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eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
It's over folks. Get ready for president Trump.

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walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
It's obvious that Hillary simply neglected to extend her scaly neck-frills which radiate excess heat, out of respect for the fallen. This is another right-wing nothingburger

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Where was bill?

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
It's extremely xenophobic to criticize a Zeta Reticulan for fainting in our oppressive 79° heat, their climate is much more mild, shitlord

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

:jiggled:
Jiggled Again
:jiggled:
She was coughing up bill clintons cummies she slupred down before the rally

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

jigglemaster7 posted:

She was coughing up bill clintons cummies she slupred down before the rally
america would prefer this explanation to "overheating"

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
theres no way that rascal bill would mainline viagra just to give hillary a little morning protein

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Vegetable posted:

america would prefer this explanation to "overheating"

they're both equally blatant lies, bill clinton wouldn't even allow his dick to be blown by the women who used to blow his dick, gennifer flowers and monica lewinsky are both like 30 years above his age cap now

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
Great video of her slurring "it's a beautiful day in New York" and limply hobbling over to a child

"What happened???"
"I'm feeling great, I'm feeling great!"

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
New York temperatures on Sunday were in the low 80s, with humidity in the mid-40s.

Oppressive

Sancho
Jul 18, 2003

According to D&D those temps are literally hellish

Danger Mahoney
Mar 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Uh yeah she's not a superhero. You can't expect a normal person to sit in the shade on a cool, low-humidity morning and not have a seizure.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
HillRy should just start using one of those DARPA exoskeletons to morn fallen soldiers with.

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
I think it's clear what's going on with Hillary. Her previous brain injury somehow gave her psychokinetic powers which she uses to murder political rivals. But the use of these powers makes her incredibly weak for periods of time, sort of like the girl from Stranger Things. Couldn't be more obvious.

Sancho
Jul 18, 2003

Nah she just sickly

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Vastarien posted:

I think it's clear what's going on with Hillary. Her previous brain injury somehow gave her psychokinetic powers which she uses to murder political rivals. But the use of these powers makes her incredibly weak for periods of time, sort of like the girl from Stranger Things. Couldn't be more obvious.

I think she's just full of cum dude. :v:

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Do you think she will be our first skeleton president or our first ghost president?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
President Kaine

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord

Edgar posted:

Do you think she will be our first skeleton president or our first ghost president?

She's going to be like Nixon on Futurama. She's going to be our first head in a jar president.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Herr Trump!

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.
she could be in an iron lung and i'd still vote for her over trump

hell, i'd vote for the iron lung itself over trump

Sancho
Jul 18, 2003

Dead people can't receive votes they can only cast them

Homeroom Fingering
Apr 25, 2009

The secret history (((they))) don't want you to know
How the hell is she going to have a debate when she can't talk without coughing up a lung and slightly warmer than room templates heat is enough to take her down?

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
[Hillary dies on live television]

So what? I die all the time. Hell, I'm dead right now. This is more media bias against the Clintons

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.

tetsul posted:

How the hell is she going to have a debate when she can't talk without coughing up a lung and slightly warmer than room templates heat is enough to take her down?

her phlegm is smarter than anything that'll come out of trump's mouth

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Trump will be president.

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.

a dog from hell posted:

Trump will be president.

i hope you're wrong, but he's absolutely who we deserve

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Manticorny posted:

i hope you're wrong, but he's absolutely who we deserve

That's what we get when our democratically elected congress has a 15% approval rating.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
When Trump is inaugurated God Emperor the silent majority will shoot their rifles in the sky and revel throughout the night.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Calling bullshit on the heat, today's the nicest day in nyc this week, it's a perfect early autumn day and I was just in Tribeca, a stones throw from the wtc. If Hillary is overheating it's not the weather's fault.

walgreenslatino posted:

[Hillary dies on live television]

So what? I die all the time. Hell, I'm dead right now. This is more media bias against the Clintons

Lol

Cordon bleu
Sep 11, 2016

by Smythe
If trump gets elected I hope he brings Hugh Grant and Sandra Bullocks into cabinet with him.

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.

Cordon bleu posted:

If trump gets elected I hope he brings Hugh Grant and Sandra Bullocks into cabinet with him.

sandra will be secretary of speed

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/KrauseMatters/status/775013901939290112

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

:lol:

Dogmeat
Jun 20, 2003


Woof!

Sancho posted:

Dead people can't receive votes

Yes they can. They sometimes win, too: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2014/10/01/five-people-have-won-election-to-congress-despite-being-dead/

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Trump release the medical records now and skate this one into the W column.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Time to scrub up on Tim Kaine's policies and see if you want to vote for him.

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

walgreenslatino posted:

[Hillary dies on live television]

So what? I die all the time. Hell, I'm dead right now. This is more media bias against the Clintons

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
hillary clinton is a vampire or perhaps a mogwai

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canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

walgreenslatino posted:

Great video of her slurring "it's a beautiful day in New York" and limply hobbling over to a child

"What happened???"
"I'm feeling great, I'm feeling great!"

Is this true?

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