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McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

Focacciasaurus_Rex posted:

And "alternative vore" is double stupid because that's not even how eating something works.

I'm going to give you a choice. I know you love choices.

Post one starts "Acktchually, I think you will find that the idea of being swallowed and existing inside a person's body and being able to breathe and move and not die is the hottest thing ever, and furthermore"

Post two starts "Excuse me, what did you just say about my googirl porn?"

gently caress the internet.

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RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
This is James Knackle, thanks for tuning into 101.5 FM, Alternative Vore. It's 9:40 right now. Weather's holding up for the rest of the evening. Next up we have a song from the Magnetic Fields...

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

When it's gay cock vore it's not the vore that's gay, it's the cock.

hoobajoo
Jun 2, 2004

McGlockenshire posted:

Oh man, I was somewhat prepared for the dog, but the child rape... jesus, I wasn't ready. :suicide:

For whatever reason the dog part hurt my soul more; maybe it's because I have pets but no kids, so the latter feels more just like words on a page to me. Some of the objectively super gross/horrible things on the FPlus don't end up bothering me because I don't form a real mental picture of what's being said, because they're so alien from my life.

Focacciasaurus_Rex
Dec 13, 2010

McGlockenshire posted:

I'm going to give you a choice. I know you love choices.

Post one starts "Acktchually, I think you will find that the idea of being swallowed and existing inside a person's body and being able to breathe and move and not die is the hottest thing ever, and furthermore"

Post two starts "Excuse me, what did you just say about my googirl porn?"

gently caress the internet.

I choose :suicide:

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Djeser posted:

When it's gay cock vore it's not the vore that's gay, it's the cock.

So the cock identifies as male and sexually prefers other men, that's fine, it's 2016, but I don't see how that's relevant to the whole vore thing. You say "gay furry cock vore" and like, I get the furry, cock, and vore parts, but the gay part is a bad ingredient.

Ixjuvin
Aug 8, 2009

if smug was a motorcycle, it just jumped over a fucking canyon
Nap Ghost
It's gay because it's like Extreme Docking, so you gotta start with another dick to put inside your dick, before you put everything else inside your dick. OBVIOUSLY

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
Okay so you're saying that like, this is an alpha gay furry cock that consumes lesser cocks that are presumably furry as well but of ambiguous sexuality, and then the rest of the mark's body is vored as well since the gay furry cock is like "well since I'm already here..."

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

im upset at this page and the one before it

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

RyokoTK posted:

So the cock identifies as male and sexually prefers other men, that's fine, it's 2016, but I don't see how that's relevant to the whole vore thing. You say "gay furry cock vore" and like, I get the furry, cock, and vore parts, but the gay part is a bad ingredient.
I'm not quite convinced yet that describing a piece of gay erotica as gay is evidence that someone secretly hates them queers, but I'm sure that a few more back-and-forths about it will make me come around.

Like, by your logic, if he'd mentioned that the furry was a rabbit, it would have to be because he thinks that rabbits are as gross as cock vore.

Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 07:45 on Sep 11, 2016

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
The only thing I knew coming into this was the phrase "gay furry cock vore," and someone saying that it was comparable to the Frank West reading. I'm just wondering if the gay part is actually an important condition of furry cock vore. I don't think it's a good thing to make light of homosexuality like that, by saying "oh you like furry cock vore, you must also be one of them queers," as you put it. All I'm saying is that people were casually bandying around the phrase "gay furry cock vore" and my point is that cock vore is pretty grody no matter whose cock is eating whom.

And anyway, I don't even think you could describe furry cock vore as gay even if the piece was between two males, because the whole idea of a penis completely consuming another person is so far beyond sex to begin with.

As to your example, I don't think that compares because furries are gross no matter what animal they present themselves as, so calling it "furry cock vore" does add another strata to the grossness quiche. In that case, whether or not you specify it's a rabbit really is your own preference as to how much you want to mentally envision what the voring cock is attached to.

I regret absolutely everything about this conversation :(

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Dick eats a dick: gay cock vore
Dick eats a vagina: straight cock vore
Dick eats neither: asexual cock vore

Pretty simple imo

sout
Apr 24, 2014

What happened here

my girlfriend is Legos
Apr 24, 2013
Thread title's misspelt

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



RyokoTK posted:

The only thing I knew coming into this was the phrase "gay furry cock vore," and someone saying that it was comparable to the Frank West reading. I'm just wondering if the gay part is actually an important condition of furry cock vore. I don't think it's a good thing to make light of homosexuality like that, by saying "oh you like furry cock vore, you must also be one of them queers," as you put it. All I'm saying is that people were casually bandying around the phrase "gay furry cock vore" and my point is that cock vore is pretty grody no matter whose cock is eating whom.

And anyway, I don't even think you could describe furry cock vore as gay even if the piece was between two males, because the whole idea of a penis completely consuming another person is so far beyond sex to begin with.

As to your example, I don't think that compares because furries are gross no matter what animal they present themselves as, so calling it "furry cock vore" does add another strata to the grossness quiche. In that case, whether or not you specify it's a rabbit really is your own preference as to how much you want to mentally envision what the voring cock is attached to.

I regret absolutely everything about this conversation :(

same

E4C85D38
Feb 7, 2010

Doesn't that thing only
hold six rounds...?

