puts this stuff in the white noise or rainy/slow day pile but remember to report things like that so that some time in the future the poster gets a knock on the door and a nice scare.
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Sep 10, 2016 05:26
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SSNeoman posted:Hillary walked through the mud, her knee-high combat boots making sloshy, thunderous steps. The rain drops plopped off her specially designed shocktrooper armor. Con number 14562 (member of Father Greg's Megachurch congregation) walked forward, cheeseburger in one hand, and fries in another. He was escorted into the chain gang by the Neo-FEMA forces, right in front of his family. It was getting dark, and the rain was not letting up. A bump from the prisoner behind him sent the freedom fries to the ground. The man looked at the golden morsels, glistening in the mud, when suddenly an iron boot came down and crushed them. 
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Sep 10, 2016 13:38
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The Asian Tiger: Clearly the most American animal on Earth
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SSNeoman posted:Hillary walked through the mud, her knee-high combat boots making sloshy, thunderous steps. The rain drops plopped off her specially designed shocktrooper armor. Con number 14562 (member of Father Greg's Megachurch congregation) walked forward, cheeseburger in one hand, and fries in another. He was escorted into the chain gang by the Neo-FEMA forces, right in front of his family. It was getting dark, and the rain was not letting up. A bump from the prisoner behind him sent the freedom fries to the ground. The man looked at the golden morsels, glistening in the mud, when suddenly an iron boot came down and crushed them. Unironically want.
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Sep 10, 2016 16:32
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Presented without comment:
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Sep 10, 2016 22:21
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Why do they care so drat much about cursive? I learned it in elementary and all it did was ruin my handwriting forever.
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Sep 10, 2016 22:31
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imagine having so little to give your child's meaningless death meaning that you can only direct your fury at a (black) football player
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Sep 10, 2016 22:31
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Polybius91 posted:Presented without comment:
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Sep 10, 2016 22:34
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Because there isn't any real reason to stand up or do anything really for the anthem, people get to come up with all sorts of reasons as to why it's disrespectful. Uh...my toilet broke and my property Managment company had it fixed...in America! So you better stand for the flag boy! Otherwise I will spread my feces everywhere!
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Sep 10, 2016 22:45
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Guavanaut posted:I honestly expected this to be a parody based on it starting with "I am going into a panic attack and ~literally shaking~ because ball man sat down for the flag song." The saddest thing is that if we accept the conceit that US soldiers who died in the middle east did so defending their country's values rather than advancing an interventionist foreign policy on behalf of the Bush administration, then that soldier died so that Kaepernick could exercise his 1st amendment rights by refusing to stand for the anthem.  If anything, by exercising that right, Kaepernick is honoring that sacrifice far more than anyone getting pissy over his supposed disrespect. Keeshhound fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Sep 10, 2016 |
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Sep 10, 2016 23:03
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Keeshhound posted:The saddest thing is that if we accept the conceit that US soldiers who died in the middle east did so defending their country's values rather than advancing an interventionist foreign policy on behalf of the Bush administration, then that soldier died so that Kaepernick could exercise his 1st amendment rights by refusing to stand for the anthem. uh sir freedom means freedom to choose which brands to use to substitute for an identity, not to not be protestant or be gay and all that other criminal activity
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Sep 10, 2016 23:05
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I believe you'll find that just because you have the right doesn't mean you should use it.  It's like the fine china plates: You're not supposed to actually eat off of them, just put them in a display and admire them from a safe distance.
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Sep 11, 2016 00:43
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 I don't get this vegan hate. Also Tool sucks.
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the_steve posted:I believe you'll find that just because you have the right doesn't mean you should use it. http://www.academia.edu/9536387/_Un...o._1_Fall_2014_
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Sep 11, 2016 01:50
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Sebadoh Gigante posted:
To be fair, vegans can also be intense assholes about their dietary choices. Along with everyone else who thinks that eating/not eating something makes them morally superior and/or healthier than the plebeians. Just follow your own best practices and try to ignore everyone else.
