kinda seems like a lot of the injuries are from falling over - has nobody thought about wearing a goddamn seat belt???
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heres a wild idea ~~~ quarantine measures ~~~
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"this breaks about 20 starfleet regulations" - the head engineer
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Regulations are for planet walkers
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Federation OSHA inspector: Are you sure you want to store mini photon torpedoes directly underneath all consoles? Admiral dumbass: yes why would we not
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The orb of infinite destruction you cannot contain??? beam it aboard!!
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The star trek mod molested a child. Wheter or not the mods knew is subject of much debate
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look when your sickbay can basically cure anything you can ignore safety rules
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You also can't sue anyone when nobody has any money.
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I bet they had currency, Kirk was stiffing that lady on the bill. Just how he rolls
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Bert Roberge posted:look when your sickbay can basically cure anything you can ignore safety rules Or just reboot the injured person's body with the transporter. On that note why are there any sickbays or doctors in the first place?
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Corny Cornflake posted:Or just reboot the injured person's body with the transporter. Seriously store that dude in the computer they can all be cannon fodder.
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proposed regulation: stop hiring engineers from the united kingdom
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The only Star Trek I've seen is part of deep space nine and they straight up use gold bars for money. Like the little dude who owns the bar makes like dozens of gold bars a day. What is this 'no currency' bs?
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Peebla posted:The only Star Trek I've seen is part of deep space nine and they straight up use gold bars for money. Like the little dude who owns the bar makes like dozens of gold bars a day. What is this 'no currency' bs? Outside the federation, money is still used. Quark + almost all ferengi are not in the federation, bajorans aren't cardassians aren't, and there are others but thats a major intersection of parties only one of which is a post-scarcity economy
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oops bajor is federation sorry im not super into star trek except ds9 but its been w hile
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Real Star Trek would be me sending my transporter duplicate off to work while I go to the holodeck and bang some half Klingon half Noomi Rapace hermaphrodite salt vampire.
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Peebla posted:The only Star Trek I've seen is part of deep space nine and they straight up use gold bars for money. Like the little dude who owns the bar makes like dozens of gold bars a day. What is this 'no currency' bs? Gold was just the casing it was actually latinum which couldn't be replicated. ![]()
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Or I'd go to the holodeck and play Farscape so I could be in a better show
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what did latinum actually do though. what good is non-replicability if the main purpose of it is currency in an ecnonomy where most needs are easily summoned at will
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hemophilia posted:what did latinum actually do though. what good is non-replicability if the main purpose of it is currency in an ecnonomy where most needs are easily summoned at will same deal as the US dollar really
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hemophilia posted:what did latinum actually do though. what good is non-replicability if the main purpose of it is currency in an ecnonomy where most needs are easily summoned at will It stacked really securely. It's basically space Legos.
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EngineerSean posted:same deal as the US dollar really Makes you think.
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"I advise against that captain" "noted" ![]() a whole buncha crows fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Sep 11, 2016 |
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hemophilia posted:what did latinum actually do though. what good is non-replicability if the main purpose of it is currency in an ecnonomy where most needs are easily summoned at will Why did the Cardassians have slaves? People are dicks.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Why did the Cardassians have slaves? People are dicks. Because the Bajorans were assholes. Enslaving them was the best thing you could do for them.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Why did the Cardassians have slaves? People are dicks. The clumsy space zion/space nazi metaphor wouldnt work without it man
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hemophilia posted:what did latinum actually do though. what good is non-replicability if the main purpose of it is currency in an ecnonomy where most needs are easily summoned at will Favours and whatever must be endemic. Oh your brother-in-law is on the committee deciding who gets to fart around in a massive vineyard in France and who lives in an apartment in Detroit, what if I get him a reservation at Sisko's restaurant, will he hook me up with a ski lodge?
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Frankenstyle posted:Or I'd go to the holodeck and play Farscape so I could be in a better show If you ran Star Wars sims in the holodeck would it implode? Star Wars is too fun for the star trek universe to contain.
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Wowbagger2004 posted:Only idiot coddled humans had fake space communism, the other races had need for currency. Also the Fed definitely would have a need for currency of sorts - who gets the best spot on the hill etc.? Well, there's a galaxy full of planets, the more earth-likes in federation control, the more vineyards they can give to whoever wants one, at that point needing or wanting to live on a nice place on earth becomes trivial and petty and probably more or less based on if you do something important on earth the thing about star trek is it assumes humanity rises above some poo poo we currently accept as fundamental but lovely, rising above what christians would call original sin, the in-born shittiness of humanity. if you talk about star trek outside those terms you're not really talking about star trek anymore
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trap loving sprung
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kill the nerds
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Homer J. Fong posted:Federation OSHA inspector: Are you sure you want to store mini photon torpedoes directly underneath all consoles? 97 times out of 100 when an admiral shows up on any Star Trek show their primary function is to force everybody into doing something stupid, unethical, or both. You'd really think Starfleet would have a lot more mutinies.
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hemophilia posted:what did latinum actually do though. what good is non-replicability if the main purpose of it is currency in an ecnonomy where most needs are easily summoned at will Its main value was that it couldn't be replicated and thus was a stable thing to base a currency on.
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i only like DS9 so i don't feel outed or trapped bicht
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if there are no deaf people, retarded people or crippled people in the star trek universe, is that erasure?
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That Robot posted:if there are no deaf people, retarded people or crippled people in the star trek universe, is that erasure? it's just Eugene Roddenberrygenics
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The Cubelodyte posted:97 times out of 100 when an admiral shows up on any Star Trek show their primary function is to force everybody into doing something stupid, unethical, or both. You'd really think Starfleet would have a lot more mutinies. Admiral Black Guy was a good admiral. Admiral Menopause was hit and miss. Admiral White Guy was universally bad.
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Seatbelts are an affront to most Federation races That Robot posted:if there are no deaf people, retarded people or crippled people in the star trek universe, is that erasure? idk but if we could cure all those people would it really be so bad?
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