Does anyone remember an episode where someone (maybe Boots?) kept reading their long entry over Lemon's attempts to do the "what have we learned" segment?

edit: It was 211 and also someone else entirely

E4C85D38 fucked around with this message at 19:46 on Sep 11, 2016

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

RyokoTK posted:

The only thing I knew coming into this was the phrase "gay furry cock vore," and someone saying that it was comparable to the Frank West reading. I'm just wondering if the gay part is actually an important condition of furry cock vore.
It's an important condition of the story and is completely reasonable to include. Maybe you should listen to the drat episode instead of whatever you're doing here.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
I think the episode has been pretty fully spoiled to me, by this point.

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
And Jesus Christ the only reason I added "gay" there was because this certainly isn't the only time cock vore has been a thing in the collective podcasts and I wanted to be specific!

This is the stupidest derail.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

This is the best derail, shut your cock vore mouth.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
Heaven forbid there be a goofy derail in the F Plus thread :rolleyes:

HMS Boromir
Jul 16, 2011

by Lowtax

RyokoTK posted:

Heaven forbid there be a goofy derail in the F Plus thread :rolleyes:

please stop

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
I think that you should apologize to McGlockenshire and also to everyone else.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
holy poo poo they read my document already :swoon:

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

After this derail, I desperately do not want to know about his crotch

Focacciasaurus_Rex
Dec 13, 2010

McGlockenshire posted:

And Jesus Christ the only reason I added "gay" there was because this certainly isn't the only time cock vore has been a thing in the collective podcasts and I wanted to be specific!

This is the stupidest derail.

Really it would have been much more interesting if it was "lesbian cock vore".

RyokoTK posted:

As to your example, I don't think that compares because furries are gross no matter what animal they present themselves as, so calling it "furry cock vore" does add another strata to the grossness quiche. In that case, whether or not you specify it's a rabbit really is your own preference as to how much you want to mentally envision what the voring cock is attached to.

Furry is one of those 'umbrella fetishes' that doesn't do much on its own. A lot of the problems it has are problems most fandoms have. Furry-specific problems are the guys who take their fursona animal WAY too seriously. "Death threats against people who write stories with a dragon villain in it because I am a dragon for real." serious. If this podcast should have taught you anything, it's that weird TF cockvore pregnant lactating asexual foot slave stuff happens anywhere you go on the internet. Even dog dicks aren't exclusive to furries; Please see the Omegaverse, as seen in the Sherlock and Supernatural fandoms.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Focacciasaurus_Rex posted:

If this podcast should have taught you anything, it's that weird TF cockvore pregnant lactating asexual foot slave stuff happens anywhere you go on the internet.
What it still hasn't taught me is loving why? I mean, the First Boner Theory only takes you so far.

"I'm into cock vore because my first boner happened while I was getting vored by a cock."

And why do the fetishes pile up like that? People tend to have only one first boner.

Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Sep 11, 2016

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Sham bam bamina! posted:

What it still hasn't taught me is loving why? I mean, the First Boner Theory only takes you so far.

"I'm into cock vore because my first boner happened while I was getting vored by a cock."

And why do the fetishes pile up like that? People tend to have only one first boner.

I imagine they build up a tolerance of sorts and end up turning to increasingly esoteric and improbable porns

A Meat
Jun 28, 2013

CERTIFIED FRESH AS HELL DOC MAKER

Improbable Lobster posted:

I imagine they build up a tolerance of sorts and end up turning to increasingly esoteric and improbable porns

I think it's that they jerk it to something they like that has another fetish thrown into the mix, and they realize, hey maybe I'm into this as well, and so on, like a boner borg, assimilating other fetishes into your sexuality

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
Maybe it's like the end of the line for sounding fetishists. Like, putting a Q-tip up there isn't cutting the mustard anymore...

LazyMaybe
Aug 18, 2013

oouagh

RyokoTK posted:

The only thing I knew coming into this was the phrase "gay furry cock vore," and someone saying that it was comparable to the Frank West reading. I'm just wondering if the gay part is actually an important condition of furry cock vore. I don't think it's a good thing to make light of homosexuality like that,
lol

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
This whole derail is going into a doc I'm going to use if Extra Credit does another potpourri episode.

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

This whole derail is going into a doc I'm going to use if Extra Credit does another potpourri episode.

Please start it by reading the cock vore story just to make sure everyone shares the pain.

pulp rag
Feb 25, 2013

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor
If I see any of you at F Plus Live, someone's gonna have to stop me from reading that gay furry cock vore post to you.

Oh, who am I kidding? I'll probably be too concerned over what stupid food dish I've prepared to remember. Or too drunk.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
Have they said what the theme is for this year? I'm stoked either way.

And I can't wait for my football congress shirt.

Focacciasaurus_Rex
Dec 13, 2010

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

This whole derail is going into a doc I'm going to use if Extra Credit does another potpourri episode.

Please don't. :(

pulp rag
Feb 25, 2013

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor

RyokoTK posted:

Have they said what the theme is for this year? I'm stoked either way.

And I can't wait for my football congress shirt.

No idea.

Lemon hasn't even put the shoutout for a poster as far as I know, nor has he contacted me to make a new one for this year. Unless he put the shoutout on ballp.it, since I keep forgetting to browse/post there. :(

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
Also, I'm sorry MrGlockenshire and everyone else.

Abyssal Squid
Jul 24, 2003

I'm the cock vore in da op.

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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
That was... fast. :peanut:

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