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Sep 11, 2016 02:03
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Bobbin Threadbare posted:To be fair, vegans can also be intense assholes about their dietary choices. Along with everyone else who thinks that eating/not eating something makes them morally superior and/or healthier than the plebeians. Just follow your own best practices and try to ignore everyone else. That is far to sensible of advice, there must be a catch somewhere. Next thing you'll be telling us that we shouldn't try to be contrarian assholes in our day to day lives.
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Sep 11, 2016 02:08
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Dameius posted:That is far to sensible of advice, there must be a catch somewhere. Next thing you'll be telling us that we shouldn't try to be contrarian assholes in our day to day lives. The catch is that you can't ignore contrarian assholes when it comes to politics.
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Sep 11, 2016 02:17
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The President scolded me as he bailed out my failing business! This is what Hitler did to the Jews! We can't jail gays! This is like living in Nazi Germany! Michelle Obama is saying our schools should serve sales for lunch! This is going to lead to America becoming just like Nazi Germany! The new Ghostbusters, Star Wars, and Mad Max movies have so many women and black men in lead roles! It's white male genocide! What, you want to draw attention to armed agents of the government shooting unarmed members of racial minorities? That's nothing to worry about, they had it coming. You're so spoiled!
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Sep 11, 2016 02:26
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Did you hear that Clinton sold nuclear secrets to China? Apparently this timeline of Chinese nuclear espionage and Clinton administration tech transfer buttresses the argument that Clinton is a traitor.
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Sep 11, 2016 02:32
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Christ Colin Kaepernick is a mad genius. People are still talking about him. BTW I highly recommend Uriarte's graphic novel "The White Donkey" It's a sobering recount of what life is like for a Marine in Iraq.
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Sep 11, 2016 02:54
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Did you hear that Clinton sold nuclear secrets to China? Apparently this timeline of Chinese nuclear espionage and Clinton administration tech transfer buttresses the argument that Clinton is a traitor. Wasn't Chris Cox Chairman of the SEC during the lead up to the subprime mortgage crisis? That definitely makes me super trust him on matters of oversight.
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SSNeoman posted:Christ Colin Kaepernick is a mad genius. People are still talking about him. I was lucky enough to avoid the middle east, but this little snippet really resonated with me: 
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 I remember my hatred of this meme fondly  not familiar with that phrase  code man  assuming any part of this is true, oh no, kids getting education, lunch and medical care, so terrible  looting  i refuse to spend time figuring out what is going on in this meme. surely it makes no sense  no don't think too hard obama bad that's it  guns on the carpet  is this gun shop on the titanic?  wait is NY a no go for muslims? or for white people according to Muslims?  mexico  syrian  hm, this is an exciting new idea. because I bet for a lot of people there is an amount of money that would work.  I hope it's Massachusetts. Please? Whatever, take your guns and get the gently caress out of my state  I looked this up. America has had 666,440+ combat deaths in all wars since 1775. This is generous, assuming that all wars are for the freedom of other people, which, laffo, they are not. If we add all other casualties including wounded, we arrive at 2,852,901+ (according to wikipedia). Now, because you are smart people you might reflect upon how this is potentially an inaccurate number considering the difficulty in record keeping over 200+ years of the republic. However this is moot, as the USSR, in fighting WWII against the Nazis (an unambiguously "for the freedom of other people" war if such a thing exists), lost somewhere between 8,668,000 to 11,400,000.  may it never happen again  muchos locos tacos mexicanos jejejje  if boat, then no one drowns in the mediterranean. (Aylan Kurdi)  every black person is an obama's BLM thug in EPORW world  we do ban criminals. that's why they're called criminals what about your grandfather's country, mikey?  literally "minorities are disease ridden"  you'll be racist if you make jokes about Harambe. Why?  Hotrod Len, bring it home. These are all on an article about a BLM protestor that died and burned in his car recently.   garbage people. not even people. marginally sentient dumpster fire.  *sigh* In conclusion  
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Sep 11, 2016 03:22
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Defenestration posted:
Which still doesn't add up probably.
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 "apply for permanent residency"? loving wow. You're so goddamn generous. Like he doesn't get a goddamn green card, he can just apply for one.
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Sep 11, 2016 03:46
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Stupid libs! They'll call you a racist just for saying you're happy that a black man died!quote:Yeah I mean I'd happily give up my right to bear arms for a few thousand dollars, if they're offering.
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Defenestration posted:
So what do they think money sent to citizens of Mexico (our third largest trading partner) gets spent on, anyway?
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Sep 11, 2016 04:30
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Keeshhound posted:So what do they think money sent to citizens of Mexico (our third largest trading partner) gets spent on, anyway?
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Sep 11, 2016 04:34
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stone cold posted:Wasn't Chris Cox Chairman of the SEC during the lead up to the subprime mortgage crisis? That definitely makes me super trust him on matters of oversight. Yes. Also the guy who replaced him in the house mysteriously introduced a bill in 2009 that would require anybody running for president to release their birth certificate.
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Sep 11, 2016 04:43
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Defenestration posted:
I know so many down-trodden persecuted old white males at work and I'm stunned by how many of them cannot eat anything green. Shocked because my family had a strong "thou shalt not waste food" commandment and these guys are closer to Depression-Era "values" than I am by about 15-20 years. Not enough years, I guess? I'm not kidding when I say that these men in their 50's are akin to those freaks you read about who can't eat anything but macaroni and cheese or chicken nuggets.
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Sep 11, 2016 06:19
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Instant Sunrise posted:Yes. Also the guy who replaced him in the house mysteriously introduced a bill in 2009 that would require anybody running for president to release their birth certificate. Ah, Orange County. California's Florida.
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quote:Hillary Clinton said last night at a fundraiser in New York "You know, to just be grossly generalistic, you could put half of Trump's supporters into what I call the 'basket of deplorables'. Right? The racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamaphobic — you name it." gently caress Robert Reich's bullshit milquetoast I'm-just-asking-questions-ism.
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gradenko_2000 posted:gently caress Robert Reich's bullshit milquetoast I'm-just-asking-questions-ism. I mean, purely on the basis of perception he's not incorrect. The only thing he's wrong about is the notion that we shouldn't call lovely Americans deplorable - though the notion that maybe Hillary herself shouldn't have is arguable. He actually makes a good, true point, though: even if it might have been ill-advised (I don't think it was, but you could argue that), Hillary's comment won't hurt her in a meaningful way because her supporters agree and her detractors are irrelevant. This guy is probably stupid but that block quote isn't all wrong, it just doesn't have the spine to call racism and misogyny out for what they are.
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Finally caught up with the thread and just in time too. I've been friends with my godmother on Facebook for a couple years now, and she's leaned pretty heavy into Blue Lives Matter and Trump for the past two years. (There was one particular incident I might have to find involving a pretty sociopathic sheriff where I touched the poop and got a vague death threat from one of her friends.) Today she shares this:  Anyone else heard of this? I want to say this was an anti-Trump thing first but they seem to have doubled down on it: 
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It's because in a recent speech Hillary Clinton said “You know, just to be grossly generalistic, you could put half of Trump’s supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables. Right? The racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamaphobic — you name it. And unfortunately there are people like that. And he has lifted them up. He has given voice to their websites that used to only have 11,000 people, now have 11 million. He tweets and retweets offensive, hateful, mean-spirited rhetoric. Now some of those folks, they are irredeemable. But thankfully they are not America." So of course being horrible people they act like that's a good thing.
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MelvinBison posted:Finally caught up with the thread and just in time too. Its funny that the RWM bemoans that were in a time that people are now comfortable enough to call themselves socialists, and now many of those people in the RWM are more then happy to agree that they are "Racist, homophobic, xenophobic, islamophobic, etc."
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